Recipe for disaster

tpia:

all these users smoking igbo- one would expect you to be the most peaceful people on nairaland.

Arent narcotics supposed to transport you into a semi-comatose state where you see some psychedelic visions and stuff. So why do a lot of users get violent- is it withdrawal symptoms or adulterated weed.

Instead of being offended over some grievance, one would think you'd just light up, puff away and forget your sorrows.

quite puzzling.

maybe we need to start a do you smoke crack / do meth thread. .

for those who may be wondering . . .i do caffeine. . .lots of it

i do caf too

@ server34. . .I flew on tuesday!

Yes I smoke it!

And what!?

Hesperus:

@ server34. . .I flew on tuesday!

hehehehehe . . . take it easy oh make u no go crash land!

I smoke. but not that much, Like once in a week, and just a puff, cos igbo dey spoil fine boy face.

server34:

hehehehehe . . . take it easy oh make u no go crash land!

Lol. . .nothin do me, no be today! Meanwhile, how was your Amsterdam flight dis weekend?

So Hauwa you're a caffeine and ganja addict?

What other addictions do you have?

Hesperus and server34 - y'all should take it easy on the weed, don't look your mind

@ debosky, its just d occasional indulgence. Nothing more.

debosky:



Interesting list of Igbo smoking symptoms

1. Being able to put together the pieces of your life puzzle. 

2. Getting a hard on while watching telly tubbies 

3. Struggling to keep your soul in your body 

4. Dancing breakdance to imaginary beats 

5. Last but not least, getting chased by imaginary angels 

Any more symptoms?

Yah, more symptoms. When I remember the first time I smoked weed, damn, it was so nice. That was what got me addicted. We were having the annual Student Union Party in UBC during my freshman year and in residence then, lots of guys and girls gathered for a party before we venture off. Being only 17 then, I just had to join due to peer pressure. Before then, I was mama's boy.  Never smoked nothing neither a pint of alcohol. But that night, I met lot of hot girls through a good friend of mine. I was so shy to talk to most of the girls--honestly, in that area I was so unschooled.

Well, it all started with a kind of binge drinking, keg stands and the like. I couldn't even down a small glass of beer (to me then, it was sooo, soo bitter)! My friend was very supportive because he knows who I am and how I grew up. He was among the big boys in the Student Union.

Then came the time for that joint. He personally brought three girls and one of his friend with me, so we started taking this weed. Man, my first drag, I coughed like a kid and the girls started laughing, calling me a "good boy"!!! How I hated that. My friend gave me a signal in a naija way to represent if I want to get one of these girls tonight--they were among the hottest on campus then.

Na there I kolo ooo! Big boy formings began! I took a whole big blunt and finished it slow and steady! All I remember was that after this big annual party, I became the ladies' man on campus. I woke up in the morning with two hot chicks on my bed (got laid for the first time)!

In fact, looking back, I have no regrets taking weed. I had the best college experience I could ever have. Lots of trip to Cali just to smoke some cali weed. Weed binds people together man!

Thats my story with weed. Now I just take it responsibly when I want to!

But what I hate is when people criticize. If anyone doesn't like weed, then stay far from it. If you'd rather not associate with me because I smoke weed, then stay away from me. But don't criticize. I smoked weed throughout my college yrs almost on daily basis, but still did far better than most of my critics. Now I see them and laugh inside. Doing way better professionally than peers who disliked and critiqued me.

Some disliked me because their girls left them for me then. Is it my fault? They want to blaze and you are stopping them. Fools I would say. Just use common sense and be smart.

Intresting thread 
i dont smoke weed but i do take weed.i don't just take any type of weed but a special stuff,. . . . . skunk  .I soak in boiled water and let it sink and simmer,then sieve off the weed and drink it just like tea.its soooooooooooo good for me.
like someone said,if its not good for you,stay away from it.

Ify, bless your heart my sister . wether it is soaking with garri, taken as tea, added to ujuju soup, add as veggie in our egusi, as long as they do their job in our bodi (head  ) 

something in place for green tea 

debosky

there is this type they have in java (skool cafe) called 'shot'. oh that thing is powerful man.

they have a very small china to serve the little 'shot' with. only the expert and caf graduate ask for 'shot' lol.

I knew there must be a reason why ppl dey get banned right left and center.

