, Kryptonian with special powers. Her eyes were blazing with fire, her hair glowing white, almost blinding. She was all decked in Black leather.

Where do you think you are going., Mellisa Thundered.

Einstein was still writhing on the ground in pain. He couldnt fathom how Mellisa could trasform in a split second.

You think you can abandon the mission just becos one spacecraft carrying a nobody wants to take you home. Why dont you ever listen?

The voice from the craft spoke agin, Mellisa you let him go. You cantstop a man from discovering his roots and,

SHarrrrrrrap. Mellisa interuppted. Now, i give you 10 seconds to disappear from here. If not, i am going to incinerate your aircraft.
The space craft gradually lifted from the ground and flew away.

Einstein stared at Mellisa and right beforte his eyes she transformed back to the pretty blonde lady he first knew.

Sorry darling. Mellissa apologised. I had to do that to stop you. I am really very sorry. Let me take you to a hospital to treat your wounds.

Einstein kept mum while Mellisa helped him up. They walked some dicstance and caught a taxi to the nearest hospital.

At the emegency room , a Young doctor came to them.

Hello, I am Dr Clark. It nice to meet you again. Einstein was shocked . Oh my God not Clark. Kate"s friend who was choking at the restauraut.
Please treat my friend, he had some burns on his back. Mellisa explained.
Nurse, put him in room 322 and expose him. Give him an inramuscular injection of Pentazocine and tetanus toxoid, Dr. Clark ordered.

Minutes later , As Einstein was in the room , a pretty nurse walked in.

Can you turn over sir. i want to give you an injection.

Einstein pulled down his trousers

Warning . . . not for viewers below 18 

. . .and revealed what was underneath.
''OOOh'' the nurse moaned with a mixture of surprise and pleasure.
''What a nice looking piece you've got here'' she winked at Einstein with a smile on her lips.
Einstein smiled back at her and said
''i am a man of different mysteries my dear. i am willing to show you one of them''

The nurse licked her fore finger and touched the tip of his ''piece'' and Einstein felt a tingling sensation go thru his whole body. At that moment, he forgot all about his worries and wanted to devour this pretty damsel before him.

The nurse held his *&^% and started massaging it smoothly, and just as she was about to put it in her . . . 

Melissa comes in . . .

and all hell broke loose . . .

mykali u sef,

, Mellisa rushed to the nurse and gave the nurse a hot slap. KPOSSA!!!!! what the hell do you think you are doing? Is this waht you were taught in nursing school to sexually molest your patients.
The nurse was at the verge of tears. I, am , sorry> I ddint know what came over me.

Mellissa screamed, Shut up!!!! Now get out of my sight.

Einstein lay back on the bed.

So you have not learnt your lesson yet, Mellisa continued. You want to sleep with anything in skirts.
Einstein replied, I am sorry but i have needs as a man and it needs to be satisfied.

Needs!!!, Mellisa sneered. You have a mission to fulfil and that is the only need you will satisfy whether you like it or not.
Einstein kept mum.

Later that evening, Dr. Clark sat in his office and wondered that fate had broght his rival under his hand. He remembered the humiliation he felt when Kate went off with him and he almost lost his life in the process. But who that lady with him? He had probably dumped Kate after everything. He had to eliminate him once and for all. A lethal injection will do it. He would send for His nurse and instuct her on what to do.

Some minutes later, Nurse Rose held the injection in her hand. She had fallen in love with Einstein and despite what Mellisa said to her she didnt care. She had to warn him and help him escape from the hospital.

So later that night, she walked to Einsteins room,

and tells him to get dressed ASAP and meet her at the car park. 20 mins later they're driving to her place when she starts to talk, "Einstein, dr Mark wanted to send you to your ancestors that's why i had to get you out of that place. Mean while we're going to my place to finish that little thing of ours without interference from your Melissa.". She then winks at Einstein and tenderly strokes his thighs with her right hand while her left hand was on the steering.

