After some investigation on the web, Einstein discovered the women were actually Caroline Ikpe and Trish Ogunjobi and not the other way round as Abike Dabiri had introduced them . He passed the information to Ekkert who in turn conveyed the message to HQ, Ekkert then told Einstein and Melissa that they had some physical training scheduled for that evening.
While Einstein was changing into his exercising gear the Ting things, 'that's not my name' started blaring on the FM radio. Without thinking bout it and also still stark naked Einstein started dancing and singing the lyrics as best he could.

He went, ". . . they call me quiet girl, but i'm a rioo. . ot. That's not my name, that's not my name . La la la. . . "

while still dancing he heard what he thought was a female clear her throat, he turned around to see Melissa giggling and Ekkert with a sardonic smile. He said to them, "i was just getting warmed up"

as einstein got dressed, ekkert began talking about what lay ahead of them

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Sorry to interupt the flow but,
Now you have a website to play this game : Continuethisstory.com
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She told them now that european league season was over alot of football fans would return internet forums to fill the void. Einstein asked her, "so what does that have to do with the mission at hand ? ". She stood quiet for a while before shrugging her shoulders and replying , "i don't know, just felt like sharing that info with y'all"

Without any hesitation Einstein rose to his feet.,,,,

only for his attention to be drawn to the newsflash on CNN,,

And in 2010 this thread started by legry is still not dead,

and it's still alive in 2011.

So he decided to to post on the thread only to develop running stomach.

. . . .and in view of recent happenings Einstein knew the time was drawing close. After all the preparation he had received for years the time to act was now. He knew there was some truth to what the evangelist, Harold Camping, had been saying. The end of the world
was near unless . . . .

Na wa O! so this story still dey?

So where do I continue? lets see. . .

. . .Ghadafi steps down and give over power to. . ."
Einstein picks up the tv remote and offs the tv
As he was about to change his pyjamas, he heard the knocks on the door and voice of a pretty young lady calling "sweets, are you inside? Do you care if i come in"
Still in his pyjamas, he. . .

. . .he replies, "just a second hon". He rushes into the bathroom to use some mouth wash and cologne before dashing to the door. He opens the door to see it was his hairy great aunt, Sylvia, who sweated a lot . .

@edoyad you ought to write a book or script or something.

It's a ridiculously small number, you could learn 100 words in a couple of days, particularly when you're in the country surrounded by the language," he says.

"People do say that from a learner's point of view, English is relatively easy to use without too much grammar, but Fabio Capello needs a range, presumably, and to communicate emotions and a bit of nuance

(@ trekkie, missed u guys too.)

. . . Einstein then changes the subject of the conversation by shocking Aunt Sylvia,"dear aunt, i think i'd love to have a baby". The room was suddenly silent for a few seconds, though it could have been minutes considering how long it lasted to Einstein. After a while, Sylvia put up her hands and let burst a wild guffaw, "buaaaa. . . .hahaha . . .haaaa, you . . .y . . .o u funny little son of a . .buaaaha . . .ha" . Einstein amazed at her reaction could do nothing but join her with his own sheepish laugh, "hee. . .heee . . . .heheee. ."

and with smiles all over his face

. . he continues, ''I'm finding it a little hard to understand why you find the prospect of my having a baby so hilarious, Aunt. I'd love to know your reason''.

Aunt Sylvia's mood immediately changed when she heard the question, she became sad. What followed,"son", aunt Sylvia said in a low tune, almost whispering; then she continued, "unfortunately immediately you were born your mother and i thought it best if we had your 'pair' snapped off.". Einstein stood there looking at her motionless, she noticed his stare and continued, "ah come on son, you know how your dad was with the ladies ? Your mum was one of his victims too if you don't know. We were just trying to make sure you didn't end up like him. Besides why do you think you grew up to be so tall and muscular ? "

. . .and Einstein replied, . . .

Well he didn't exactly reply. He simply went into the kitchen and closed the doors. They could understand how he felt. They sat down on the couch to reflect solemnly. Then they heard the noise. It was coming from the kitchen. Perharps Einstein was looking for something to eat, they thought. But that was quite strange. . . Then, they heard somethn else. . . it was a scraping sound. Suddenly, they stood up alert. Finally, the noise stopped. Their blood was already cold with fear. Then the doors opened, he came out with bloodshot eyes, looking like Lucifer himself firmly holdn up a very very sharp cutlass. . .

einstein had lapsed into a childhool stutter at the shocking news

. . .while rushing closer, he notices for the second time, the bumps and curvatures of her aunt's roundish sexy outlines. . .then evil Hot thoughts start creeping inside his mind. . .maybe he needs to check whether he's actually sterile. . .yes some sort of action will do. . .he dropped the cutlass, comes closer, unbuttoned his shirt, removed his singlet and . . .

. . .repulsive. "nnnyyyaaammaaa", Einstein said with a grimace on his face. Aunt sylvia looked up him from the floor and asked,"wetin you come mean by that one young man ? ". Eistein replied, "nothing Aunty, just remembered our pastor instructed us to fast for 5 days, that is we should also abstain from all worldly pleasures in that period". Aunt Sylvia lay quiet for sometime before replying,"well i applied for 6 days casual leave so i'll be here when you finish your . . Fast", deliberately pronouncing the fast slowly for emphasis. Einstein swallowed saliva, "gulp".

**guys, this our einstein go soon turn to a mad man; about 20 failed attempts @ romance **

And then a nuke was dropped onto the city and everybody died and went to HELL.

And so my story continues. Merging with the shadows, watching unseen, the growing signs of life, alien life that mysteriously appeared after the blast. Waiting for that time... The right time.

and the wait has ended.......

... Or so I thought. ()