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The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by chagga(m): 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
When I was in high school, way back in the ’90s, dating seemed incredibly difficult. You had to walk up to a girl and declare your feelings face to face, with a lingering fear of rejection just waiting to jump into your soul and crush your hopes and dreams. Or there was always calling her, but then you had to find a non-creepy way to get her phone number, then explain who you were to her and her entire family. There’s no way that situation ever works out in your favor. The Internet changed everything, but especially dating. Not only could you meet someone online, even communicating became a breeze thanks to texting, commenting, swiping and any other form of courtship that requires four seconds of moving your thumbs in-between YouTube video viewings. If you’re single, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you’re married, read this and then go hug your single friend, then go hug your spouse even harder. Here are eight of the most annoying dating habits of the 21st century. 1. So, Are We Dating or What? Here’s a fun game to play: The next time you see a couple in their early to mid- twenties on a date, ask them if they’re boyfriend and girlfriend. For some reason, the idea of labeling relationships now gets the same knee-jerk reaction as yelling a racial slur in the middle of a daycare. “I mean, we go out several times every week and we aren’t seeing anyone else. We’ve met each other’s families and he asked my father for permission to marry me and then bought me a ring and proposed. Of course, I said yes, and we’re getting married next May, but I think it might be a little soon to start labeling each other as boyfriend or girlfriend.” your relationship status requires over 12 seconds to explain, you need to go talk to your dating partner. Or anybody else. Just not me, because I really don’t feel like trying to figure out what you mean 2. Phones During Dates First of all, let me say that I am completely guilty of being on my phone at times when I certainly should not be on my phone. There are times when it’s actually something important, but way too many times I’m just mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while the reverend gives his beautiful eulogy. OK, maybe not that bad, but you get the idea. It’s difficult enough to find someone you’d actually like to spend an evening with, then a time and place that works for both of you, but now, thanks to smartphones, you’ve also got to compete with literally everyone they know in the world. I’m sure he loved that story you just told and would totally be laughing out loud, if he weren’t too busy seeing how many likes his last status update got on Facebook. Forget some big, romantic gesture; the most passionate way you can show you love someone now is by keeping your phone in your pocket through an entire meal. 3. FOMO If you don’t watch Broad City or spend an obscene amount of time on the Internet, you might not have heard the term “FOMO,” which stands for “fear of missing out.” It may sound ridiculous, but we live in a society that determines how great an event was by how popular the picture of it is on Instagram. I know. It’s gross. There’s always a constant fear of committing to one set of plans because what if a better invitation comes along right after you agree to this one? Not only does it happen in planning your weekend; it also seeps over into dating, as well. You meet someone and it feels great and you really get along, but what if you’re missing out on all sorts of adventures and fun because you’re choosing to be with this person? Then you have to worry that maybe you’re letting go of “the one” to chase something that will never live up to what you just had. Are you stressed out yet? What if in the time you just spent reading this you missed your soul mate? The world is crashing down around you. 4. Your Ex Will Haunt You Forever Twenty years ago, after you broke up with someone, you might, by some chance, run into him at the mall or at a mutual friend’s party. Now, thanks to social media, you will see his stupid face every day on some platform for the rest of your life. Either she commented on your ex-roommate’s photo, or Facebook decided to suggest you send him a friend request every day, even though you clearly have no interest and Facebook is not good at picking up on hints. (You’re already reading our messages anyway, Zuckerberg; at least do us the favor of screening our exes out of there.)" There are about a million ways to stress yourself out about not hearing back from someone. Being a crazy person just became a full-time job". The Internet made the world a much smaller place, and while that’s great for keeping up with friends or sending a video of a cat playing a keyboard to all of your aunts at once, it makes avoiding the faces of those who broke your heart almost impossible. The only option to avoid it completely is to give up social media entirely. And now we’re just saying foolish nonsense. What’s next? Giving up books? The outdoors? Taco Bell? 5. Making Plans When your relationship doesn’t have a clear and concise label, trying to make plans beyond the next time you’ll see each other is like walking through a minefield. This isn’t anything particularly new, but it is even more difficult now that casual dating is much more popular than in the past. Let’s say you’ve been seeing someone for a month and there’s a wedding you’re attending in five weeks. That’s further out than you’ve