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My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by chazon(m): 5:22am On Jul 17, 2015 |
[b][/b] hy guys. i must confess that am not so much into women, but you see, i meet this 27yrs old lady who works as a kitchen staff in a big hotel in kwara state few years back (precisely 2010)and neva paid neccesary attention to her not until recently. she's ebony skinned, holy apearance, slim stature, average height, bt nt well educated(whc i later found out) asked her out and she obliged. four weeks later( on may 30th, 2015), she promised 2 visit, i doubted her coming, so i didnt make adequate preparations. Lo and behold, she walked in, went straight to my bed, and while we were chatting, she undressed herself saying the heat was too much(not minding d fan). so she was left with her undiez only. i was like: seriously, is she for real? i concentrated on my cooking in the kitchen, pretending i didnt see nothing, long ztory short, we had sex..............she suck my dee so hard like it was coated with candy. i was amazed, neva had such before( though have heard of blow jobs before). but then before i cud"enter d place properly", before i could say: JACK! i had cum(i was wearing my last condom on a first round of a first date). she looked @ me like: ' are u creazy'? u mean u dont have any more condoms left in your house, then go ahead to d nearest pharmacy and get one or more. Mehn, i had to run out like a deer, and on geting there i met a kid of about 10yrs old, i reluctantly asked him if they had condoms, and Alas, he brought it straight away( so dis kid knew wat condoms are). i got bak, took anoda shower( coz i waz sweeting like a Christmas goat) but my dee refuse to rise up again for duty. i was embarrased, it was so shamful. d poor lady jst lay there naked, starring at me, perhaps wit utmost disgust, pity, or regret. i didnt knw hw to explain myslf. i blaimed it on work stress. she just said: 'its ok' and left. didnt here from her again till after 8weeks. she sugezted i go get some medication to solve my problms. brotherz, do i take drugs to satisfy a lady? 1 Like |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by wordbank(m): 5:23am On Jul 17, 2015 |
I dedicate ds ftc to all my muslim folks Thank God I don take worm medicine cos wetin I go chop for una house today go break records And to Sandra, just tell ur mama to use hot water press dt ur kpetus wey I chukchuk last night |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by donholy28(m): 5:27am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Op u be disgrace to manhood....how d tin no rise...d lady no fine or what?...girl go come ur house and u open door...as she dey enter,her nyash touch u...bam u don rise,...una dey watch TV and u and ur girl drag remote small... her bo0bs touch u...bam u don rise... but u girl dey n*ked in front of u...yet u no fit rise 1 Like |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by oluwafemi113(m): 5:28am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Following |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Nobody: 5:47am On Jul 17, 2015 |
I wish I could finish reading this junk. 1 Like |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by boboLIL(m): 5:55am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Ur mata get k leg oh...... Don't take drugs fr se.x oh |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Raymondluv(m): 6:06am On Jul 17, 2015 |
chazon: WHY U DEY LIE NAAA |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Nobody: 6:14am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by osaslord500(m): 6:16am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Oboi go take buratashi |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Nobody: 9:00am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Anxiety over excitement + stress. The stewpeed girl shud av stimulated u ne way or the other jor. No healthy D will refuse to respond to a lady's tongue. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by 400billionman: 9:47am On Jul 17, 2015 |
I will comment later.. Akpu in the morning, Garri in the afternion, semo in the evening. Its bad food. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by DrObum(m): 10:04am On Jul 17, 2015 |
You need no drugs! Medically speaking though, Except you have other signs of your village people being after you! |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by octopusfreaky(f): 10:22am On Jul 17, 2015 |
story for the gods |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by orogodoganyin(m): 10:26am On Jul 17, 2015 |
she cud give u such a good head buh didn't know to stimulate u whn d chips were down |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Dennygirl: 10:30am On Jul 17, 2015 |
donholy28:what then are you?a curse to the generation i supposed. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by BANGERLEE1(m): 10:30am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Nice 1 |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Dennygirl: 10:32am On Jul 17, 2015 |
There is nothing you can do about it...but just incase of next time,a longer pre intimacy before the actual act would help. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Dennygirl: 10:34am On Jul 17, 2015 |
BANGERLEE1:what is nice about being embarrased? It better not to comment that post nerve wrecking sh.it. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by BANGERLEE1(m): 10:41am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Dennygirl:The last time I checked NL is not ur family Property! Why take panadol 4 som1 else's headache? I know u will post another shit! |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Brugo(m): 10:45am On Jul 17, 2015 |
Moral of the story: Always be prepared. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by mrdrizzy(m): 12:10pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
I had to laugh a little sowi mate bt u really needt work on ur flows u xpected a girl and didnt get lotta packs Lol |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Crap!!!!.......am out, peace! |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by danduchi(m): 1:17pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Why not consult ur doctor for better attention....but the best cure for quick ejaculation is herbal... Everlasting cure |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by mightyjoe746: 1:29pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Bro. Just take it easy, it could hapen to anybody at any particular period of time, you don't need drugs, just eat gud food and stay healthy. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
those evil spirits from ya village are the cause |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by keenn: 6:21pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
My brother what happened to u happens to all guys. The long hours erection portrayed in porn films are due to aphrodisiac/sex enhancement drugs being used. Y not engage in some oral, finger stimulation (fore play) before actual entry. U will be amaze as to what adequate fore-play followed by actual entry could do in making her feel satisfied. If need be, u could go for herbal medication(okpa eyin/jedi- by yorubas) Every guy experiences what u experienced, we just lie to protect our dignity. |
Re: My Most Embarrassing Experience Wit A Lady by chazon(m): 6:50pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
tnks @ dandubuchi. u have A point here. God bls |
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