Doggy Style
You have a real disdain toward women, and you try and degrade them any chance you get. This stems from deep insecurities rooted in the many rejections you suffered in high school, mostly due to your overwhelming acne and your complete inability to express yourself through fashion. Now that your face has cleared up and you’ve read a couple of AskMen fashion articles, girls actually want to have sex with you (after a few martinis) — and this is your chance for payback. Doggy style is the best way for you to completely demean your partner by implementing any one of the following: the Donkey Punch, the Ram, the Bucking Bronco, and your all-time favorite, the Dirty Sanchez.

Missionary
You’re someone who doesn’t like to take chances and prefers playing by the rules. That’s why instead of pursuing your childhood dream of becoming a trapeze artist, you’ve been working at the same truck-rental company since college. Luckily for you, your boss’ daughter doesn’t love you for your spontaneity in the bedroom. She loves you because you always speak in a monotone, only ever order chicken at restaurants and still find Jeff Foxworthy hilarious. Besides, whenever she craves sexual enlightenment, she calls your brother, the trapeze artist.

The Cowgirl
You don’t believe in hard work and are used to everything being handed to you on a silver platter. You’re an only child, so all your life your parents bowed to your every whim (did you really need that mini roller coaster built in your backyard?) to make up for the fact that they just didn’t want to do it with each other anymore. Even the girl you’re with now is the daughter of family friends, and the only reason she’s still with you is because the consulting job your uncle got you helps pay for her expensive coke habit. And if all it takes for her to get her fix is to hop on board Kaptain Kielbasa for five minutes until you finish, then so be it. After all, ripping lines in the condo your daddy bought you sure beats working the streets.

The Spoon
There’s nothing more important to you in this world than being in a relationship. All your life you’ve been picked on by your friends, and you've developed low self-esteem as a result. The mere idea of ever sticking up for yourself gives you massive anxiety. The only person that doesn’t pick on you is your girlfriend. She tells you that your body is too spindly, your hair is too thin and your pork loin is too dry to be helpful, not abusive. That’s why you’ll gladly do her nails, zip up her dress and fill her wallet before she goes clubbing with the girls, and why you look forward to holding her hair back when she pukes in the toilet at 4:00 a.m. After all, if she’s blackout drunk, you can spoon her all night long.


No be me talk am
SOURCE: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_500/591b_sex-positions-what-they-say-about-you.html

Story

Cowgirl is my favorite position

farano:
Story

Cowgirl is my favorite position

its allowed,

mine is doggy followed by cowgirl, that is with a girl that actually know how to ride.

but i am not a 1st child lol

CUM4WHAT:
see yur life... Yur mom is a deaconess while yur dad is a prayer warrior leader and yu here liking sex. With yur tiny pussy.

and your name is CUM lmao.

the irony

farano:
Story

Cowgirl is my favorite position

your pix is on point by the way

You mean I should tell you the style I love most

sinestro24:


your pix is on point by the way

dude dat aint farano except she chesting out. Coz dah gal is fvckn flat

CUM4WHAT:
dude dat aint farano except she chesting out. Coz dah gal is fvckn flat

fallacy.
The spoon should be better interpreted as a way of showing off intimacy and extreme care, regarding ur spouse as fragile and delicate. U can't do that without wrapping ur arms around ur partner can u?
Doggy - could go off more like getting at it without much ado, like you guys are so into each other for long that u dnt need introduction.
Cowgirl (farano's fav ) - when she wants to prove she got it too, it could actually correspond with the Op's interpretation tho.
Missionary - comes natural, regarded as the oldest and simplest way to paradise. I bet 90% of us were conceived via this position

faith551:
fallacy.
The spoon should be better interpreted as a way of showing off intimacy and extreme care, regarding ur spouse as fragile and delicate. U can't do that without wrapping ur arms around ur partner can u?
Doggy - could go off more like getting at it without much ado, like you guys are so into each other for lonely that u dnt need introduction.
Cowgirl (farano's fav ) - when she wants to prove she got it too, it could actually correspond with the Op's interpretation tho.
Missionary - comes natural, regarded as the oldest and simplest way to paradise. I bet 90% of us were conceived this position

haaaa dude, you should be a sex position philosopher

nice one

sinestro24:


haaaa dude, you should be a sex position philosopher
nice one

No be small one , I dey innocent ooo

I only love d hippopotamus style.

greatness22:
I only love d hippopotamus style.

Really

i like missionary and cowgirl

farano:
Really

Yes oh! No stress. My gf always c.um for more!

Is the op for real?

69 for a start but mostly Donkey style

Giraffe style

Which one is spoon

I weak