even been seeing each other. But if you wait too late to ask, she might make plans or may not be able to get the proper attire in time. Plus, she may look at it as your being very committed to the relationship and feel a little security. Or she’ll look at it as your pushing things way too quickly and trying to lock her into a long-term relationship—when you’re not even sure if that’s something you want right now. So what do you do? “Hey, there’s a wedding in a few weeks. It’s not my wedding. We aren’t getting married and I’m not engaged to anyone else. It’s a wedding I’m attending and I don’t know if you like attending weddings or would want to attend one with me, but if you want to come to this one with me as my date, I would like that. If not, it’s no problem. We may break up before then and hate each other. Did I say break up? I meant to say, ‘We may not still be casual like we are now.’ We may be more casual? Less casual? The amount of casualness that we are currently experiencing may be experienced to a different degree in the future and we could prepare for that. This was a really bad idea to leave on your voicemail, wasn’t it?” 6. Not Hearing Back Becomes A Mystery Investigation Remember when you would call someone and if you didn’t get an answer, you would leave a message on their machine then stress about it until you heard back? Well now there are about a million other ways to stress yourself out about not hearing back from someone. Let’s say you sent a text at 6 p.m. and it’s now 9 p.m. and you haven’t heard anything back. It’s probably nothing, right? She’s probably just busy or away from her phone. You know what? Just to ease your mind, why don’t you check her Twitter to see if she’s posted anything since you sent that text? Great, there’s nothing there. And while you’re at it, you might as well check her Instagram to see if she’s posted a picture since you texted her. You know, just to make sure there’s not an issue. Well, not checking her Facebook just seems irresponsible now that you’ve checked the other ones. Has she sent you a Snapchat? FaceTime? WhatsApp? Kik? A Vine video, perhaps? A Kickstarter campaign for a new phone that actually sends and receives texts? Being a crazy person just became a full-time job. And that’s just the stress if she didn’t actually update any of her profiles. God forbid she decided to post a tweet instead of responding to your text about what sort of creature Grimace is from those McDonald’s commercials. 7. Texting Texting makes dating and communicating much easier, but it can easily be the death of a relationship. The problem is that you never have the beginning and an end to a conversation, because you can just pick up and drop out of texting at any given time. How many times have you told your boyfriend or girlfriend, “Good night” on the phone and then kept texting for another hour? It’s just always there—and that’s not always a good thing. The worst part, however, is the lack of tone. You can’t hear what the other person is actually saying, so when you have an argument or disagreement via text, and if you haven’t LOLed, you will project into their words. “Oh, should I have a great day? Really? That’s how you want to do this?” Before you know it, two people who are both trying to work things out have misconstrued each other’s words to the point that planning a dinner turned into a cage match. TEXTING MAKES DATING AND COMMUNICATING MUCH EASIER, BUT IT CAN EASILY BE THE DEATH OF A RELATIONSHIP. VIEW MORE IN LIFE The 8 Most Annoying Habits of Modern Dating You Can Help Make This Condiment-Dispensing Eating Utensil a Reality A Sequel to ‘Jurassic World’ Is Coming The 8 Most Annoying Habits of Modern Dating When I was in high school, way back in the ’90s, dating seemed incredibly difficult. You had to walk up to a girl and declare your feelings face to face, with a lingering fear of rejection just waiting to jump into your soul and crush your hopes and dreams. Or there was always calling her, but then you had to find a non-creepy way to get her phone number, then explain who you were to her and her entire family. There’s no way that situation ever works out in your favor. The Internet changed everything, but especially dating. Not only could you meet someone online, even communicating became a breeze thanks to texting, commenting, swiping and any other form of courtship that requires four seconds of moving your thumbs in-between YouTube video viewings. If you’re single, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you’re married, read this and then go hug your single friend, then go hug your spouse even harder. Here are eight of the most annoying dating habits of the 21st century. 1. So, Are We Dating or What? Here’s a fun game to play: The next time you see a couple in their early to mid- twenties on a date, ask them if they’re boyfriend and girlfriend. For some reason, the idea of labeling relationships now gets the same knee-jerk reaction as yelling a racial slur in the middle of a daycare. “I mean, we go out several times every week and we aren’t seeing anyone else. We’ve met each other’s families and he asked my father for permission to marry me and then bought me a ring and proposed. Of course, I said yes, and we’re getting married next May, but I think it might be a little soon to start labeling each other as boyfriend or girlfriend.” If your relationship status requires over 12 seconds to explain, you need to go talk to your dating partner. Or anybody else. Just not me, because I really don’t feel like trying to figure out what you mean by “connected free spirits.” 