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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by HitlerGaddafi: 10:10pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Vivipop:I wonder whether you girls nor sabi simple calculation to know ya mensrual cycle wella. Na so i carry one babe go eatery one day. All of a sudden, she just told me to start leaving that she would meet me on the way. I was like no shebi na me bring you come so we must go together. She sha persuaded me to leave but i still insisted we leave together. Later sha she later got up. Mehn see how the chair waz stained, it was just too much. I understood the situation sha and we approached a nearby shop to buy new cloths and a menstrual pad and just look for one corner to change. Ever since that experience, i lost taste in that babe but what can we do, thats nature for you. Me sef as I old reach I don nearly shít for body before. I go one party na so i bin dey chop vegetable like goat. Later that day na so i bin dey purge o. I find toilet tire i no see. Where I dey sef bush nor dey around but since it was in the night, i just did my business at the back of someones window. The owner of the house caught me and what followed next was like a nollywood movie. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by bashsani(m): 10:10pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Bukiminaj:had similar xperience with my gf I enjoyed it frankly 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by taiwo05(m): 10:11pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
peeparty: funny u. thou I have d gift but I don't think it make sense..just ordinary Sunday sch opening prayer |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by djlaqua91(m): 10:13pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Mine happened when I was in Jss 2. I went to swim @ ikoyi club, lagos with my family. I been dey form make I no swim as I b learner den and many oyibo and ajebo kids der dey throw stunts inside the pool. I come vex enta the shallow zone they form. Then the worst thing happened. My swimming trunk of all tins became loose and slipped from me without knowing. naso 1 oyibo gal tap me and pointed that my PANT they float go anoda side of the pool. I was so confused coz I couldn't swim that far to get it and also was nude. Everyone for the place dey laff me die even my mama. Choi 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Interesring confessions here. Mine happened when I was in ss3 and I had a mad crush on landladys halfcaste granddaughter whom I used to borrow my chemistry text book then for her assignments. Na so devil push me to write love letter, slip it in my textbook & send to this fine babe. Well unfortunately for me d girl's mum saw d letter and passed it on to my mum. She read it in the presence of my siblings and my lesson teacher then. my lesson teacher beat me round 1, mumsi took over round 2 nothing wey she no use beat me, belt, eba turning stick(dat one break 4 my head sef). she started shouting what if d landlady evicts us from d house cos of ur stupidity. I thought my father would finally bury me 6feet but my old man just laughed when he heard the story as per bad guy in those days, he kinda understood. Worst case everyone in d whole area heard about my love letter so u can imagine how embarrassed i felt when m being sent on errand and all eyes in the area are on you & laughing @ u. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by nwadiuko1(m): 10:13pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
After I don go obtain my old man car key.....carry mob go this chick wey I dy try chyk place.......after the visit and everything.....mob no gree start.......chai see falling hand 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Allansmith: LMFAO. hahahahahahaha, crush go kill person one day 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by themonk(m): 10:17pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Margauxluv:as in eh, seems u are broke 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Doppleganger: 10:18pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
TimothyNkenu: Na FGC you attend? 2 Likes |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by DROGON: 10:19pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
peeparty:Guy....if I think back now na vex I dey vex for myself....I'm just realizing that I shouldn't have gave up. 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by ayeniblessing(m): 10:19pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Similar taiwo05: |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 10:19pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
taiwo05: I guess your mind was roaming that why you lost d touch. |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 10:20pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Back in the days when I was a student....went to a shop in front of my hostel to buy some stuff & while waiting for my change, I felt the urge to fart. I thought I would release the silent gas but instead Na the thunderous fart comot. Even me too dey embarrassed. The shop owner didn't notice but her little daughter of about 7,8 years heard it and exclaimed " mummy this uncle don mess!". Na so I. Strong face collect my change de waka jeje & I could hear the bewildered mummy behind me asking her daughter"wetin you say happen now?" Me no fit look back o. I just quickened my steps sharp sharp. For like a month I avoided the shop especially when ever I noticed the"silly" little girl 27 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by MzzTega(f): 10:20pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
peeparty:Lol. its preferable to what happened. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 10:23pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 10:23pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
djlaqua91: hahahahahhha chai tears full my eyes. 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by SweetJoystick(m): 10:23pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
UnimkeAk:Lol I feel you, devil sef suppose punish am join 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Moneyab: dude thank God say dat pikin no faint from ur Nova 6 gas if not u for explain 2 mama wetin happen 2 her pikin. But this got me laughing "mummy this uncle don mess" 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by baruzeez(m): 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Mine wa when I had my common entrance I was just eating everything that came my way. Later on my way home I was purging and I told my elder bro to allow me shit for one Bush. He Convinced me not to, naso I shit on top ma body on seeing my classmates they already know. I was lyk the ground should open up dat day 1 Like |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Margauxluv(f): 10:31pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
themonk: ya both of us... we r broke |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by ChiSun27(m): 10:32pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
MzzTega: U must a WWE fan....#siggythings |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 10:32pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
UnimkeAk:This cracked me up big time bro.... |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by GrAnDwEeZ(m): 10:34pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Mine was in secondary school ss3. A debate final btw my class and my cousins class. Dunno wah happened 2 d girl that has bin representing my class, jez a day 2 d final we were looking 4 a replacement. Me being gud in maths n english in class dey all nominated me not knowing that dsnt apply in debate. I got home saw my cousins book where he has bin jotting his points n copied cuz he was to represent his class wit hope of countering him n using his intro. Zoom 2 d nxt day on d assembly ground, afta my intro n jez 1 point that I made, I started stammering seeing the crowd n my crush. That was aw we lost. As if that was not bad enough. On our way home dat day saw a girl pointing @ me telling her friend that is d senior that was stammering this mawnin. I wan die. 5 Likes |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Rooneyboy(m): 10:36pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
TimothyNkenu: Abeg, what high school did u go to , reminds me of mine. # ceiling things |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by oluwanicozy1(m): 10:36pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
BabyDaddy20:I swear that's very funny |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Rooneyboy(m): 10:37pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
TimothyNkenu: Abeg, what high school did u go to , reminds me of mine. # ceiling things |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by yinkarh187(m): 10:37pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
I'm a stammerer so embarrassing moments happens almost all the time till i learnt it's not a must to talk vrytime 4 Likes |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by HENSEXIE(f): 10:37pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by ultra100(f): 10:41pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
there was this guy I was dating then, and anytime we went out,I would feint like a lady that does not eat much.we had gone out on like 3 occasions to some fast food, that I would end up wasting the food.even,at times the guy would suggest I took it home but I would refuse. and apart from that, i used to condemn the guy for not using cutlery to eat his food cos then,I could form! So,one day, as usual the guy took me out and we decided to go to my house to eat our meal. it was In my compound.As soon as we started eating,just as usual I ate a little and he was like won't you eat your meal? and I said,as you know am not an heavy eater I can't even take another bite else I' poke.just as we were on dat, he received a phone call and he had to leave me alone with all the food. I even persuaded him to take it away he said no then I said i,d would have to throw the food away cos their would be nobody to eat the food .He agreed and left in an hurry that he would not be coming back that we would see the following day. Lo and behold, when I saw that the guy had left, I threw away the cutlery and I descended on the meal.I eat both mine and his with my bear hand cos that cutlery na long thing.As I was battling with the bone,I just saw an image at my back,it was this guy he forgot the keys to his house.I was so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything. SInce then, we' have been avoiding each other like a plague. 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by cerzo(m): 10:42pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
TimothyNkenu:Wats d name of d sch ? |
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