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Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Nobody: 2:27pm On Mar 31, 2009

@Poster et Topic.
It all varies from d perspective at which u're viewing the child birth thingy! tongue

if u mean from the marriage school stuff and Yes it is a painful thing and not exegerated biblicaly.
But certainly not the most painful act. shocked

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 8:32pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

dont be scared honey, when the time comes just call me, i will come and hold ya hand and give you hot tea while you are at it

Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring grin

But are going to help me puch instead cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 8:33pm On Mar 31, 2009

push

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 9:49pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

push

LOL, i know that modify button needs to be back angry

tope2000:

Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring
But are going to help me puch instead

nah, you do the pushing, i do the catching cheesy

so you push, i catch the baby grin

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 9:51pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

LOL, i know that modify button needs to be back

Its back . . . .Thank God grin

nah, you do the pushing, i do the catching

so you push, i catch the baby

Ahhhhhhhhh . . . .mehn i was hoping u'd help push infact surrogate sef cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 9:54pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

Its back . . . .Thank God

Ahhhhhhhhh . . . .mehn i was hoping u'd help push infact surrogate sef

yay! after being on vacation cheesy

nah, i will put you the movie home alone and give you epidural trust me, you wouldn't feel anything, then i will catch the baby cool

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by chamotex(m): 9:59pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~, have you had a baby before?

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:01pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

yay! after being on vacation

nah, i will put you the movie home alone and give you epidural trust me, you wouldn't feel anything, then i will catch the baby

Thats another scary sh.it . . . . i hear it is a very long needle that is inject at the spinal cord?
I hate needles angry

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:03pm On Mar 31, 2009

C2H5OH:

ow bad could it be? It's not like i haven't shitted before.

Really, its not a crime to shut up. Stop down playing labour pains here, its insulting and irritating. undecided

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:05pm On Mar 31, 2009

Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore! angry

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:05pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

Thats another scary sh.it . . . . i hear it is a very long needle that is inject at the spinal cord?
I hate needles

i hate needles too, the sight of it creeps me out cry

but then that at time and moment, baby you wouldn't even remember you never hated needles cox you just want the pain to stop and you will be willing to take anything. grin

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:06pm On Mar 31, 2009

spikedcylinder:

Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore!

LOL, kool down baby, you will definitely enjoy it, when the time comes cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:08pm On Mar 31, 2009

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by chamotex(m): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2009

spikedcylinder:

Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore!

When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2009

spikedcylinder:

Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore!

Lol . . . . but its better to know what to expect na grin

~Sissy~:

i hate needles too, the sight of it creeps me out

but then that at time and moment, baby you wouldn't even remember you never hated needles cox you just want the pain to stop and you will be willing to take anything.

I guess but still mehnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .must eve eat that stupid fruit angry

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:16pm On Mar 31, 2009

chamotex:

When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

If I blow you! angry

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:18pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

Lol . . . . but its better to know what to expect na

I guess but still mehnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .must eve eat that stupid fruit

Lol

honey, blame adam. adam caused it angry

not eve

chamotex:

When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

, you are such a darling cheesy

spikedcylinder:

loosen up oo cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by chamotex(m): 10:21pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

, you are such a darling

Thanks . . . . . . . . . Have you had a baby??

~Sissy~:

loosen up oo

Don't mind her . . . . she wants a kiss, that's why? cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Moyola(f): 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2009

Uhmn!! Childbirth?!
Itz different for every woman
Some give birth we ease [size=4pt] _{tlkin phrum xperience!} [/size] cool

While some. . . lipsrsealed

chei!!

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by SamMilla1(m): 10:25pm On Mar 31, 2009

i guess men are not invited here.
grin

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:29pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

Lol honey, blame adam. adam caused it not eve

wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it grin

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it

yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there angry

if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE.

at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam tongue

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:34pm On Mar 31, 2009

Sam Milla:

i guess men are not invited here.

men are welcome, cox na u guys cause am cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there

if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE.

at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam

Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse
but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist grin

_{God 4give me} cheesy

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse
but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist

_{God 4give me}

LOl

God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain angry

yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone angry

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:48pm On Mar 31, 2009

~Sissy~:

LOl

God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain
yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone

wat abt period pains angry

menopause

Thrush

and many more we have to go thru sad

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by wendyc: 10:51pm On Mar 31, 2009

Child birth is not as bad as most has called it. i'm pregnant with my fourth child! yes i said 4!. the first one was LORD HAVE MERCY, i was a few days past my due date and had to be induced, so i spent more time (2days) in the hospital b4 having d baby. with my second, it was like 15 hours, and my third- we barely made it- i had not started filling out paper work or anything b4 she came out. the trick to all this is easy, even though d pain will still be there becos d bible already told us that. pray about it, and then spend more time at home with loved ones if possible or friends around, by d time they start cracking u up with jokes or make u laugh, it will not be that bad. just make sure that the contractions are very close and then head to d hospital, by d time u get there, u r already fully dilated to 10cm. and ready to push. pain medicationis also good, if u do get ephidoral, u'll be like so this is it. it norms ur body from neck down to ur feet and u don't fell anything.
so don't be afraid, it's all worth it by d time u see ur baby

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 11:00pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

wat abt period pains
menopause
Thrush

and many more we have to go thru

yes oo. God did a big partiality jor. all the pain in the world na we get am sad

period pain, and menopause that one na hell sef

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by CyberG: 11:11pm On Mar 31, 2009

I think the ladies should also tell the guys how BEST to give support at this precious time. . . so the experience though painful is made sweet all the same. . . as much as possible!

Men should be made to know that besides pumping AKAMU, real work and support for the wifey and baby don arrive be that! grin

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 11:12pm On Mar 31, 2009

CyberG:

I think the ladies should also tell the guys how BEST to give support at this precious time. . . so the experience though painful is made sweet all the same. . . as much as possible!

Men should be made to know that besides pumping AKAMU, real work and support for the wifey and baby don arrive be that!

True talk . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain? grin

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 11:24pm On Mar 31, 2009

tope2000:

True talk . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain?

many jare

no nagging from them men, we should be the one doing all the nagging in the house. cool

i think they need to be there in the labor room, to see what the hell they did angry

being a comforter when she needs it
support your pregnant wife by participating in a few more chores around the household
pick up a good book on massage, since massage can be a bonding experience, as well as pain or tension relieving for the pregnant woman.
Never let your partner feel lonely or isolated cox sometimes pregnant women can sometimes feel that no body understands them. *hormonal changes*
Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.

Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by osisi2(f): 11:26pm On Mar 31, 2009

Whoever came up with that medical crap of " a woman having no memory of childbirth pain" lied through their teeth grin

and all you ladies talking about how the baby wiped away the pain lied. lipsrsealed

I had my kids years ago and up till today I'm traumatized by the hell I went through from home to the maternity room and back grin

where do I begin?
The labor pain was more than anything I had ever experienced.
Leilah captured it and I'll rephrase it

It felt like a volcano was about to erupt in my pudendal region taking my buttocks with it

then after the birth,the afterpain cry

even shots of diamorphine couldn't relieve it
shall I talk of when when they discharge you with vaginal tears and episiotomies? cry

that you're required to wash with Iodine solution after each pee pee shocked

I spoke Egbira and Kalabari
To waka sef na wahala
Pain plus 3 heavy duty pads in between your legs.

Thank God I'm done.

Childbirth is not like eating agege bread abeg. grin

It's like a trip to the great beyond and back.

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