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Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Mostwanted7: 9:09pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by benedictjohn(m): 9:09pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by parzdor(m): 9:09pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Demmocrats(m): 9:09pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Mbkite: Going to church is not a guarantee you would make heaven at the end the guy that services orijin might make heaven and you won't . |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by SWIPERdaVIPER: 9:10pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
kliq:Hope you're aware that u have no brain 2 Likes |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Lobolintin(m): 9:18pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
If nah my brother and you didn't fulfill it your head don blow |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Even a lady offers me her puss-y for me to go to Church when I don't wanna. I won't go. Thing is both of you are f*cked up. 1 Like |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by chikwadomn(m): 9:19pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
loomer:U are wrong u dnt have to destroy ur brother and claim u want to save.u can't help God just say d truth and leave God to do d rest |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by sandave(m): 9:21pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
just make sure the bear is ready once he's back from church or else...... he will make history wit ur head....I trust guys wen they drink for a purpose |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by blackjack21(m): 9:24pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Mbkite: Even God has promise to give us beer of all king in heaven if we worship him. buy him his beer you did no bad. Plus can I follow you to chuuch next sunday? 21:23:32 Sun, Jul 5, 2015 1 Like |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by horpeyvictor: 9:24pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
The tactics is nice,bt I wish God should manifest to his life |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by idupaul: 9:25pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
loomer: Even if he high fa? |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by fF01(m): 9:26pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
i can beat my chest nd tell u dat nothing was added 2 ur brother's life. whyl e was in church wih u, he was only thinkin about d bottles!! |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by kinibigdeal(m): 9:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Hearing the word is another thing, listening spirit is another thing. The medium passing the message is another thing. If the pastor is spirit filled, is message today should coincide with your brothers problem. You did the wrong thing at the right time while is left for the preacher to equal the wrong with the right word |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by blackjack21(m): 9:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
iyke926: You're fibbing! 21:27:04 Sun, Jul 5, 2015 |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by kinibigdeal(m): 9:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Hearing the word is another thing, listening spirit is another thing. The medium passing the message is another thing. If the pastor is spirit filled, is message today should coincide with your brothers problem. You did the wrong thing at the right time while is left for the preacher to equal the wrong with the right word. |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by BCJAY(f): 9:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR BROTHER. YOU ARE NOT BORN AGAIN YOURSELF, WHY WILL YOU PROMISE BEER AS INCENTIVE. DO NOT PROMISE BEER AGAIN AND DO NOT BUY THIS ONE JUST GET HIM A CHILL MALT AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU FOR ENCOURAGING DRUNKENNESS GOD BLESS YOU |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by systemz(m): 9:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
frank317:Lolz. This guy! You are on point. Ride on. |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by smallpeepee: 9:34pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I'm sure nxt sundae u wud tel him d communion contains beer |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
blackjack21: Dude, I ain't lying. I always say what I mean and mean what I say. Living a kind of life... outside the pattern. Don't wanna be controlled by some stuffs like women...I love puss-y like all men. 1 Like |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Naijasturf(m): 9:41pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I can't believe it |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by bablononi(m): 9:44pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
buy it nah |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by That2: 9:47pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
No biggie. I remembered way back when i went to church for Mosquitoes net. Just pretend like you are attentive and get what you need. The church is a joke. I have also went to mosques for sallahs . Oh my days.... 2 Likes |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by ehjiwummy(f): 9:48pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Mbkite:I like the tactics,using what he love most to get his attention.as time goes on he will leave it willingly. |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by columbus007(m): 9:51pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
So there for his beliefs is in the god of god of green bottles |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by kalufelix(m): 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
BCJAY:lol...gullibles be like give me fanta i don't take beer...hahahahahaha |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by peeta4u(m): 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Mbkite:Word of God? All dis dere selfish preaching... |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by NumberOne2(m): 10:07pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Mbkite: Funny, when he is drinking the beer you bought, where will you be? Preaching? Bro, your prayer for him and lifestyle will do more for than any church/beer combo. God answers prayers. Your strategy will only make a false convert out of him. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:16 |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by wayne4loan: 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
themosthigh:bro u need help ...ASAP |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
You didn't do well at all. Let's imagine you have another friend who likes sleeping with prostitutes. It means in order to get him to follow you to church you can also promise to get him a prostitute. That is just wrong. When you preach to people and they are not receptive of the message, take it to God in prayers. Ask God to touch his heart and you will see the manifestation. If you buy the beer for him and people see you buying the beer, they will automatically assume you are the one who wants to drink it. By the time you want to preach to them someday else they will tell you to your face that you, a beer drinker is not in a position to preach to them. |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by bigiyaro(m): 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
as a gud christain, make sure u keep ur promise. |
Re: He Joined Me To Church Today, Because I Promised To Buy Him Beer. by kalufelix(m): 10:21pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I was also in church today because i wanted something from a gullible...i just observed as the preacher kept fooling them as they jumped up and down i was bored and as so many things crossed my mind i even thought about becoming a professional con man my self. Can i get a big amen... |
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