XavierBlue:
oga emusmith


XavierBlue

datjohn:
True

oga which one you dey? Or you even know where she place you?



XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
[s]This thread is a counter to this.

https://www.nairaland.com/2533111/7-categories-young-ladies-around/1#37099170

After going through it congent points, i decided pending down the opposite of it former context.

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A lady will always have guys around her. Especially if her visage and body is extremely fair to look upon. Virtually ranging from her lover, toaster, maga, name it.
These lucky and unlucky men - depends on where she places them, she benefits one way or the other, to her satisfaction.
Listed below are categories of men that surrounds a lady, single or dating.

1. Mr "maga"

These calibres of men around a lady is well known and infact trending. An average Nigerian girl will have one or more men who supply her want and desire, extorting the hell out of him. She in return pay back with sex, which is a very rare act, as she stingy's him her empyrean palace.

2. Mr "i love her"

A girl who believe in love will always have this set of men around her. She loves him and wouldn't want any rival. She rarely "maga" him Though.

3. Mr "he is like my brother"

The most dreaded relationship guys are afraid to fall in with girls, thereby averting it occurances. To them, it better to be an enemy than to be friend-zoned. These set of men are "brothers in the lord", " my best friend" and " he is just like my brother" etc.
Rumours has it that, once she friendzones you, it will be an uphill task getting to that desired place.

4 Mr "broke Charlie"

The men found in this rather pathetic group are termed "broke niggas", Though still very muc around the lady. Yes... What is she doing with a broke guy right? I bet she has ulterior motives, perhaps as a security guard.

5 Mr "toaster"

Yes.. Single ladies have this men around them, avalance of them. Girls enjoys being toasted, though they pretend. The species of men in this category are the "bosoms", who want her heart (love) or her waist(sex). The later seems rampant and a trend.

6 Mr "i want to marry you"

Yes.. There are still men who walk up to a lady and propose. Old school right? I've been privileged to witness one sef.
There are the ones who kick start the relationship with a marriage proposal, and get married maybe months later. The desperate ladies pray for this set of men, they wouldnt hesitate to scream a yes to their "big question"

7 Mr "sex machine".

A relationship most guys desire nowadays. No strings attached, just for her sexual gratification.
Reason she kept him isn't far fetched, the pleasure she gets under his tenure on bed is mind blowing. . As a woman, she'll want that feeling on a replay, resulting in keeping him as her sexual subscriber.

summary for all, she simply keeps you for a reason.


written by moi
Lalasticlala
Guys which category do you fall in?


XavierBlue[/s]

lampardizik:




Oga haba

For your own thread again

Aisha95:

Crap! Crap! Crap! Megacrap!!
Seriously, this thread is giving me hiccups!

your choice of words _bitch



XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
check my signature nigga


Hey dear.. Hey... Here is your nose, i found it in my
business .
XavierBlue

farano:
Mr "are you a virgin"?

All my guy friends have asked me that..

farano:
Mr "are you a virgin"?

All my guy friends have asked me that..

Aisha95:

Crap! Crap! Crap! Megacrap!!
Seriously, this thread is giving me hiccups!

emusmith:


Attention Seeking spirits... (A.s.s}

You're too 'busy' that you had time to read through and carefully cancelled all he did put down.

BTW, are you his admirer, what's you biz? Maybe, you bought him the mb abi? #teenagers#

Aisha95:
It still baffles me up till now, how idle youths sit down religiously and breathlessly, to pile up a very lengthy tedious dog shit_ and post it on a public forum for all to see without careful deep thinking on it; but just for the sake of passing off as intelligent. They see others doing it therefore they must follow suit, without minding that many people can get mislead from reading their routine shits_. They will openly come to NL to advocate relationship counsellors when in truth they find it difficult to nurture their relationship. Hipocrites.
Bunch of praise sing _retards.

it also baffles me how some human brains function. Perhaps they couldn't complete the circle of evolution.
Am ain't really consterened though, as it comes from a renowed _psychopath. I once told you that the best thing that ever come out from your mouth is a d1ck.
Get a life bitch_, ohh! Life is frustrating right? But here's an option. Get a rope and hang your slutty_ self to death, that the only way the condom factory will be relieved, from the being they supposed not to let into the world.
Bictchy_ slutty_ fugly visaged psychophatic dipstick slowpoke.



XavierBlue

BUTCHCASSIDY:
U for got Mr. Ass kisser
His breath smells like shìt cos of too much butt kissing
They never disagree with chics and always looking to score cheap points with chics

ya very true nigga



XavierBlue

BUTCHCASSIDY:
U for got Mr. Ass kisser
His breath smells like shìt cos of too much butt kissing
They never disagree with chics and always looking to score cheap points with chics

Aisha95:

Hey mr, if my post pained you so much that it got to the marrow of your bones, you could go gladly sit on a plank of hot protruding nails. I won't give 2 fvcks. Not even if you die today.
Gathering of nitwits would birth unmatched _stupidity
Sap-skulled simpleton. Go and die. Cretinous moronic_ _idiot.

emusmith:
Nice one bro. What these folks don't know and see is, writing "little" write ups or articles like this isn't fun fare... It's accumulating. It's a gift. They can't do it so they are jealous. But that's no good attitude.

BHG, it was from writing articles way back then in uni that I grew to have published two books of mine some weeks ago, with my work in hand. They call us, Thread Posters, jobless? Lie. We are a great help to NL because we share our gift and dole out information.

i don't give a hoot about em. There are jealous, let them go hang themselves.
Nice to hear you're a writer, am also one. Though it ain't published.
It a gift, and our continuous scribbling down of our thought aids it re-nourishing that gifts. You're a dope writer though.



XavierBlue

witnezHD:
that means all your guy friends are lame

farano:
Why are guys soo lame?

lolz . Why you turn that statement like that na



XavierBlue

emusmith:


#pre-teen#

Aisha95:

If your brain is aunctioned for sale at the lowest bidder, it won't still yield up to a yam tuber. Old fool.

Aisha95:

Yeah. Let the butt hurt flow through you. Ewu.

_faggot.



XavierBlue

farano:
Why are guys soo lame?

Aisha95:

#Your _worthlessness could only be equated to that of a seasonal psycho.#