Dorrobucci:
D.ULLARDINHO IS A CONFUSED MAN.

Nellybii:


So you are happy now and fulfilled for reigning insults on the President as if your entire lineage has ever produced a primary school headmaster. I don't blame you because you obviously lack any form of training at all. That is typical of your origin. You don't deserve any respect because you cannot give respect to others. Shame on you this enemy of Nigeria. Shame!! "Spits"

ilawanson44:
Chai! From DG to acting!

BREAKING NEWS!

DSS discovers the drink which is making the Daura Dullarddd behave like a Slowpoke!

The men of the State Security Service have discovered an alchoholic beverage which President Mumuhadu Buhari consumes everyday which makes him act slow and unresponsive since his assumption of office.

The discovery was made last night after a tip off by the new DSS acting DG which prompted the men of the SSS to storm the Aso Rock home of Dullardhino and caught him drinking the said alcoholic drink while Dullardhino was breaking his fast after the ramadan prayers.

The beer was confiscated and taken to the DSS headquarters.

This development was said to have angered Daura Dullardd which made him re-appoint the DG to a mere acting DG!

Daura is a very powerful beer which is brewed in the bushes of Daura in Kastina State which is used in Hypnotizing and making both humans and animals lousy! The beer is said to even be strong enough to make very fast cars like Ferrari, Lamborghini and Porsche travel at a maximum slow speed of 3km per hour when poured into their fuel tank.

APC reacts....

Meanwhile, the All Progressives Party has dismissed the actions of the DSS as a ploy to tarnish the image of the President. Speaking with news men in a telephone conversation, the spokesperson for the party Liar Mohammed insisted that the said beer was Guilder which the label was removed and another "Photoshopped" label tagged Daura was attached to the bottle.

"It is a setup! I know buhari very well...he drinks Guilder which is his favorite beer that he uses in breaking his fast" Lair Mohammed told our journalists.

Attempts to reach the former DG for DSS who has been currently demoted to a mere acting DG because of this development was said to have been unsuccessful as his line was switched off!

SOURCE: Taatafo News!

tobimillar:


It may take a while...it may take years but yes Nigeria will be great again... the French Revolution that changed the face of France and Europe wasn't really planned. just a couple of wrong decisions by the bourgeoisie against the proletariat and boom a massive revolution that Europe couldn't deal with. Nigeria will go through that someday soon....and all the people that slaved Nigeria will be hanged on stakes

mencade5:
DAURA DUL.LARD IS EVERLY CONFUSE .....CHAIIIII

Nellybii:


I voted and campaigned wholeheartedly for GEJ in 2011. Neither I nor any Nigerian had any cause to insult him or his administration just 1 month into his tenure. In fact the social media wasn't as pronounced as now. This idea of reigning curses and verbal name calling started during the campaign and this was as a result of the hate speech techniques employed by the major gladiators. This unfortunately has extended till now. This has to stop. We cannot continue like this indefinitely. I believe it will all die down naturally.and stop one day..This is my stand.

wisefizz:
UH... DAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU TYPE "DUL*ARDINHO" AND NAIRALAND AUTOMATICALLY TURNS IT TO "PRESIDENT BUHARI"



NAIRALAND WHY?




OK... THIS MOVE BY BUHARI IS JUST LALASTICAL

oloriooko:
I believe in PMB.

APC party leaders should cover their heads in shame for constituting themselves as nuisance instead of taking the advisory role to the President on such sensitive issue as appointments of key posts in government.

The seemingly confusing statements are uncalled for and a clear indication that PMB is surrounded by morons who are more interested in selfish ambitions than collective progress.

May God continue to guide PMB in the midst of these vultures.

Nellybii:


I voted and campaigned wholeheartedly for GEJ in 2011. Neither I nor any Nigerian had any cause to insult him or his administration just 1 month into his tenure. In fact the social media wasn't as pronounced as now. This idea of reigning curses and verbal name calling started during the campaign and this was as a result of the hate speech techniques employed by the major gladiators. This unfortunately has extended till now. This has to stop. We cannot continue like this indefinitely. I believe it will all die down naturally.and stop one day..This is my stand.

slinkman:
_Dullardinho

morbeta:
Boko haram is Pdp and pda is boko haram-------Azizi.

Bring those who will not compromise onboard retired or active. Loyalty is paramount now.
PMB cannot afford sabotage now.

PMB my prayer for you is that you will wear wisdom like crown and humility like agbada.

Almighty God is your strenght. Nigeria will be great again.