10 mins later, the nurse is in her room naked reading a magazine with Einstein getting dressed. He tells her "honestly It's never happened to me before. I can get it up anytime i choose but i don't know what went wrong tonight". "yeah right", she replies, "just get dressed and leave my house you genetic waste. So think i was actually stupid enough to save your miserable life.".
Einstein left her house and started walking to no wher in particular when some one taps him from behind and

says to him, Follow Me, and he turned round to see who it was but saw no one so he continued walking. . .

HQ:

says to him, Follow Me, and he turned round to see who it was but saw no one so he continued walking. . .

HQ, only one insignificant line. Haba!!!


, He got to the park at the center of town and sat on a bench. he wondered why he was going through such painful experiences with ladies. first, Kate, then Mellisa and now Rose. And now there was the mission still hanging on his head. How would he be able to locate the Fortress without Mellisas help. He was not looking forward to meeting her cos he was sure she would be livid with anger that he eloped with the nurse despite her warning.

Good day, Do you have a spare change with you, a young lady walked up to him

Einstein jolted out of his brooding to who was speaking to him. It was no other person than the Nurse Rose.

How did you find me, Einstein asked.

I knew you would come here to think. I am sorry the way i treated you back then. i realize that i love you and it is not based on whether we have any sexual relation or not. Please forgive me.

Einstein replied, Alright, i dont blame you at all. Its all my fault. i have gone thru a lot and i gues im just stressed out.

Suddenly, the clouds beagn to darken and heavy winds began to blow.

We need to leave now. I think its about to rain very heavily. Einstein took Roses hand and they scampered away to a nearby shelter.

Meanwhile, Mellisa was at Dr. Clarks office.

Doctor, Where is the Person i brought here yesterday.??

I cant say. He was ther the last time i checked on him. Dr. Clark replied.

WHAT!!!!! is that what you are telling me. Now i give you 20mins to produce him unless, Mellisa began to transform right before his eyes,

Dr. Clark began to sweat profusely,

,he was so scared he shat in his pants. Einstein began pleading for his life as he explained to Melissa what transpired in Smallville; how Einstein came and stole his girl from him, the cop chase and the scene in the restaurant.
Melissa decided to pardon him and was just about to ask him where he taught Einstein could be when the Nurse and Einstein walked into Dr. Clark's office. The nurse and Einstein frowned at Clark and were about to narrate what had informed their decision to split when Melissa stopped them short and said Clark had already told her everything.
Melissa then took a second look at them and asked, "so you both hid at the nurse's place and you want us to believe that's all that happened there ?". Einstein put his hand on a king james bible and started swearing "i swear nothing else happened. If i'm lying let . . ." before he could complete his sentence lightening struck a tree outside. Einstein looked at Melissa and swallowed a gulp of saliva before changmi the topic of discussion,"ehe, what about that continuum Transfunctioner ? That's all we need to complete our mission." . Melissa then walked up to Einstein and right there in front of Clark and the nurse, unzipped his trousers and pulled out his p%#*~k. She then unscrewed it and gave it him. "that is the CT you have in your hands , you've had it you all the time." .
"then what happened to little Einie ?" einstein asked with a look of horror. Melissa shrugged "don't ask me i'm not with the lab, i wasn't there when they chopped it off". Einstein began crying while the nurse and Clark could not hold their laughter.

LWKMD X100
chei, i dont know what to say.
i give up . . . my ribs need medication. Edoyad should be held responsible oh. lol

, Alright everyone, Mellisa spoke. Enough of the fun. Now, Einstein screw the C.T back to where it was and dress up. We are leaving to find the fortress where the pendant will be placed. we have wasted enough time already.
Einstein wiped his tears and gently screwed the C.T into place and pulled up his trouser with clark and the nurse trying very hard not to laugh out loud.