2. Phones During Dates First of all, let me say that I am completely guilty of being on my phone at times when I certainly should not be on my phone. There are times when it’s actually something important, but way too many times I’m just mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while the reverend gives his beautiful eulogy. OK, maybe not that bad, but you get the idea. It’s difficult enough to find someone you’d actually like to spend an evening with, then a time and place that works for both of you, but now, thanks to smartphones, you’ve also got to compete with literally everyone they know in the world. I’m sure he loved that story you just told and would totally be laughing out loud, if he weren’t too busy seeing how many likes his last status update got on Facebook. Forget some big, romantic gesture; the most passionate way you can show you love someone now is by keeping your phone in your pocket through an entire meal. 3. FOMO If you don’t watch Broad City or spend an obscene amount of time on the Internet, you might not have heard the term “FOMO,” which stands for “fear of missing out.” It may sound ridiculous, but we live in a society that determines how great an event was by how popular the picture of it is on Instagram. I know. It’s gross. There’s always a constant fear of committing to one set of plans because what if a better invitation comes along right after you agree to this one? Not only does it happen in planning your weekend; it also seeps over into dating, as well. You meet someone and it feels great and you really get along, but what if you’re missing out on all sorts of adventures and fun because you’re choosing to be with this person? Then you have to worry that maybe you’re letting go of “the one” to chase something that will never live up to what you just had. Are you stressed out yet? What if in the time you just spent reading this you missed your soul mate? The world is crashing down around you. 4. Your Ex Will Haunt You Forever Twenty years ago, after you broke up with someone, you might, by some chance, run into him at the mall or at a mutual friend’s party. Now, thanks to social media, you will see his stupid face every day on some platform for the rest of your life. Either she commented on your ex-roommate’s photo, or Facebook decided to suggest you send him a friend request every day, even though you clearly have no interest and Facebook is not good at picking up on hints. (You’re already reading our messages anyway, Zuckerberg; at least do us the favor of screening our exes out of there.) The Internet made the world a much smaller place, and while that’s great for keeping up with friends or sending a video of a cat playing a keyboard to all of your aunts at once, it makes avoiding the faces of those who broke your heart almost impossible. The only option to avoid it completely is to give up social media entirely. And now we’re just saying foolish nonsense. What’s next? Giving up books? The outdoors? Taco Bell? 5. Making Plans When your relationship doesn’t have a clear and concise label, trying to make plans beyond the next time you’ll see each other is like walking through a minefield. This isn’t anything particularly new, but it is even more difficult now that casual dating is much more popular than in the past. Let’s say you’ve been seeing someone for a month and there’s a wedding you’re attending in five weeks. That’s further out than you’ve even been seeing each other. But if you wait too late to ask, she might make plans or may not be able to get the proper attire in time. Plus, she may look at it as your being very committed to the relationship and feel a little security. Or she’ll look at it as your pushing things way too quickly and trying to lock her into a long-term relationship—when you’re not even sure if that’s something you want right now. So what do you do? “Hey, there’s a wedding in a few weeks. It’s not my wedding. We aren’t getting married and I’m not engaged to anyone else. It’s a wedding I’m attending and I don’t know if you like attending weddings or would want to attend one with me, but if you want to come to this one with me as my date, I would like that. If not, it’s no problem. We may break up before then and hate each other. Did I say break up? I meant to say, ‘We may not still be casual like we are now.’ We may be more casual? Less casual? The amount of casualness that we are currently experiencing may be experienced to a different degree in the future and we could prepare for that. This was a really bad idea to leave on your voicemail, wasn’t it?” 6. Not Hearing Back Becomes A Mystery Investigation Remember when you would call someone and if you didn’t get an answer, you would leave a message on their machine then stress about it until you heard back? Well now there are about a million other ways to stress yourself out about not hearing back from someone. Let’s say you sent a text at 6 p.m. and it’s now 9 p.m. and you haven’t heard anything back. It’s probably nothing, right? She’s probably just busy or away from her phone. You know what? Just to ease your mind, why don’t you check her Twitter to see if she’s posted anything since you sent that text? Great, there’s nothing there. And while you’re at it, you might as well check her Instagram to see if she’s posted a picture since you texted her. You know, just to make sure there’s not an issue. Well, not checking her Facebook just seems irresponsible now that you’ve checked the other ones. Has she sent you a Snapchat? FaceTime? WhatsApp? Kik? A Vine video, perhaps? A Kickstarter campaign for a new phone that actually sends and receives texts? Being a crazy person just became a full-time job. And that’s just the stress if she didn’t actually update any of her profiles. God forbid she decided to post a tweet instead of responding to your text about what sort of creature Grimace is from those McDonald’s commercials. 