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10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 10:04pm On Aug 13, 2015
1. They sweep the room tidy prior to her
arrival if the room has not been swept for
days.

2. They tell their friends not to spend too
much time with them when she arrives.

3. They try to change their boxers and
underwear even when it is not really dirty.

4. They make provision for condoms in
case of necessity, hoping any miracle
might happen.

5. They go to the petrol station to buy
petrol in case NEPA messes up.

6. They keep looking at their watches
every second.

7. They spend more minutes brushing
their teeth than the normal time
8. They spray so much amount of
perfume, though it might not really scent
well.

9. They make an estimation of how much
they are going to spend.

10. They are so expectant that they keep
hoping their phones rings.

Add yours!


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Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by ladyF(f): 10:05pm On Aug 13, 2015
So they wait for woman before cleaning?
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by nikkiking(m): 10:13pm On Aug 13, 2015
ladyF:
So they wait for woman before cleaning?
Ladyf respect urself,
U shouldn't sopos to read this trend shocked shocked shocked.
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 13, 2015
Shave all shaveables Put on cologne Flaunt all flauntables Haha! Were crazie people

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Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Fajs: 10:16pm On Aug 13, 2015
BrainnewsNg:



Credit: http://www.brainnewsng.com/10-things-men-do-when-expecting-a-woman-at-home/

I would have love to add something but the next person will do that
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by nikkiking(m): 10:16pm On Aug 13, 2015
And after doing all that stuff, only for ha to call back and say ha cousin brother wan ha to excort him to a friend wedding shocked shocked tongue tongue.
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Nobody: 10:18pm On Aug 13, 2015
ladyF:
So they wait for woman before cleaning?
Haba! No be soo .... Most of us are actually neater than many girls tongue, we just go extra mile; near perfect.
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by ladyF(f): 10:33pm On Aug 13, 2015
nikkiking:
And after doing all that stuff, only for ha to call back and say ha cousin brother wan ha to excort him to a friend wedding shocked shocked tongue tongue.

Lol one chance! U will go for the wedding be dat.
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by tosyne2much(m): 10:35pm On Aug 13, 2015
Una don thief my write-up again

Cc: Lalasticlala
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by austine4real(m): 10:36pm On Aug 13, 2015
Pls kip off MILITARY ZONE ;->:-@:-@;->
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Cutehector(m): 10:37pm On Aug 13, 2015
grin
tosyne2much:
Una don thief my write-up again


Cc:
Lalasticlala
lol u'v forgoten nairaland na free to air...
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Omotayor123(f): 10:42pm On Aug 13, 2015
tosyne2much:
Una don thief my write-up again

Cc: Lalasticlala
He he he!!! grin
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by bqlekan(m): 10:42pm On Aug 13, 2015
We won't welcome any other visitor

We sacrifice things we won't give out on a normal day just to get rid of any disturbances
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 10:55pm On Aug 13, 2015
ladyF:
So they wait for woman before cleaning?

Ask them ooooooo

LOL
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 10:56pm On Aug 13, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Shave all shaveables Put on cologne Flaunt all flauntables Haha! Were crazie people
Heehehehehehheehehehehehe
Na you sabi
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Nobody: 11:02pm On Aug 13, 2015
BrainnewsNg:


Heehehehehehheehehehehehe

Na you sabi
Lolx , No mind us jarey....
We just qat a whole lot to prove u guys after all the rigors most of u subject us to...
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Fulaboy(m): 1:41am On Aug 14, 2015
At the end, the lady will pack her friends and come along with them undecided........



You know all men are now potential rapists angry
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 6:18am On Aug 14, 2015
Fajs:

I would have love to add something but the next person will do that
Hmmmmmmm
Ok ooooo
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 11:04am On Aug 14, 2015
nikkiking:
And after doing all that stuff, only for ha to call back and say ha cousin brother wan ha to excort him to a friend wedding shocked shocked tongue tongue.

60%
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 11:05am On Aug 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
At the end, the lady will pack her friends and come along with them undecided........



You know all men are now potential rapists angry

Hehehheheheheehe

You got me laughing hard
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 11:05am On Aug 14, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:

Lolx , No mind us jarey....
We just qat a whole lot to prove u guys after all the rigors most of u subject us to...

Hmmmmmmmmm
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 11:06am On Aug 14, 2015
bqlekan:
We won't welcome any other visitor

We sacrifice things we won't give out on a normal day just to get rid of any disturbances

Wow

Tell me more?
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Ridwan6588(m): 5:17pm On Aug 15, 2015
Ki lo kan mi? Soro niyen tongue
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 6:03pm On Aug 15, 2015
Ridwan6588:
Ki lo kan mi? Soro niyen tongue
Translate! Please
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by Galacious1: 9:09pm On Aug 15, 2015
BrainnewsNg:


Translate! Please
He doesn't care


@op
2. My friends don't even visit at all when I'm expectin her.


4. I don't buy cd. I go rawwwww


5. I don't use gen. No nepa? So be it. My girl doesn't care
Re: 10 Things Men Do When Expecting A Woman At Home by BrainnewsNg(f): 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2015
Galacious1:
He doesn't care

@op 2. My friends don't even visit at all when I'm expectin her.

4. I don't buy cd. I go rawwwww

5. I don't use gen. No nepa? So be it. My girl doesn't care
Really?
You must be a very funny man!

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