Alright everyone, we are on our way . You two stay out off trouble and nurse try not to seduce any of your patients again. You never know what will happen.

Mellisa held Einsteins hand and they walked through the busy corridor of the hospital. the workers looking at them strangely and comically. Einstein bowed his head trying to avoid their eyes. What kind of humiliation is this. he thought.

As they got outside. Mellisa stopped a taxi and said to the driver, Airport please.
Einstein asked, What are we going to mthe airport for. i thought you said we were going to look for the fortress.
Yes, mellisa replied. The fortress at Mount Trebor is located in Africa, Nigeria to be precise.

Oh my God, einstein exclaimed. Dont tell me we are going to that country. i have had nightmares since i left there.

Dont worry, you will be fine this time.

They reached the airport bought their ticket and waited for their plane. Soon, a voice called out for passengers going to Nigeria;

They entered the plane and found seats close to the cockpit soon the plane taxied on the runway and took off.

The plane was half way to Nigeria with most of the passenges asleep passengers asleep when 4 men jumped to their feet and with what looked like grenades in each of their arms assumed offensive positions around the plane. Many of the passengers were trying to grasp what was going on when one of the men started to shout out, " Allahu Akbar ! In the name op Allah the venipicient and all mightsy, we hab taken ober thsis flane ". The whole plane was gripped with terror as the man continued to speak , "vee are men of za Voko Haram and are here vring Allah's rebenge on za ferfetrators op injustice in Nigeria aka you all and za inpidzel gowmaent."

Melissa mean while was yawning out of boredom knowing she could pulverize all four of them faster than it took her to blink but decided to hear more about the Boko Haram men. All of a sudden Einstein jumped to feet violently and started barking at them, "you little bastards think you're the only ones with problems ? Eh ? Do you know my partner and i have more important things to do than to keep running round and preventing you morons from strangling yourselves like 5 year olds on a play ground ?".
Then with the dexterity of renowned speaker he talk, he talked about philosophy, he talked about science and religion . Einstein quoted from the works of Plato, confucius, Hobbes, Locke and Marx. He talked about the dangers of Makiavelian politics and the advantages of Libertarianism weighed against evolution of modern social structure vis a vis 18th century feudal society.
Einstein kept the all the passengers spend bound as he furthered his discussion with examples of Steve Biko, Ghandi and Martin Luther King jnr. before closing his discussion with the words, ". . . sucks, then you die.".
All the passengers started to applaud. They kept clapping as Einstein refreshened with a glass of water . Their clap was only stopped by the voice of one of the Cabin crew when she announced, "Ladies & gentlemen we're now at MMA .Please exit the plane safely and enjoy your stay in Nigeria"

, Mellisa smiled at Einstein. Well, can we get down now. We have to look for where we will stay for the night. Tommorrow, we start our search for Mount Trebor.
They both alighted the plane, located thier luggages and walked to the park area where some taxis where waitng to carry passengers to their destination.

They looked around and finally located a tall guy with a moustache waitng patiently by his taxi.
Hello, Mellisa spoke. Could you please take us to a good hotel for lodging.
The man smiled sheepishly. Me no know everywhere for this lagos. i go carry una go the best hoetl. But e go cost you pepper O!

Mellisa looked surprised. first , she could barely understand what he was speaking. now, he says i would have to pay wih PEPPER, a cooking ingredient. Where would she get that now.

Madam, oya make una enter, no time., the man gibbered on.

They carfully put thier luggage in the booth of the car and entered the backseat.

After about 30minutes of driving, they saw a roadblock ahead being manned by some policeOfficers. The car slowed to a halt.

The driver wound down. Oga O.C, the man gretted. How work today?
The policeofficer didnt answer.
Emmm, i just dey start work. i no get anything now.
The policeman still kept mute. After about a minute, he said. bring out your papers.
the driver opened his glove compartment and brought out the documents and gave it to him. He skimmed through and sternly told the driver . Get down from the car.

