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This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by victoronyekwelu(m): 10:54pm On Jul 06, 2015
With Nigerians waiting for President
Muhammadu Buhari to fully hit the ground
running since assuming office, Nigeria’s
favourite grammarian and Chief Of Staff to the
Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has
come out to address the issue of the delay
from the country’s number one citizen.
Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous
vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise
patients with President Buhari, at least that
much was apprehended.
Hear him:
Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of
political
ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic
chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as
to what they perceive as the phlegmatic
predilection of President Buhari in the
constitution of his cabinet,i would rather
deposit in their objurgatory piazza the
Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily
sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and
kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos.
Am sanguine that a little more patience from
Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have
found both a political palladium and an
economic palisade.
Understood?

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Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by kamair237(m): 10:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
aseh does his opinion count
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jul 06, 2015
Yes! Understood!
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by ekim004(m): 10:58pm On Jul 06, 2015
i cudunt read everytin oh op buh dis man i envy am small
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Sunofgod(m): 10:58pm On Jul 06, 2015
Chai . . Na 'broken english' Buhari dey understand,
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by mrvitalis(m): 11:15pm On Jul 06, 2015
Kai even buhari won't understand this
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by donholy28(m): 11:35pm On Jul 06, 2015
grabbing my dictionary
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Chine12(m): 11:37pm On Jul 06, 2015
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos

dis is a Grammatocoliously momentatpois Engkilos rubbish!!!
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Starships4u(m): 12:11am On Jul 07, 2015
But this man don de kolo small oh..... When u speak and no one understands, then u speak jargon.....
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by asadike(f): 2:13am On Jul 07, 2015
are u sure dis man is ok?
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Khd95(m): 4:33am On Jul 07, 2015
"sofily sofily catchee monkey"


Dis is my favorite part nd Na pure pidgin grin

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Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Khd95(m): 4:35am On Jul 07, 2015
asadike:
are u sure dis man is ok
?
Sure he's


Doesn't it feel good dat pole are always awed one way or d oda any time u make a speech
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by papoose999(m): 5:17am On Jul 07, 2015
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Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by IDktown(m): 5:21am On Jul 07, 2015
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victoronyekwelu:
With Nigerians waiting for President
Muhammadu Buhari to fully hit the ground
running since assuming office, Nigeria’s
favourite grammarian and Chief Of Staff to the
Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has
come out to address the issue of the delay
from the country’s number one citizen.
Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous
vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise
patients with President Buhari, at least that
much was apprehended.
Hear him:
Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of
political
ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic
chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as
to what they perceive as the phlegmatic
predilection of President Buhari in the
constitution of his cabinet,i would rather
deposit in their objurgatory piazza the
Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily
sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and
kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos.
Am sanguine that a little more patience from
Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have
found both a political palladium and an
economic palisade.
Understood?
victoronyekwelu:
With Nigerians waiting for President
Muhammadu Buhari to fully hit the ground
running since assuming office, Nigeria’s
favourite grammarian and Chief Of Staff to the
Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has
come out to address the issue of the delay
from the country’s number one citizen.
Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous
vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise
patients with President Buhari, at least that
much was apprehended.
Hear him:
Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of
political
ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic
chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as
to what they perceive as the phlegmatic
predilection of President Buhari in the
constitution of his cabinet,i would rather
deposit in their objurgatory piazza the
Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily
sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and
kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos.
Am sanguine that a little more patience from
Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have
found both a political palladium and an
economic palisade.
Understood?
victoronyekwelu:
With Nigerians waiting for President
Muhammadu Buhari to fully hit the ground
running since assuming office, Nigeria’s
favourite grammarian and Chief Of Staff to the
Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has
come out to address the issue of the delay
from the country’s number one citizen.
Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous
vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise
patients with President Buhari, at least that
much was apprehended.
Hear him:
Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of
political
ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic
chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as
to what they perceive as the phlegmatic
predilection of President Buhari in the
constitution of his cabinet,i would rather
deposit in their objurgatory piazza the
Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily
sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and
kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos.
Am sanguine that a little more patience from
Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have
found both a political palladium and an
economic palisade.
Understood?
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by IDktown(m): 5:49am On Jul 07, 2015
victoronyekwelu:
With Nigerians waiting for President
Muhammadu Buhari to fully hit the ground
running since assuming office, Nigeria’s
favourite grammarian and Chief Of Staff to the
Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has
come out to address the issue of the delay
from the country’s number one citizen.
Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous
vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise
patients with President Buhari, at least that
much was apprehended.
Hear him:
Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of
political
ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic
chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as
to what they perceive as the phlegmatic
predilection of President Buhari in the
constitution of his cabinet,i would rather
deposit in their objurgatory piazza the
Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily
sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and
kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos.
Am sanguine that a little more patience from
Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have
found both a political palladium and an
economic palisade.
Understood?
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by leke12(m): 5:55am On Jul 07, 2015
[quote author=IDktown post=35572245][/quote]chai! There is God ooo #mamapeacevoice#
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by vivacious01: 6:06am On Jul 07, 2015
Khd95:
"sofily sofily catchee monkey"


Dis is my favorite part nd Na pure pidgin ;Na the only part wey u understand jor,favourite ko,lol.The man dey kolo.





Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Segadem(m): 6:45am On Jul 07, 2015
ekim004:
i cudunt read everytin oh op buh dis man i envy am small
Envy what? communication is a two way traffic, speaker must pass a well understood message to the hearers, the man just spoke jargons.
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by emamos: 6:55am On Jul 07, 2015
victoronyekwelu:
With Nigerians waiting for President
Muhammadu Buhari to fully hit the ground
running since assuming office, Nigeria’s
favourite grammarian and Chief Of Staff to the
Edo State Governor, Patrick Obahiagbon has
come out to address the issue of the delay
from the country’s number one citizen.
Obahiagbon, who is known for his ambiguous
vocabulary said Nigerians should exercise
patients with President Buhari, at least that
much was apprehended.
Hear him:
[s]Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of
political
ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic
chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as
to what they perceive as the phlegmatic
predilection of President Buhari in the
constitution of his cabinet,i would rather
deposit in their objurgatory piazza the
Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily
sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned
into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and
kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of
the twelve years of political anomie and
economic marshmallow occasioned by
economic vampires and political pachucos.
Am sanguine that a little more patience from
Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have
found both a political palladium and an
economic palisade.
Understood?
[/s] rubbish
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Dbestmax(m): 7:02am On Jul 07, 2015
Am somwia around Spain learning Spanish. ..Spanish coming in English leaving. ..can someone tel me d meaning of dat
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by sotall(m): 7:14am On Jul 07, 2015
Buhaaaaha
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by Nobody: 8:24am On Jul 07, 2015
I admire this man's command of English 'cause he's good at it unlike other self-acclaimed grammarians who are trying frantically to imitate him but end up fumbling and disgracing themselves on many occassions yet they would say that Patrick is a joker/clown.
HYPOCRISM!
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by EmmySparky(m): 8:30am On Jul 07, 2015
This patrick man is a man I respect...those him english na die...
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by SPG4U(m): 9:11am On Jul 07, 2015
[size=20pt]my dictionary is telling me error and asking me to bring who ever wrote those words to come and defend those words[/size]
Re: This Is What Patrick Obahiagbon Has To Say About Buhari’s ‘slow Motion’ by muhyeenisce(m): 9:49am On Jul 07, 2015
For those who read it I have a question for you "HOPE U UNDERSTOOD?

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