HERE ARE THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF
BOYFRIENDS KEPT BY BABES IN HIGHER
INSTITUTIONS:


1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes
them to night classes, helps them to write
assignment and they always stay together
during exams.


2. FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND: This guy is
usually in a different city (PH, Lagos, Warri
etc). He takes care Of their house rent,
school fees, text books, feeding allowance..


3. ASST FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND: This one is
always in the school with them, and he
takes care of their hair, pedicure, manicure
and makeup. He buys them yogurt, jollof
rice, pop corn or shawarma after school.


4. MORAL BOYFRIEND: This one is the
religious boyfriend (Church Mate). They
come in the name of advice,to tap current
from the babe. They give moral instructions
from the church premises to the girl’s bed.


5. NEPA BOYFRIEND: This one is neither
cold nor hot, he is always called to come
and fix the bulb and switch in the room,
afterwards he is given a french kiss plus 360
degrees hug.

6. PARTY BOYFRIEND: This one takes them
to fresher’s night, awards night, nightclubs
etc.


7. SECURITY BOYFRIEND: This one helps
them get back their phone when they are
being obtained by cultists.

8. SWAG-TUTOR BOYFRIEND: This one tells
them how to combine Colors while dressing
for school in the morning.


9. HOSTEL BOYFRIEND: This one, they
always hangout at the balcony, most
evenings. She always sleeps over in guys
room and they consume a lot of food from
the girls.


10. ORIGINAL BOYFRIEND: This one is the
boss. The babe visits him a lot on
Weekends, cooks for him, does house chores
and they share emotional feelings. Ceteris
Paribus this boyfriend is constant…..
SO GUY, WHICH ONE ARE YOU OR WERE
YOU? Don’t lie oo

None of the above..

1miccza:
None of the above..

There's diffrnce btwn relationship and partnership, oriburuku oni bami