If i were to be the interviewer, i will just vehemently and unequivocally stop him from speaking. I will say thanks for ur time out here & do you know its fun being with you. The rest is history.

Authority, my guy! Make it simpler. U are not trying to prove to d interviewer that u can speak good English but to sell urself. In fact we go talk about dis for office

ayusco85:


U can't even spell "sarcasm"

Clap for your self,ss3 student,na u mumu pass if you still go about on social forums pointing out peoples mistake,you need a life brother! At least u got the idea i meant sarcasm,that was my intention,

Anyways how your waec exams?hp e mak sense

Mr leo tot he would wow us with this thread and he would be praised,but the reverse is the case!! I am sure if he intends to say this gibberish or use this line in his next interview,he would hav changed his mind by now!!

Interview or Super Story Audition

Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.

Lol, bros haba, you don make me wound myself with laugh. Na confirm radio the guy swallow. The radio that is in him is greater than the radio that is in the world.

aikluck007:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my belle ooo.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now I'm crying

lol

Help me as the OP, Did he/she got the job??

I don't think uv been in an interview when the interviewer is yawning and looking bored. u sef go ask urself why all this superstory when I'm obviously dulling the guy

histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.

histemple, your comment deserves "the best-ever comment" award on NL. Seun Osewa and all mods&super mods, kindly see to it that the awardee is awarded! *clapping 1million claps for u*

i love your introduction. although its full with some unnecessary details but its unique. kudos to you.

Thank you for your time... Now get out

Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.

lmaoooo. wicked

misreal:
two reasons y the interviewer was shocked.
1..he wondered how a mad man managed to enter his office, and was scared to the bones make u no end up beat am..
2..he wondered how you manage to graduate from the university,if you cannot answer a simple question as "tell me about yourself".
haahahah

Damn!! you no go kill person

huthority01:


Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

CC histemple
lalasticlala

Isn't this post a lie Smart Guy?

You edited a Leo's profile from somewhere online or off but forgot to change the "you" in the sentence emboldened to "I".... and then somewhere on the thread talk of plagiarism!!!!!

Nawa.

dollyptosh:
Damn!! you no go kill person

so many people find my post hillarious but criously I wasn't making a joke.I was just speaking my mind

ok

huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

readin this ah thought d question was "write a story about yourself"...... and u musta been clarke kent,merlin or something to av crammed everything u claim to av said to ur interviewer....
pics or................ogbeni adonbilivit

If I am the interviewer ,I will allow you to finish , and will even ask u if there is anything more u need to add. Then I will just tell u“thanks for ur time ,pls kindly step outside. Next person pls ! ”

If patric was your interviewer you haven't started yet...

legatto:
I am logical, analytical, innovative and
imaginative. I can make effective and often
tough decisions, and if it requires the
matter, I rarely take into consideration the
feelings and needs of the affected people. Even with dis line you don lose d job its shows u cannot be controlled, I bet you no interviewer will give you such amount of time when some serious job lookers are also waiting to be interviewed.

U ar wrong @bolded, am sure peeps that wrote Guinness assessment test will understand, under the category of 'self assurance' 'bold in execution' and 'Been authentic'

huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

... d is actually funny, truth b told I picked up some words from your writeup... Buh don't try dis in real life oo...

Abeg, what wz ur interviewer reaction

huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

what the interviewer really want to know is your qualification and work experience,not ur entire life story

If am d interviewer I will quickly rush to confirm your first class and also maybe overqualified depending on the position you applied and if its a strict interview that is time concious then you have failed because its too lengthy but mehn....na bomb kudos

huthority01:
I EXPECTED SOMEONE TO ASK WHAT ORGANIZATION IS IT I CAN BRACE UP TO DESCRIBE MYSELF IN SUCH A WAY...

im lost. what org did u deliver this promo speech?