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Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
With that in mind, here are 17 things to do to your girl while she’s sleeping. • Rifle through her underwear drawer, taking great care to make sure each one of her sexy items is pristinely folded and organized. • Gently caress her along her hourglass figure ever-so slightly to ensure she is adequately tucked-in as she slumbers. • Pound the breasts of the chicken with a meat tenderizer to prepare them for tomorrow night's dinner • Press firmly on her alarm clock until it is set properly in case she has an early engagement early the following morning. • Rub her rock-hard muscles until she can’t take it any longer and all her tension is released. • Put your finger deep inside her sink drain and remove anything that may be clogging it. • Vigorously lick her fancy stamps and apply them to her garden party invitations so she doesn’t have to do all the work. • Finger her identity thief in open court to alleviate what had been a nightmare saga of cyber terror. • Really give her pussy the business. The cat has never been trained and is a nuisance sometimes. • Force her to wrap her mouth around some homemade muffins you made using a special recipe. • Satisfy your guilty pleasure and color code all of her shoes in the closet. It'll be our little secret. • Plunge yourself into her mud room, sweeping everything in sight. • Sweatily thrust your hammer while building the birdhouse she's always wanted outside the kitchen window. • Bone down on the floor. This way your dog won't be barking all night. • Browse the weekly circular and cut out coupons for her Tampons of choice. Place them a top her nightstand with a note saying “Why should our wallets have to bleed, too? “ • Grind the hell out of her coffee beans so her morning coffee will be smooth and delicious. • Blow a giant load of wet laundry with a window fan to dry them without a costly electric bill. “ ABOUT BROBIBLE STAFF... TAGSCREEPSGIRLFRIENDSLISTS RELATIONSHIPSSEX 1 Like |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by HolyHero: 3:47pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
what the hell r u saying 2 Likes |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Visocrate(m): 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
you oya 2 Likes
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Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Jeromejnr(m): 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
What the heck is dis |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Nobody: 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Oooohhhh God!! |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by anigbajumo(m): 6:12pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Nawa ooooo,Ladies don b god nw.... |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by damiloladuke: 6:15pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
OPONU LE LEYI OOOO YOU NEED MORE MONEY? CHECK MY SIGNATURE |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Sommyangel(f): 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Lmao, op is speaking swahili.. But seriously that's really romantic |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by LLVelly: 7:45pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Wet ur 2nd finger,spread her legs then gently slot it into the triangler joint (in & out) with the first finger taking care of the clitoris. |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by juizzyemmanuel(f): 7:56pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
[quote author=alexistaiwo post=37528936]With that in mind, here are 17 things to do to your girl while she’s sleeping. • Rifle through her underwear drawer, taking great care to make sure each one of her sexy items is pristinely folded and organized. • Gently caress her along her hourglass figure ever-so slightly to ensure she is adequately tucked-in as she slumbers. • Pound the breasts of the chicken with a meat tenderizer to prepare them for tomorrow night's dinner • Press firmly on her alarm clock until it is set properly in case she has an early engagement early the following morning. • Rub her rock-hard muscles until she can’t take it any longer and all her tension is released. • Put your finger deep inside her sink drain and remove anything that may be clogging it. • Vigorously lick her fancy stamps and apply them to her garden party invitations sn’t have to do all the work. • Finger her identity thief in open court to alleviate yea rite bt after that , just get ready for some nine month wahala. |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by juizzyemmanuel(f): 8:00pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
yea rite bt after dat just get ready for some lousy nine month wahala |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Dathommie(m): 9:15pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
What da f**k did I just read This thread is supposed to be '' 17 ways to rape ur girlfriend while she's sleeping''... Cos I don't get y anybody would want to do all those shitty things without ur partner's knowledge!! Op.....I think its people lyk u buhari should probe 4 'CORRUPTION'!! Jeez
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Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Mariner007: 11:27pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
I love the weird way the OP turned each statement... *grind the coffee... hmmm |
Re: Top 17 Sexy Things To Do To Your Girl While She Is Asleep by Mizblinks(f): 11:31pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
Bla bla bla bla bla shiit..... yawns... |
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