With that in mind, here are 17 things to do to your girl while she’s sleeping.
• Rifle through her underwear drawer, taking great care to make sure each one of her sexy items is pristinely folded and organized.
• Gently caress her along her hourglass figure ever-so slightly to ensure she is adequately tucked-in as she slumbers.
• Pound the breasts of the chicken with a meat tenderizer to prepare them for tomorrow night's dinner
• Press firmly on her alarm clock until it is set properly in case she has an early engagement early the following morning.
• Rub her rock-hard muscles until she can’t take it any longer and all her tension is released.
• Put your finger deep inside her sink drain and remove anything that may be clogging it.
• Vigorously lick her fancy stamps and apply them to her garden party invitations so she doesn’t have to do all the work.
• Finger her identity thief in open court to alleviate what had been a nightmare saga of cyber terror.
• Really give her pussy the business. The cat has never been trained and is a nuisance sometimes.
• Force her to wrap her mouth around some homemade muffins you made using a special recipe.
• Satisfy your guilty pleasure and color code all of her shoes in the closet. It'll be our little secret.
• Plunge yourself into her mud room, sweeping everything in sight.
• Sweatily thrust your hammer while building the birdhouse she's always wanted outside the kitchen window.
• Bone down on the floor. This way your dog won't be barking all night.
• Browse the weekly circular and cut out coupons for her Tampons of choice. Place them a top her nightstand with a note saying “Why should our wallets have to bleed, too? “
• Grind the hell out of her coffee beans so her morning coffee will be smooth and delicious.
• Blow a giant load of wet laundry with a window fan to dry them without a costly electric bill.
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what the hell r u saying

you oya

What the heck is dis

Nawa ooooo,Ladies don b god nw....

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Lmao, op is speaking swahili.. But seriously that's really romantic

Wet ur 2nd finger,spread her legs then gently slot it into the triangler joint (in & out) with the first finger taking care of the clitoris.

[quote author=alexistaiwo post=37528936]With that in mind, here are 17 things to do to your girl while she’s sleeping.
• Rifle through her underwear drawer, taking great care to make sure each one of her sexy items is pristinely folded and organized.
• Gently caress her along her hourglass figure ever-so slightly to ensure she is adequately tucked-in as she slumbers.
• Pound the breasts of the chicken with a meat tenderizer to prepare them for tomorrow night's dinner
• Press firmly on her alarm clock until it is set properly in case she has an early engagement early the following morning.
• Rub her rock-hard muscles until she can’t take it any longer and all her tension is released.
• Put your finger deep inside her sink drain and remove anything that may be clogging it.
• Vigorously lick her fancy stamps and apply them to her garden party invitations sn’t have to do all the work.
• Finger her identity thief in open court to alleviate yea rite bt after that , just get ready for some nine month wahala.

yea rite bt after dat just get ready for some lousy nine month wahala

What da f**k did I just read

This thread is supposed to be '' 17 ways to rape ur girlfriend while she's sleeping''...

Cos I don't get y anybody would want to do all those shitty things without ur partner's knowledge!!

Op.....I think its people lyk u buhari should probe 4 'CORRUPTION'!!

Jeez

I love the weird way the OP turned each statement...

*grind the coffee... hmmm

Bla bla bla bla bla shiit.....

yawns...