Melliasa and Einstein watched the drama from the back seat,

The driver stepped out of the vehicle and started speaking to the OC while Einstein and Melissa were contemplating their next action. They couldn't hear what the driver and OC were discussing but they later heard him shouting into his walkie talkie, "this is sergeant Mykalee of Ojuelegba divisional command on duty at airport road, over. ". Einstein couldn't take the delay any longer knowing there was a champions league match to catch that evening . He brought a 50 dollar note, walked to the OC and squeezed it into his palms telling him, "we really have to be on our way ". As is usual, the OC banged his feet in salute and said, "sion sir". He then motioned to the driver to quickly get back into his taxi and start moving. He also barked orders at the other officers "oya, corporal Julilo come and be ambassador's escort till they reach their hotel". Julilo tucked his tear gas gun into his belt, adjusted his beret and got into the front seat . Then as the driver began to drive away with Einstein, Melissa and Julilo, sergeant Mykalee saluted the departing taxi grinning ear to ear and singing "we're the world" to the astonishment of Melissa and Einstein but not Julilo who himself also thought the song to be the American National Anthem.

, They journeyed for about 35minutes with Julio and the driver bantering away on every conceivable topic under the sun. From politics , religion , women etc

Einstein nudged Mellisa at the back. Is it how Nigerians talk ?
Mellisa smiled, hmmmm, You have not seen anything yet. Nigerians are very interesting people and also very sly and dangerous. One needs to be careful when you are with them.

The driver interjected into their conversation. No be so!!! We no all be like that O! Na our ibo brothers dey spoil our name for abroad. Una go enjoy Naija very well.

Mellisa nodded as she could only understand half of what he said. What kind of Language is this, she thought. They have really bastardize oue English.

Suddenly, they heard a gunshot rang out. The rear tyre of their vehicle burst and the car skidded of the road and began somersaulting,

einstein grabbed mellissa and held on tight to the window frame of the car. my gawd he screamed have they followed me here as well?
the car tumbled and flipped six times before coming to rest at the side of the road. quick as a flash, einstein got out and dragged mellissa out as well. he saw a building with a lot of people in it and ran in. Good he thought, with the number of people here as witnesses they cannot try anything funny. mellissa was unconscious and einstein carried her in . he went into the gents to use water to wash off blood dripping from a cut in his forehead and revive her.
he washed her face and called out her name and she answered groggily, looked at him out of a fog of pain and asked "einstein who were those people"
he sighed and answered i suspect don corleone and the omerta mafia sent by our enemies out of sicily
how is that possible? mellisa asked "our journey was kept top secret even from the highest echelons of the intergalactic council"
this means we have a mole, a double agent working both sides. i suspected as much when those boko haram clowns tried to hi jack our plane
who do you think it can be?

As they were contemplating their situation a woman slowly walked into the bathroom and walked straight to a mirror. Normally a woman coming into the bathroom wouldn't have been out of the ordinary, but this woman was about 6ft 5, was dressed in a black and carried no handbag.
Just when Melissa and Einstein wanted to ignore her presence and resume their conversation, the woman without looking in their direction said, " Einstein and Melissa you will come with me please ". Einstein and Melissa looked at each other, then back at woman. Before they could speak to her she was already exiting the bathroom with her majestic strides. They followed her out of the bathroom into the public area but the place was empty, as they walked on out of the building every where was desolate without people. The cars were empty, the buildings, shops and kiosks were all empty. Melissa with a trembling voice finally summoned the courage to ask her who she was.
She turned to face them, smiled and replied, "I am Ekkert, custodian of Mount Trebor".

