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52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by Revolva(m): 1:59pm On Jul 24, 2015
1. Make her cum daily.
2. Compliment her genuinely.
3. Leave a candy and a blank cheque for her to find.
4. Kiss her for At least, 8 seconds.
5. Hold her hands.
6. Whisper sweet words in her ear.
7. Caress her—she loves to feel your gentle touch.
8. Appreciate her for the things she does for you daily.
9. Praise her in front of others.
10. Dedicate a post to her on her favorite blog.

11. Deliver Nice flowers to her.
12. Take her on a surprise date.
13. Keep the communication alive.
14. Put your arm around her.
15. Take a shower together.
16. Don’t blame her for all your loss.
17. Praise her to her face.
18. Take care of the car maintenance.
19. Do not forget special occasions. Eg: birthday, wedding anniversary, valentines day, etc.
20. Don’t ever hide anything from her. Don’t even think it!
21. Always kiss her Goodnight.
22. Always be positive.
23. Handle her mood swings.
24. Admit when you’re wrong and beg for forgiveness with a new car.
25. Sacrifice for her.
26. Don’t mention her weight! No matter how fat or skinny she is, don’t make the mistake of mentioning it.
27. Look into her Eyes.
28. Write her a Love Poem.
29. Massage her body.
30. Call her if you’re going to be late.. Don’t keep her in suspense!
31. Don’t argue over money!
32. When she is crying, don’t say a word. Just hold her in your arms.
33. Don’t tease her too much.
34. Respect her.
35. Don’t ever lie to your wife!
36. Sing and pray together.
37. Do things together.
38. Make sure you don’t have a bad hygiene—if you do, correct it now.
39. Slow-dance in your room.
40. Don’t be a workaholic— women hate it with passion!
41. Make out time to cuddle her.
42. Help her UnCloth.
43. Help out when she is heavy or sick.
44. Provide for her needs.
45. Don’t correct her in front of others.
46. Take her on weekend trips.
47. Forgive her when she goes wrong.
48. When making love, describe aloud and in detail each thing that you do and how it makes you feel. This will greatly arouse your wife, as well as let her know that she’s meeting your needs.
49. Take a jacuzzi bath together.
50. Plan your future with her.
51. Cook for her!
52. Finally, tell the world how much you love her.

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Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by bilulu(m): 2:08pm On Jul 24, 2015
wat will she do in return.......FTC

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Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by jamex93(m): 2:12pm On Jul 24, 2015
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by chybykee(m): 2:14pm On Jul 24, 2015
All These for One Female
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by izsmike: 2:14pm On Jul 24, 2015
So if I use this 52poision on her will she die?

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Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by Czar01(m): 2:18pm On Jul 24, 2015
I thought you were going to list 52 ways to murder women, I was about to report you sharp sharp cheesy
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by gamaliel121(m): 3:15pm On Jul 24, 2015
All these for bit-cheese
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by Ephemmm: 3:41pm On Jul 24, 2015
Have I done all these epistles to myself, not to talk of another person? Any man trying to satisfy her wife in all ramification is attending a University where he would never graduate.

Therefore, do your best and leave the rest.
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by OKNkanu(m): 5:17pm On Jul 24, 2015
Hmmmmm.... nawa!
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by jedyjedy(m): 5:18pm On Jul 24, 2015
When u fight apologise with a car? Thank God say u call dem posion.
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 24, 2015
Arrant nonsense.
All these for what?
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by naijaboiy: 5:31pm On Jul 24, 2015
Thank God I didn't read through that crap! undecided
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by tolu4you: 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2015
Who get time for all these? I don stop reading when i get to number 8.
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by XavierBlue(m): 6:26pm On Jul 24, 2015
Op i don't know what to say to you.

Xavierblue
Re: 52 Most Deadliest Ways To Poison A Woman by tpiah11: 2:30am On Oct 26, 2015
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