See as our Modey dey get high on weeds, then them don dey come on NL to dey "moderate".

Seun must be their hustler Hustler too dey smoke to get high


NOTE: This was not meant as an offense. Just an observation analyzed and concluded by fellow nairalander[b]s[/b]

Ebony-Silk:

I knew there must be a reason why ppl dey get banned right left and center.

See as our Modey dey get high on weeds, then them don dey come on NL to dey "moderate".

Seun must be their hustler Hustler too dey smoke to get high


NOTE: This was not meant as an offense. Just an observation analyzed and concluded by fellow nairalander[b]s[/b]

unbelievable. what do u expect from NL moderators. you cant make it up as they say

JJYOU:

unbelievable. what do u expect from NL

What is unbelievable?
The humor part or the part you see that is unidentifiable by me?

No - It is unhealthy and wrong

never smoked (marijuana, weed, never tried a cigarette sef) and I dont plan too

I have not exactly taken the time to go through the replies on this here thread, but IMHO I perceive postsmokers420 as dumbiums , they look dumb, they smell worse than skunk, their breaths stink, heck they wobble around lazy doing nothing except looking for another opportunity to purchase weed around the street corner. They also drop at least 1 IQ point with each joint they toke.

Nonsense thread

brein:

Nonsense thread

(Nigerian) wonders will never cease! While the country is being rebranded, some folks are here glorying in Indian Hemp Smoking! What has happened to our morality?

Sometime ago, someone opened a thread requesting fellow CULTISTS to identify themselves; today, it's HEMP SMOKERS; perhaps, next might be ARMED ROBBERS or PROSTITUTES (Ashawo/Akunakuna) thread.

Our dear Information Minister, Dr. (Mrs.) D. Akunyili, there are still much work to be done.

Tufiakwa!

Roflmao ~

igbo,
smoke it in the cold you feel hot
smoke it in the desert sun you feel kool
smoke it in the national assembly, you go surport 3rd term
smoke it when nepa strike, you will see stars
smoke it when you are down, you will not be out
somebody smoke am finish self he belief he can fly R KELLY syle

i don smoke weed and cigar b4.

no biggie, just livin it up tho.
Not saying its cool sha

i don smoke weed and cigar b4.

no biggie, just livin it up tho.
Not saying its cool sha

AMUGBO OSHI

Never tried it, never will.

I don't even smoke regular cigarettes.

opuro:

igbo,
smoke it in the cold you feel hot
smoke it in the desert sun you feel kool
smoke it in the national assembly, you go surport 3rd term
smoke it when nepa strike, you will see stars
smoke it when you are down, you will not be out
somebody smoke am finish self he belief he can fly R KELLY syle

Ebony-Silk:

I knew there must be a reason why ppl dey get banned right left and center.

See as our Modey dey get high on weeds, then them don dey come on NL to dey "moderate".

Seun must be their hustler  Hustler too dey smoke to get high


NOTE: This was not meant as an offense. Just an observation analyzed and concluded by fellow nairalander[b]s[/b]

Why wouldn't moderators need weed? The madness and frustration on nairaland drives us to it. We need it to 'step down' after all the wahala of fights, bans and so on everyday. 

@ bcblazer

when did you blaze out of UBC? I must say I did hear a lot about the excellent BC bud while I was in school there, but I only perceived but didn't inhale ""

@ Mortiple

who is glorifying weed here? Go and rebrand elsewhere if you want, we're just having a bit of a laugh here so stop being a anally retentive.  Tell Dora to rebrand cigarette smoking that is obviously cancerous before hating on good ol' ganja. 

@ Hauwa

I have heard about these 'cafes', though I think the pure grown stuff is still the best.

But I do think you're right, as long as you get the essence in, it doesn't matter how you take it.

Ebony-Silk:

I knew there must be a reason why ppl dey get banned right left and center.

See as our Modey dey get high on weeds, then them don dey come on NL to dey "moderate".

Seun must be their hustler Hustler too dey smoke to get high


s

lmao

debosky:

Why wouldn't moderators need weed? The madness and frustration on nairaland drives us to it. We need it to 'step down' after all the wahala of fights, bans and so on everyday.

Gbam!!

I smoke weed but not cigarettes.

Reason;

1. The federal ministry of health has no problems with it on like cigarettes.

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