, I was sent to lead you to the fortress at Mount trebor. You both wasted time in coming and as a result, our enemies have gotten wind of the mission and are plotting to steal the Stone from you. We have to be alert and prepared. Now before we set on our journey , you will need to be trained in martial arts, karate, Shooting and other forms of combat. We will begin tommorrow,

Meanwhile, in the Barbeach at lekki, Holiday loving people were having fun. some playing games , some riding horses, some singing aloud playing with the waves. Kunle and his girlfriend Trish were playing " catch me " running and laughing aloud. After, hours of playing. they sat down on a Picnic mat and began to chat while eating,

In another , part of the beach, Ralph and his wife Caro were on honeymoon and were also having a nice time together. They talked long of their future together, planned on how many kids they were going to have e. t. c .

Unknown to these two couples, thier lives were about to be changed forever.

Everything seemed calm on the beach, but just before it clocked 6pm, there came a loud noise from the sky and to the amazement of the picnikers, a space ship appeared from nowhere and began whirling round the beach.
People beagan running helter skelter. Among them were, Kunle and trish, and Ralph and caro.

A bright light came out of the ship and shone on Kunle as he ran, Suddenly, he disappeared. Trish screamed.
Ralph also as he ran towards his car, the light focused on him and he also disappeared. caro shouted. Where is my husband O!!!!

As suddenly as it came , the ship rose high and zoomed away.

Kunle and Ralph woke up in a dazed state inside the ship. they looked around.
Where are we, Kunle asked.
I really dont know, Ralph replied.
Out of nowhere, a Horrible looking creature walked to towards them.
Oh my god, Kunle scraenmed, we have been abducted by aliens.

The creature spoke. Dont be afraid Earthlings. We brought you here for a special purpose. we need you to help us get a special stone from earth.

wow! nice and easy going

Mean while back in lagos, Ekkert was taking Melissa and Einstein on the Long walk. The LONG WALK is the journey you make to Sensay Hukuta Kobayashi's dojo in casablanca Morroco. The reason It's called the long walk is you can only gain access into the dojo if you set about your journey on foot from wherever you're coming from.
The dojo used to be situated near mount Fuji in japan but had to be relocated after Master Kobayashi was charged with illegal gambling and lude exposure to a minor in 1738. Master Kobayashi always pled his innocence and claimed that his name would be cleared one day after his death. But ofcourse everyone knew he was lying, not about his innocence but about his dying. The reason is, Kobayashi had been around for hundreds of years and he even didn't know when he was born. His real name was actually Dialo Kanoute but became a Kobayashi when lord Kobayashi's celibate daughter saved him from slavery and adopted him in 1458 on her voyage through Europe.


Back in the extra terrestrial lab where Kunle Ogunjobi and Ralph Ikpe were being held,

, Kunle and Ralph looked at the creature perplexed , short of words.
The creature continued. We cannot stop them ourselves , we ae therefore going to use you to get the stone.

Kunle then spoke, You mean you came all the way from ouert space, travelled millions of miles and kidnapped us just to help you get a stone. Ebami O!!
.

How on earth are we going to get this stone and from whom are we stealing it from. Ralph asked. Lets just get this over with. i want to get back to my wife.
The creature smiled. Dont be in a hurry, you need to undergo special training. The forces are formidable. Now will you follow me to our training lab.

Kunle and Ralph stood up and follwed the creature. Oh my gosh, Kunle exclaimed this space ship is really big, Ralph kept mute. All he was thinking of was his beloved wife caro.
They got to a large room filled with various Alien like scientists with white coats holding nenacing looking syringes.

The creature gestured to them to lie on two beds on the corner of the hall.
It will be fast and painless. You will each be injected with a substance that will give you superhuman powers.

Kunle beamed with smiles. Does that mean i will be a Superman?. he thought of his childhood fantasies. it was coming through. he could imagine himself flying all over Lagos. no more traffic jams . He enthusiastically laid down on the bed.
Ralph wasnt too sure what to do. It might be dangerous but he had no choice. so he reluctantly laid down too.

The Head scientist walked to Kunles bedside and injected him,

, then after he was injected they moved on to the next subject and injected him too. The extraterrestrial scientist then said "now we wait for two minutes for it to take effect".

