| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Emekamex(m): 12:36pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
LasoulMacuby:
U must be a BASTARD who grew up with a deranged MOTHER, we heard a PALMWINE TAPPER impregnated her Quit spitting gibberish like a castrated lunatic who was force fed his balls. |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by friends4ever(m): 1:36pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
It can't happen in US because the law being implemented is being carried out accordingly. While in Nigeria law being implemented is motive to generate money illegally...lawless Country. 1 Like |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Tunagee(m): 2:08pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As
Nigerians full of inferirity complex. why attend to a murderfucking white guy first when he is not on the queue? would you do that bsuccessfully in the white man's country. Some of them pass ''one way'' without being questioned. If any white man tries it near me, i go kill am.ordinary VISA dem go dey do like gods, dem come come here dey misbehave. I go kill the white man as i no like them.
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| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Tunagee(m): 2:08pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As
Nigerians full of inferirity complex. why attend to a murderfucking white guy first when he is not on the queue? would you do that bsuccessfully in the white man's country. Some of them pass ''one way'' without being questioned. If any white man tries it near me, i go kill am.ordinary VISA dem go dey do like gods, dem come come here dey misbehave. I go kill the white man as i no like them. |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Tunagee:
Nigerians full of inferirity complex. why attend to a murderfucking white guy first when he is not on the queue? would you do that bsuccessfully in the white man's country. Some of them pass ''one way'' without being questioned. If any white man tries it near me, i go kill am.ordinary VISA dem go dey do like gods, dem come come here dey misbehave. I go kill the white man as i no like them.  |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Missmossy(f): 2:26pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
milychocs:
Mine too!!!
I feel a little drunk from the excitement 
Lol 
It's expected!! 3 Likes |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by funkyprof: 2:43pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As
We blacks are the root cause of our own problems. A white man will never ignore a queue and attend to a black man. We treat whites like gods in this country and they treat blacks like lepers in their country. @OP, please name the branch and address of GTB where this event happened 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by kingsleyuk2003(m): 3:24pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
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| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by arixsto2(m): 3:39pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
you did well and we need more of this in a civilize manner not necesssry the boko style of a thing. inspiring... |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Leward(m): 3:52pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
In2systemsTech:
ok... next time, do not type with notepad... Use Ms Word... thanks for sharing.... Wish Seun can introduce a facebook share link... I would have shared your story actually you can, click on the menu button of your browser and click on the share icon, it will give you a list of all social media platforms you can share on and fb will definitely be one o them |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by islandmoon: 4:18pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
tohpahz:
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well.
I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians..
Oh chim!
Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind ) exactly what made Micheal Jackson did that shhit! |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Beync(f): 4:31pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Hubby alerted me after registering his so i went the next day with my todler to register. See me see num 88, i had to pinch baby so hard that her shouts n worries couldnt contain anyone anymore, the lady had to register me immediately for good. |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by jidowu84: 8:28pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As
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| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Z8(m): 9:20am On Jul 03, 2015 |
tohpahz:
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well.
I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians..
Oh chim!
Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind ) I just smh anytime I think of it, Indians/Lebanese people treating Us like slaves in our own country while the got does nothing about it. |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Descartes: 2:53pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
mike404:
DESCARTES YOU NOR DEY SLEEP NI What's wrong with you Mister? Why tagging me with that moniker when it is crystally clear that we are not the same neither in ideology as pertains to e-Extistence on this Zoological Forum. Behave... |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by whizcartel(m): 12:55pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
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| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by tsdarkside(m): 9:17am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As
job well done,bros....we are to protect the black-queen at all cost.....the black-woman is the most endoring and patient woman on earth....when she get pissed-off,then something is realy wrong... |
| Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 11:39am On Jul 06, 2015 |
we treat them like kings here and dey treat our ppl shit lyk in dia place  [color=#990000][/color] |
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