Facts,

1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.

2. Guys, when a Girl say "You are the best man in her Life" please, don't be surprise to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day. pacman.

3. The downfall of a Man is when he moves from BBM to 2go.

4. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too na.

5. Very soon MTN will be Like, ''Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505, 50 Naira a week.

6. If your boyfriend is like 20 years older than you, please stop calling him baby rather you should start calling him your Ancestor.

7. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country.

8. It is only in Nigeria you will see a notice board say “Man needed with 40 Years experience, must be aged, 25.

9. Girls please, your boyfriend should not be your source of income. Cause it is only a relationship, not a job opportunity.

10. Someone will just die with an Afro and his spirit will come back with low cut. So Barbing saloon is in that side? Please i need an answer o Nollywood.

11. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-defense.

12. How can you be chasing a Girl for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree?

13. Double dating is not when you are dating two girls at a time, it is when you are dating a girl whose weight is more than 100 kg.

14. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on . And write "Call this number to buy iphone 6 for 10,000 Naira.

Driest Jokes/Write up i have seen on Nairaland in my few months here.

Lalasticala. Hppy new mnth FTC

How dare you start a new month with such a dry joke

Number 8 sha. People who are into human resource need skills themselves.. Cux sometimes dey exhibit stupidity wen it comes to hiring...

not funny

Cut him some slack

...dt no 4 enter well... d way u guys like beautiful,sexy ladies, so also is d way ladies like rich dude....fact! wen babe don follow una endure hard times....wen una don get rich....na dat time una taste for gurl go high....smh...i dont blame ladies for dat at all...go get rich if he pain u wel wel...smh

The last one tho..


That person don enter one chance be that..

Your point number 3 is total rubbish.
I Stopped using 2go in 2013, I'm now using it to converse with the students I taught in my service year.
Not everyone could afford WhatsApp / Bbm enabled phone.