When they returned after two minutes they saw nobody lying in the rooms where the left Kunle and Ralph. They saw their clothes but didn't see them. The Aliens scientists were perplexed and didn't know what to do . Then they suddenly heard squeaky voices coming from under one of the tables in the room,"e e e e mine too has. . . ". They pulled out two naked little men from under the table and realised they were Kunle and Ralph turned to miniature size.

The head alien scientist then turned to one of the other scientists and barked, " Zactof you idiot !! I told you to inject them with Poseidon H-1 2m not Poseidon H-1 2n"

, i am very sorry for the mixup, he apologised. The other scientist then tried to round up Mini Kunle and Ralph as they scampered around the lab. Finally, they were able to catch them and placed on the bed with Mini Ralph still stuggling while Mini Kunle cooperated fully with smiles on his face.

Zactof then proceeded to inject them with the right vial,

Seconds ticked by as the alien scientists watched with anticipation,
Suddenly Mini Kunle began to convulse violently as he began to grow back to normal size. He trashed from side to side , veins on his neck bulged and his muscles twithched. He broke off the restraints and the slim looking Kunle Ogunjobi right before their eyes started building muscles, his eyes flashed red.

Ralph on the other bed was also convulsing though less violently with series of animal like noises coming from his mouth, Then as suddenly as it started they both stopped convulsing and remained still.

Zactof walked to them and checked their vitel signs, pulse, heart rate and nodded to ther leader. They are in perfect condition. we will allow them rest for a while, when they wake up, we will intimate them of the powers they have acquired. we are set for the mission.


Meanwhile back to Einstein and Mellisa who were being trained by Ekkert. They had gone thru days of training and rigorous exercises in preparation for the mission.

One early morning, Ekkert announced to them that there were going on a rehearsal mission. They were to break into a Maximum security prison in KIrikiri and relaese a hardened criminal who was being held there.

Einstein and mellisa were shocked.
How on earth are we going to do that, einstein asked.
Thats for you and mellisa to find out. You both have gotten all the training you need. you have 2days to do it. the criminal will be a lot of help in your mission. goodluck.

After careful planning, the mission was planned for the next night. On the D day they approached the gate of the prison,

The prison guards were armed to the teeth as usual and were all on full alert. Einstein and Melissa with the agility of alley cats, leapt what must have been 80ft into the air before somersaulting and landing softly on the roof. Einstein then whispered to Melissa, "how do we pass through those metal bars and reach Cell block 4 where the target is being held ?". Melissa winked at him and answered, "don't worry your head sugar, just leave to moi. You just be on the stake out here alright?", "alright" Einstein said nodding his head.

Melissa then stood up straight and started to utter some unintelligible words to psyche herself before she started walking towards the metal security door on the roof. When she reached the door made with metal bars placed horizontally with little gaps between the bars, she contorted her whole figure and started to slip slowly through the bars like a soft pillow being pulled through them. After she was completely inside, she repeated the same action at every security door till she reached Cell block 4 where the target was being held. All the prisoners were asleep when she entered the room where the target was being contained and woke the him up, "are you the target ?" , "yes i am he which ye seeketh" he replied. She then rubbed a gel on the metal bars protecting the window of the cell, whispered "2 minutes" to the target , looked at her wrist watch and strapped the target tightly to herself. Exactly 2 mins after applying the gel the metal bars crashed to the floor with loud clanging noises, but before the cell occupants or guards were awokened by the noise, Melissa was climbing and flipping to the roof with the target strapped to her back like a baby.

, Mellisa , Osama and Einstein quickly ran to their waiting bus and zoomed off to their safe house.
As they arrived, Ekkert met them at the entrance.

Welldone, guys. You did very well in rescuing him. He will be a very valuable asset in your mission.

