WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never
asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying
the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be
a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like
a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let
her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen,
where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-
lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t
look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s
face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-
charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when
she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your
care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is
nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that
means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of
life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children
because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother
could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but
remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each
other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more
money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that
stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window
of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex,
it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed,
there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before
I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t
endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your
riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are
ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to
any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if
a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide
all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to
start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to
her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her,
what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was
foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family
name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female
achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an
ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was
wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not
raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I
can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty,
though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their
appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call
tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their
body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what
happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always
coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing
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