ladyF:
Very true.

I like the ATM own

Lol see ur mouth . Na that one go sweet una

Baba emusmith, excellent write up but I do not agree with point 3, 6 and 7. Them go call person mugu.

The only time my lady can have full access to my ATM is when we are married and e go be one account like that whey money no too plenty but it will be enough to cater for the her and the family needs.

Jacksparrow0712:

Oya swiri....gimme ur ATM....u know I loff u so much

Op you are right sha.....thumbs up

I strongly disagree with some of these.


Upcoming futbol matches: Community Shield - Arsenal vs Chelsea, Olympic Qualifier - Congo vs Nigeria and Oriental Derby - Enyimba vs Rangers

All but NO.7, full access bii ti bawo

Truckpusher:
Emusmith, number three is very wrong o, how can you apologize to someone that is at fault? I dey craze?


Make I talk my mind sef.

Women are the most greedy being on earth .

You have me ,take my energy and care but you still want my attention all the time .....haba! Maybe you need to employ me, lemme take it as a job then.

My brother, you can be right...

EVILFOREST:
Ok, we have heard...
What if the LADY in question is USELESS... in terms of common sense...?

Useless lool

wristbangle:


Lol see ur mouth . Na that one go sweet una

Baba emusmith, excellent write up but I do not agree with point 3, 6 and 7. Them go call person mugu.

The only time my lady can have full access to my ATM is when we are married and e go be one account like that whey money no too plenty but it will be enough to cater for the her and the family needs.

Yea...Nigeria ladies sha

adeh39:


Oya swiri....gimme ur ATM....u know I loff u so much

Op you are right sha.....thumbs up

Jacksparrow0712:

Gimme joor....don't worry, I will use it wisely

Your efo riro no work reach go cook another

adeh39:


Gimme joor....don't worry, I will use it wisely

Jacksparrow0712:
Your efo riro no work reach go cook another

Oh really?

No problem then.....lemme go and buy waist beads....dat one go work wella

adeh39:


Gimme joor....don't worry, I will use it wisely

Lol

Hehehehe. Waist bead ke? Na to cut am throwey o. You know I don't like it

adeh39:


Oh really?

No problem then.....lemme go and buy waist beads....dat one go work wella

Jacksparrow0712:
Hehehehe. Waist bead ke? Na to cut am throwey o. You know I don't like it

Ehen.....I will make it invisible then

emusmith:


Lol

You can gimme urs too

Now that I know the plan, I know what to do

adeh39:


Ehen.....I will make it invisible then

adeh39:


You can gimme urs too

I have this ollllld Ecobank ATM

ladyF:
Very true.

I like the ATM own

Hustler

emusmith:
7 Unspoken Needs Ladies Yearn For In Their Guys

There are some things that no matter what you write, say or do, just can't change; one of them is the needs most Ladies expects to see in their men. The rest are temporary and short lived.

Her needs are some times ridiculous and a bitter pill to swallow for some guys; but, understanding those needs and meeting them is gonna reduce stress and avoid issues.

The truth is, women are 'kinda' powerful in a certain way; by that I mean, positive or negative owing to the depth of your knowledge about their imperceptible and consequential needs.

Below are some of those salient needs she might not want to lecture you about but wish you know;

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1. Care

'Care' here could mean calling or being there when needed. The reason most guys don't graduate from being "zoned" to be "owned" is because they fail this test year in, year out. Try and be Caring. Don't be stingy to even the girl you claim to love. You mustn't sleep with a girl to pay her fare. Hian!


2. Understanding

Being understanding is knowing what she needs and without being told taking steps to meeting 'em. This is often difficult because of our "busy schedule" as we claim. An understanding guy plans ahead to pleasing her, studies her and want to always make her happy and comfortable. There are times she needs to hang out with other friends or even her family because she "needs a break". Allow her! It's not easy to play her role.


3. Apologize even when she's wrong?

Ok! Not every need must be met ALL THE TIME. I'm including this but I won't always do it. She will not expect it either...when I give it, it will be a surprise to her. I like surprises and so she does.


4. Never to tell her the "truth" when she needs a lie

Most ladies don't like hearing the truth because of their nature- "gullible", I must confess. For peace to reign, I'ld advice every guy obey this rule. Make compromises for her. Flattery might not be the exact Truth but it's what she needs. Give it cheerfully.


5. Be a good listener and be attentive too

The reason most ladies are unfaithful is because the guys are not giving them enough listening ear so they look out for "greener pastures". If you have to fake listening to her, go ahead THE LIFE OF A LADY IS TIED AROUND ATTENTION! In NL, which gender wants to be FTC? (They're already manifesting their skills) Females. Which often say, I'm the most beautiful? She. I'm not saying...They thrive on attention. I call them, "Attention Seeking Spirits" (_-_). Therefore, give it to them



6. Take her out more often.

Don't think she is an indoor girl. Take her out. Sometimes, to uncommon places like Mama Adijat "Restorant"

Most times, alot of these girls aren't exposed as you mistake them to be. They're just fine for sitting at home all day forming Cinderella on their tecno torch lite

7. Give her full access to your ATM

If I catch myself say I didn't mention this enh... This is by far the easiest way to steal her heart sef. Just give her full and equal access to your LOADED ATM cards and she'll love you forever
My ATM card is missing sha


In conclusion, this varies with ladies so you had better find out the one which concerns your bae so as to make her happy and you too can be happy.

I nor say some guys go dey form King Kong... Well, ride on! "When I was a child..."

Truth be told, u sound like your woman held a gun to ur crotch while u were typing this elaborate hunk of fermented soya cheese.

Give her full access to ur ATM?
Tell her lies?
Say sorry when she's wrong?
Care for her very need?

Can anyone say jackass?

Men date women not little baby girls.
A real woman is Proverbs 31 woman.
Anything contrary to this is both predatory and parasitic.


The end.

Jacksparrow0712:
Now that I know the plan, I know what to do

Heeeehehe

U can't escape it swiri

emusmith:


I have this ollllld Ecobank ATM

Gimme ur Gtb ATM jare

Mogbe! Well I give up. Since its love, I'll do anything

adeh39:


Heeeehehe

U can't escape it swiri

Should we watch out for part 2?

Votukpa:


Truth be told, u sound like your woman held a gun to ur crotch while u were typing this elaborate hunk of fermented soya cheese.

Give her full access to ur ATM?
Tell her lies?
Say sorry when she's wrong?
Care for her very need?

Can anyone say jackass?

Men date women not little baby girls.
A real woman is Proverbs 31 woman.
Anything contrary to this is both predatory and parasitic.


To be continued....

So so on point

ladyF:
Very true.

I like the ATM own

Barawo

The take her out more often for me. But I think it can be "go out often", that is, you don't need to spend much all the time.

Take walks, visit friends, jog, get drink, sit under a tree and just talk. Anything goes...

Jacksparrow0712:
Mogbe! Well I give up. Since its love, I'll do anything

Ehen...that's y I love u swiri

You are the best

I don't wanna be the best. I wanna be the one and only

adeh39:


Ehen...that's y I love u swiri

You are the best

Jacksparrow0712:
I don't wanna be the best. I wanna be the one and only

Lol....jealous guy

Okay then.....Jackie darling....you are my one and only husby

You know I'm always jealous. Only me is allowed to flirt with other girls . You are not allowed

adeh39:


Lol....jealous guy

Okay then.....Jackie darling....you are my one and only husby

Jacksparrow0712:
You know I'm always jealous. Only me is allowed to flirt with other girls . You are not allowed

We shall see then

Nothing to see Hun

adeh39:




We shall see then

Jacksparrow0712:

Nothing to see Hun