Einstein cut in, ' do you know that he is the most wanted man on planet earth.' What do you think The U.s preisdent will do if he finds us harbouring him.

Dont worry, Ekkert reassured, No one will find out as this is top secret. now go to rooms and rest for tommorrow we set out to Mount Trebor. its going to be a long journey so be prepared.

Osama bin Laden smiled at Ekkert and said 'Thanks"


Meanwhile at the extra terrestial lab, the alien scientists waited patiently for Kunle and ralph to wake up. It had been two hours since they were injected. Soon, Kunle opened his eyes and sat up on the bed looking dazed.
What happened to me? he asked. One of the Alien scientist walked up to him and helped him down the bed.

You now have super Human abilities but we need to take you to our testing lab to verify whiuch powers you have.

At that same time, Ralph also woke up and looked towards Kunle. What has happened to us? i dont feel any different . the alien scientist smiled, you will soon find out. You both should come to our testing lab for trials.

Kunle and Ralph folwed them into a large room filled with various objects,

The Alien in Charge welcomed them and said, Now Kunle you are the first. You see that Big Iron object, i want you to lift it up with your bare hands,

Kunle was baffled , E me ro ijofun alero,

@ harry and co. , i'm Suffering from severe writers bloc. Just don't know what to say. Give me week .

romsky:

na wa 4 dis kain Einstein tori wey no gree end

edoyad:

@ harry and co. , i'm Suffering from severe writers bloc. Just don't know what to say. Give me week .

Ok guys. I think we have done well so far. This script im sure will make a blockbuster movie or book someday . i can already see the premier THE CHRONICLES OF EINSTEIN.

lets go for a break and come back with the concluding series,

Concluding. . . . . . .

Kunle still looking gobsmacked . . . . .like he had the biggest fish in the ocean stuck in his throat . . . . started crying like a baby. . . ein ein ein, he wails, why me! oh why me!! why do I have to carry a big iron object . . ein ein ein . . . .He started to explain himself to the alien . . . my name is kunle which means I full house, I am the house owner, I dont carry, I have servants and slaves who do that . . . . If you will permit me alien sir, let me call upon my slave omugo to do the lifting for me . . . . . .

The alien looked at him and wondered to himself, from which planet did this uselessmuffin dropped from In the most terrifying voice that shook the whole world. . . . .he roared . . . carry it now or I will change your name to ur-own-dan-finish . . . . . the meaning is in the name

Just as kunle went to lift the iron object. . . . Time stood still . . . .awaiting edoyad's severe writers bloc (or as they say in alien world ' Guy need to refuel) to reopen . . . .


[size=3pt]oh please you are too kind, more of the applaud [/size]

:p :d

^^      
Meanwhile at secret location where Ekkert left Einstein, Melissa and Bin Laden before she left for the salon to fix her Amigos attachment, Einstein was busy watching some TV programmes when a female reporter came on air. She said, "Good evening viewers, this is Abike Dabiri back on your TV after my stint at the National Assembly.
You all know the PDP rigged the elections and stole all the seats in Lagos state ousting AC from power in all states except Kano where Alhaji Lilli Nomo won the governorship. Well i'm not here to discuss politics today, rather i'm here for an issue close to my heart.
Nigerian men have always been a source of pain and embarrassment to the women folk, but this time they've taken it to new heights. I have with me two women who will narrate their stories to us. They are Mrs. Trisha Ikpe and Mrs Caroline Ogunjobi ".

After the introduction Mrs. Caroline was told to narrate her story.  she began to speak in a sad laboured tone, "My charlatan husband and i were at the beach one sunny afternoon having a good time, all of a sudden he used witchcraft to change the weather into a storm and jilted with his gay lover who happened to be Trisha's husband . They . . . ."
As they spoke Einstein listened and took note of everything they said, the images of their missing husbands and  all other details. He also realised that the day they went missing was also the day the Melissa had a vision from precognition that something bad had just begun.

^^ ^