Farting is a natural bodily function/occurrence that we indulge in our daily lives: the old, young, male, female, rich, poor, beautiful, ugly... everyone. It gives you this soothing and comfortable relief such that you feel a heavy burden was lifted off your body. Infact if you don't fart often you prolly shoud go see a doctor.
My girl and I have been dating more than two years and counting. She's such a wonderful piece of beauty mixed with character. The issue is, she wants us to fart around each other whenever the feeling comes Our first five months of relationship I noticed she tried to exhibit the habit but I respectfully rebuked her of it, citing inconvenience. But lately she brought it up again complaining that she can't always run out whenever she feels like farting when we're together. Saying we've done almost everything together, so why should we feel ashamed farting around each other, that since we're in love with we ought to be tolerable to whatever we do, its as if we're pretending to ourselves.
But I tell her it doesn't portray people as civil going around farting indiscriminately (like a friend of hers and the boyfriend), not even among my buddies, it jst doesn't seem responsible to me. ( No disrespect or insult to anyone, its just my opinion)
I know alotta couple out there feel okay and comfortable farting around themselves but its always gna be a no no for me.
What do u think guys?

I cnt do dat deliberately

Yes!!y not we do farts in d presence of each other

Scholarnwadimma:
I cnt do deliberately

Me too but sometimes,i do it deliberately just to look for his trouble

any woman wey never mess infront of her man is still n can hide tins from him.

No. It's gross.

bigiyaro:
any woman wey never mess infront of her man is still n can hide tins from him.

So because d mess comes from within means she has exposed errthing to u?
Hmm

it's a no for me, farting is natural, so is to puke, sneeze, Cough, belch and even spitting, so since they all are natural would it warrant you to do it in the someone's presence, everybody might not be comfortable with it. Some natural things are disgusting you know

Teeboy15:

So because d mess comes from within means she has exposed errthing to u?
Hmm

u be small pikin dats y u no understand dis wise sayin of d elders. Lolzzzz

Sorry to say, your relationship is abnormal. You have been dating her for almost three years now, farting should be the least of your concern. Abeg free the girl jare, even oyinbo self dey mess.

bigiyaro:
u be small pikin dats y u no understand dis wise sayin of d elders. Lolzzzz

small pikin. Sometimes u guys jst type things...

qualityovenbake:
Sorry to say, your relationship is abnormal. You have been dating her for almost three years now, farting should be the least of your concern. Abeg free the girl jare, even oyinbo self dey mess.

I don't think u got d actual point here.
I ain't saying its a course to worry about in my relationship.
Jst wondering why anyone would feel comfortable farting in the presence of people.
I dnt subscribe to dat

PunkyVeer:
No. It's gross.

u dnt fart huh?

onomeglo:
u dnt fart huh?

In private, yesh.

PunkyVeer:

In private, yesh.

hehheHehhheheh that's good, I hate smelling fart

onomeglo:
hehheHehhheheh that's good, I hate smelling fart

Guuuuurl, me too. It's a passion killer for me. I never look at you the same way if you act disgusting & without courtesy.

PunkyVeer:


Guuuuurl, me too. It's a passion killer for me. I never look at you the same way if you act disgusting & without courtesy.

yea true

PunkyVeer:


Guuuuurl, me too. It's a passion killer for me. I never look at you the same way if you act disgusting & without courtesy.

Walahi u r jst like me.
If a girl does dat around me, there's a category I place her ......Classless!
See girls tend to ignore d basic thing about boys, we always expect our women to represent well. If u'r the type dat farts around ur boyfriend n he doesn't complain, watch it. He's looking out to someone else who behaves more 'responsible' and 'lady-like'

o well if I don't fart who will

grad2012:
o well if I don't fart who will

Looking @ ur pic, dat bakayard tells it all. Jst joking.
Would u feel comfortable doing it in d presence of ur boyfriend?

It's silly to fart in front of people no matter how familiar they are to you or how much in love y'all are! Some things are supposed to be done in private. It's just good manners..

grad2012:
o well if I don't fart who will

...its now a prime responsibility

Teeboy15:

Walahi u r jst like me.
If a girl does dat around me, there's a category I place her ......Classless!
See girls tend to ignore d basic thing about boys, we always expect our women to represent well. If u'r the type dat farts around ur boyfriend n he doesn't complain, watch it. He's looking out to someone else who behaves more 'responsible' and 'lady-like'

Exactly! Some ladies are like that as well. We want gentlemen who don't act like they were raised by wolves. Have some manners for crying out loud! Who wants an oaf that farts, picks his nose, etc? That's gross & as you say, classless.

I don't think that would be proper

Teeboy15:

Looking @ ur pic, dat bakayard tells it all. Jst joking.
Would u feel comfortable doing it in d presence of ur boyfriend?

yes ke if he farts in my presence I fire him bak nee,even newtons third law said it sef that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.I fire him bak nee.

Tomfrench:
...its now a prime responsibility

yes ke ofcourse it is

grad2012:
yes ke ofcourse it is

lol

grad2012:
yes ke if he farts in my presence I fire him bak nee,even newtons third law said it sef that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.I fire him bak nee.

Hahaha.... yeye dey worry u. LOL

I can't ooooo,,,I rather excuse myself...

octopusfreaky:
I can't ooooo,,,I rather excuse myself...

That's lady-like

lol, it's ok but not all the time.

I don't even fart at all sef.. Not to talk of infront of my gf..