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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by freecocoa(f): 11:49am On Jul 09, 2015 |
Duh! You are intelligent Arrogant(believe me I know the difference between that and self confidence) Hostile I could go on. Then again, I'm yet to meet or hear of any interviewer with that much patience, like you could say that word for word in an interview, without them knowing it was crammed. 2 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by ayusco85(m): 11:50am On Jul 09, 2015 |
kazzonline: U can't even spell "sarcasm" 2 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Duletion(m): 11:52am On Jul 09, 2015 |
You forgot to tell us how the interviewer fell asleep and you had to wake him up after your autobiography 4 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by emmydee(m): 11:55am On Jul 09, 2015 |
huthority01: As long as he quoted the original user of the phrase, it is not in any way, Plagiarism! |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by mubarak001(m): 11:56am On Jul 09, 2015 |
kilode? Wt was the guy saying self cos i slept off in-btw reading? 1 Like |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by BTT(m): 11:57am On Jul 09, 2015 |
huthority01: I love the intro 'I am Leo!' Everything keeps connecting to it in my head and this is commendable. I also think that the part of your family life ineptitude should have been totally clipped. Very many people want great family builders, even when they are not so themselves. After that 3rd paragraph, every other thing became an overkill, which negates the very personality you try to portend. As an interviewer, I will hire you but will seek to put you where the battle is bloodiest. Remember, that is what you asked for. But I learnt something here. 3 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by searider(m): 11:57am On Jul 09, 2015 |
With this kind of self-description and appraisal; I will not employ you if am the interviewer. You seem too perfect for the job. I wouldnt want to employ somebody who will be giving me headache and palpitation. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by semitunde: 11:57am On Jul 09, 2015 |
jaybee3: Sorry to derail. Has the Inspiredm thread been deleted? I just came online and I can't find it. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Op, how did the poetry competition go? |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by bobbiekrantz: 12:00pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
The interviewer must be a slowpoke!! |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Goddygee(m): 12:01pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Abg whic music lyrics b diz? |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by hedonistic: 12:03pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
All I see here is the self-aggrandizing ramble of a garrulous candidate. Most interviewers I know would abruptly cut you short after a few seconds of enduring this over-rehearsed, almost robotic parroting. There is a difference between effusion of confidence and delusion of grandeur. 1 Like |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Many are mad, few are roaming. But this one is definitely MAD and ROAMING.. I even shock pass the interviewer. And thats how people fail exam, someone like this would come out and be like "i murder the thing". Oni ranu. 3 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by dammytosh: 12:05pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Dear Lord, I hope no applicant memorize this and come to my office. Any way, i would have stopped him when he got to the second paragraph and call the security guys. LMAO 2 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by fpeter(f): 12:06pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
hehheheee.....as a HR person, i go just bounce you because you no sell your skills or traits wey go fit benefit the company you just dey blow your trumpet and 8i tell you, no interviewer get time for all these ur long story all we need na key selling points. GO AND JOIN POLITICS....wa sere!!! |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by jaybee3(m): 12:10pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
semitunde: They backed the OP into a corner by insisting the thread gets hidden/binned as the sole condition for her full refund Now we wonder how issues bordering along fraud are able to fester in our society |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Roush: 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
this post is so funny...laughed my ass off in the office. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
huthority01:If I am the owner of the firm, I will employ him and entrap him, with a project he will regret taking on, like building an estate in Sambisa forest or a model primary and secondary school. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by 9jatatafo(m): 12:15pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
If I was the interviewer I will tell the OP that he is a copy cat because he must have read and programmed this into his jobless brain. I will give you the job and ask you to write all that you said down, I will be watching you as you work and any day, time or anywhere you go contrary to what you said about yourself, I will tell a sign board writer to write your sack letter in a giant bill board with big letters and place it outside the office for you. OP you seems boastful and a talkative. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by semitunde: 12:15pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
jaybee3: OK . I can see its back. But now locked. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by prestige2013: 12:19pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
huthority01: After all na GNLD offer huthority01: huthority01: After all na GNLD offer |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
This is boring. As an interviewer, I'd rather you give me instances of each trait. Besides, basically you should summarise description of yourself in 2minutes highest. This is just an intro. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by adeiza4u(m): 12:31pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
huthority01:if i be the interviewer, i go say may u recite am again lol. But i like the piece sir. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by JurassicPark: 12:36pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
OP, I guess your interviewer was Soyinka or better still Hon. Patrick It is a nice piece tho but it is too much answer for just one question In fact you hv just lost another golden opportunity to land a job with this epistle... You are Fired!! *drops d gavel* |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Dahjhi: 12:42pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Habisoye:
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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by sewentybaba: 12:42pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
histemple:yes o. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by weedy: 12:42pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
;DMehn d guy was so neymartic and ballotellic in nature |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by solarview(m): 12:42pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
If I were him...I would asked you to just write them down on a paper and I will collect the paper from you... Then I will tell you to recite it again...but If you get right... You're in trouble or otherwise you're still in trouble |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by millhouse: 12:44pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by SarahGee: 12:45pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Habisoye: Cant just stop laffing at this. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Habisoye:Oh my gosh. Lwkmd . I can't quit laughing. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Richy4(m): 12:49pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
How did you memorize all this? If it was a teaching job at the university, do not worry, it's their loss. I think you are brilliant but that explanation is for a teaching job in university sir. Any other organization will take it as a waste of their time 1 Like |
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