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Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Godswillnwaoma(m): 8:54pm On Jan 09, 2016
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Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 09, 2016
He shd just wake up from dis dream dats all

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Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Godswillnwaoma(m): 8:57pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:
He shd just wake up from dis dream dats all
hahaha. U funny oo.
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by iceberylin(m): 8:57pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:
He shd just wake up from dis dream dats all
Look closer
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 09, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
hahaha. U funny oo.

grin dats all d help i can offer just wake him up
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2016
He should say his last prayer sad
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2016
iceberylin:

Look closer

Simple if i was to solve his problem

Whatever he has to do to allow d snake drop into d water is d best cos wen d snake drops inside d water d crocodiles wud b busy feasting on d snake he can manage to swim all he can

Cos goin bck on land i dont tink lions eat snake o

Bt crocodiles can

Or he can b fast to jump on land carry d axe beside d tree to injure d lion eyes both nd run
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jan 09, 2016
iceberylin:

Look closer

Simple if i was to solve his problem

Whatever he has to do to allow d snake drop into d water is d best cos wen d snake drops inside d water d crocodiles wud b busy feasting on d snake he can manage to swim all he can

Cos goin bck on land i dont tink lions eat snake o

Bt crocodiles can.

Or he can b fast to jump on land after d snake is in d water use d axe to injure d lion's eyes both
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Godswillnwaoma(m): 9:02pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:


Simple if i was to solve his problem

Whatever he has to do to allow d snake drop into d water is d best cos wen d snake drops inside d water d crocodiles wud b busy feasting on d snake he can manage to swim all he can

Cos goin bck on land i dont tink lions eat snake o

Bt crocodiles can.
exactly my thoughts, but how can he make the snake fall into the water.?
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Trendy247: 9:04pm On Jan 09, 2016
weneva I see myself in a dangerous situation in my dream, I just develope wings and fly
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jan 09, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
exactly my thoughts, but how can he make the snake fall into the water.?

Na my own brain u wan crack dis nyt abi

Well to me if he wana make d snake fall into d water he can always stretch his leg towards d snake take it bck like dat like dat

Cos once d snake sights his legs it wud arouse its curosity to get dose legs there by loosing it grips on d tree bt na dat time prayee fit work cos its a game of chance d snake my drop into d water or myt bit him nd fall into d water either ways
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Godswillnwaoma(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:


Na my own brain u wan crack dis nyt abi

Well to me if he wana make d snake fall into d water he can always stretch his leg towards d snake take it bck like dat like dat

Cos once d snake sights his legs it wud arouse its curosity to get dose legs there by loosing it grips on d tree bt na dat time prayee fit work cos its a game of chance d snake my drop into d water or myt bit him nd fall into d water either ways
remember that the tree is about to cut down into the water.
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by iceberylin(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:


Simple if i was to solve his problem

Whatever he has to do to allow d snake drop into d water is d best cos wen d snake drops inside d water d crocodiles wud b busy feasting on d snake he can manage to swim all he can

Cos goin bck on land i dont tink lions eat snake o

Bt crocodiles can

Or he can b fast to jump on land carry d axe beside d tree to injure d lion eyes both nd run
This escape will happen in movies....

Snake is too small to keep two crocodiles busy till he swims out.

There's no axe either.
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by donholy28(m): 9:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
he's already dead..when is his burial make we come kanck spoon for teeth
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Godswillnwaoma(m): 9:12pm On Jan 09, 2016
iceberylin:

This escape will happen in movies....

Snake is too small to keep two crocodiles busy till he swims out.hmmmm.

There's no axe either.
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jan 09, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
remember that the tree is about to cut down into the water.

Just wake d innocent boy up


Ehn if he drops to d ground d crocodile can battle both d stick nd snakes dat will even arouse d lion amke he carry axe wound lion run

he cant escape not been hurt
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jan 09, 2016
iceberylin:

This escape will happen in movies....

Snake is too small to keep two crocodiles busy till he swims out.

There's no axe either.
The axe is beside d tree close to d lion

Tree branches nd a snake can keep dose crocodile too busy
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by iceberylin(m): 9:17pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:

The axe is beside d tree close to d lion

Tree branches nd a snake can keep dose crocodile too busy


Let's just wake him up please sad
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
iceberylin:


Let's just wake him up please sad

grin abi o tell op dey don kno
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Godswillnwaoma(m): 9:24pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:


grin abi o tell op dey don kno
hmm
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:


Na my own brain u wan crack dis nyt abi

Well to me if he wana make d snake fall into d water he can always stretch his leg towards d snake take it bck like dat like dat

Cos once d snake sights his legs it wud arouse its curosity to get dose legs there by loosing it grips on d tree bt na dat time prayee fit work cos its a game of chance d snake my drop into d water or myt bit him nd fall into d water either ways
too much Nollywood films
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Justiyke4u: 9:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
He does not need to escape
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jan 09, 2016
Osahon7:
too much Nollywood films

loooool even if d boy doesnt move with time d snake will crawl up to him or his hands gets weak nd he falls into d water
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by hatux: 10:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
He can only escape if he is one of this characters... 1. Jet lee 2. Jackie Chan 3. Arnold
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by ENDTIMEISNEAR: 10:31pm On Jan 09, 2016
END TIME grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
sickstars:
He shd just wake up from dis dream dats all
Lol
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by flokii: 10:44pm On Jan 09, 2016
he should just say his last prayers biko... which way out is he looking for

btw that's not real... just someone measing with ur mind
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jan 09, 2016
Na to plaster obituary poster remain 4 d boy oo.

#lobatan
Re: Suggest Escape Plan For Him (photo) by princy80(m): 8:13am On Jan 10, 2016
jump on land n pretend to b dead..or jump into d river n kill d crocodiles grin

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