cao:

My initials.

naijaboiy:
But forget o! Guys no get time for all these protocols when it comes to cooking.

Especially for school. As long as say the food taste well for our mouth we are good to go.

The major aim: LET YOUR STOMACH BE FULL AND OTHER THINGS SHALL BE PUT INTO PLACE.

I remember the day I was frying plantain and then after turning each plantain to the other side so it would fry I decided to put the spoon in my mouth so I would taste the saltiness of the plantain in the oil.

Omo no try the way wey my tongue take burn o!

No be small thing.

franconian:
There is one cooking mistake I can't forget in a hurry. It was the very first egusi soup I made in the Uni, I just don't want anyone to know that I don't know how to cook, so I did it my way. Guess what?

I added curry and thyme generously to my egusi soup Mehn the aroma na die but I nor send, I eat am still. My roommates nor bother near the food. They were even advicing me to throw it away cos the aroma/smell was something else.


For night, na so my belle come dey rise like balloon... Well, the next morning, no one told me to throw it away before I did.
I called my mum to ask her why she added curry and thyme to ma foodstuff.

After sometime, I attempted to cook again, this time I chose vegetable (ugwu and waterleaf) soup. When a roommate said he was hungry I asked him to take soup from the pot. The guy opened the pot and was like "O boy this thing na soup abi na herbal medicine?" He covered the pot and said "a beg my guy nor vex, na joke I dey joke...I nor dey hungry" .

Those were the good old days, even babes now dey envy my cooking skills

Lanretoye:
any of the list in (9) is normal...ladies does all those too.

Humanbeing1st:
SERIOURLY babe, i just dont knw d reason why i like u, u are so beautiful dat i kept dreaming of u, pls name ur price, i will pay any amount to have u in my bed, am sex starve, pls.

adeh39:

Humanbeing1st:
BABE, seriously *lukin at ur signature* babe pls can i be by ur side? i seriously like u and have feelings 4 u,

babe jen gbe lole mummy reti omo, marry me o baby mama mi reti omo, u knw i luv u omoge wafe mi.

otunsman:
Another mistake,I use one liter of water cook one cup of rice.I just want the rice to plenty.rice turn to tuwo shinkafa.

adeh39:

Humanbeing1st:
joo maje kin gbenu mi soun, AM I not CUTE ENOUGH? i will treat u like a queen, JUST NAME ANY PRICE U WANT, am gonna pay, trust me i gat 8inch coock dat can satisfy u, pls pls pls, u are my africa queen, d girl of my dream, i will take u to where u av never been.

adeh39:


Mmmmmn......

Erukumakanaki:
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done

Other Delibrate mistake; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh

My personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing it on my palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot

4- Adding onions into a pot of hot oil standing 5Fts away

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style while washing Meat. .



Dem too plenty mehn