7. Texting Texting makes dating and communicating much easier, but it can easily be the death of a relationship. YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE The problem is that you never have the beginning and an end to a conversation, because you can just pick up and drop out of texting at any given time. How many times have you told your boyfriend or girlfriend, “Good night” on the phone and then kept texting for another hour? It’s just always there—and that’s not always a good thing. The worst part, however, is the lack of tone. You can’t hear what the other person is actually saying, so when you have an argument or disagreement via text, and if you haven’t LOLed, you will project into their words. “Oh, should I have a great day? Really? That’s how you want to do this?” Before you know it, two people who are both trying to work things out have misconstrued each other’s words to the point that planning a dinner turned into a cage match. Obviously, I’m not going to tell you to avoid texting in relationships because that’s never going to happen. However, you have to make time for phone calls or FaceTime calls when you’re not around each other, or it becomes easy to disconnect from your partner. You need to say a little more than just a string of smiley faces with heart-eyed emojis. 8. Classic Romantic Gestures Are In a Recession By no means am I saying classic romantic gestures like flowers, cards or little presents are dead, but they certainly seem to be in a very cold and dark place. With everything being communicated in a digital manner now, the most romantic expression some guys can muster up is making his girlfriend his #WomanCrushWednesday on Instagram. It doesn’t even have to be an extravagant gift to be special. When was the last time you gave or received a hand-written letter? There’s no cost involved, so that’s not an excuse. Hands are free. Putting your new love interest in your Facebook profile picture is nice, but we all know how easy it is to crop someone out of those later. Everything is convenient now and, sadly, that same mentality has crossed over into relationships. It’s not bad to put a little effort into something. We have to break the mentality of avoiding anything that’s difficult, because it’s probably bad for us. Dating may have its good and bad sides, but when you find the right one, all those annoying habits you had to fight through won’t seem like that big of a deal at all. |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Da fuq? The only way I'm reading anything this lengthy is with a gun pointed at my head. |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Like you want us to read that? Mtcheeeeeeeew |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
which lecturer be this? |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
posters bellow me, if u r not lazy like d posters above me nd u r able to read d novel up there, i wldnt mind a summary... Kilode? Am i reading for an examination? |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by tobybasten(m): 9:25pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
The only way I'm reading anything this lengthy is with a gun pointed at my head.[/font][/color][/size] [/quote] An in ehnn............ I tire for the guy. |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Chidexter(m): 9:52pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
I love reading articles no matter how long they are, but this, this is a f**king novel. In summary, Mobile gadgets and the internet has made dating less enjoyable and adventurous...... Bye |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by macville2: 10:12pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Chill fellas i jst finished reading it. it's quite interesting |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by nemzy14(m): 10:33pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
U expect me to read all that?..pls go nd learn summary |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by kokoA(m): 11:12pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Tell me the very important points only. |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Cutehector abeg break it down for me in two words Cant read al dat |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
kokoA: |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 11:16pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
Chai no space. No bold. No paragraph Just a mess .. Nice write up OP |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by chibwike(m): 11:46pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:is that a compliment. |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Cutehector(m): 11:58pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:dah shittt was damn too long mehn 1 Like |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by OKNkanu(m): 12:03am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Bros!..... Publish it!... Let people buy your literature... |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 8:23am On Jul 25, 2015 |
Cutehector: Lol |
Re: The 8 Most Annoying Habits Of Modern Dating by Nobody: 8:24am On Jul 25, 2015 |
chibwike:Lol dunno self .. Advice n compliment i guess .. U know its not good to knock ppl down So its like constructive criticism |
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