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7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Nobody: 5:30am On Nov 22, 2017 |
It is not easy to go for months without a facial shave. It felt rough and I looked awful. when I decided that it had reach the desired thickness, I went to get a trim and the outline was crazy. Sincerely, I look so good that you should hide your girlfriends from me. 7. Girls reply your DMs faster Months of trying to get this hot chick to reply my three heyyy's on instagram but I was getting curved like a David Beckham free kick. They say chasing girls on the gram don't work for guys like me, but guess what I and my new friend (the beard) posed for pictures in front of a clean red Venza at the mall (not mine oh) insert filter and upload. I was getting mad love from everyone. One message pops up, guess who she called baby? 6. You become a crazy photogenic The stress of taking a picture, trying to find the perfect lighting when your face is smooth like an egg. But with beards everything appears perfect. you can take a selfie while taking a shit and the tissue paper company will pay you for the picture. 5. Popularity takes over Same day I got my trim, I decided to cause some trouble on my whatsapp. Took a sexy selfie, looking the other direction and all, set up my new profile picture and waited. Next day, more than half the girls on my contact were using my picture to get their boyfriends jealous. Hahahahaha. 4. People respect you Sometimes when you go to the mall and enter a store knowing you aren't going to get anything. The store attendants know this already and reply you lazily while you are forming interested. But with a beard its different. I was standing in a jewelry store innocently admiring a wrist watch. The manger came out to welcome me and offered me drinks. I was broke, just so you know. 3. A few people think you're unserious I didn't get the same mad love from everyone, school on the other hand was different. Lecturers look at you with scrutiny and in the exam hall, you get called to sit in front for doing nothing. 2. Most people think you've made it Everyone assumes you must have crazy money to grow the perfect beard. Immediately I posted the first picture with my beard, friends I haven't spoken to in years started calling, telling me about work problems, school fees etc. I only they know that we are still on same level. They still don't believe when I tell them I am broke. 1. With a good beard comes great things Everything changes when you have a clean properly groomed beard, you become a celebrity. https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/11/20/7-funny-things-that-happened-when-i-grew-my-beard/ 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by krak101(m): 5:40am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Nice |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by olaleye1355(m): 6:16am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Samusu(m): 6:20am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Jolly good 1 Like
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Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Jointhemiltons2(m): 7:11am On Nov 22, 2017 |
As I no gree get,mk I kill myself |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by sKeetz(m): 7:15am On Nov 22, 2017 |
We that dinnor have beards should commit suicide abi?
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Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by hakymworld1(m): 7:19am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Thats my goal, now at the goatee level. |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by NeeKlaus: 9:34am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Total truth. How many of you have ever had beards that refused to join at the jawline?? I am currently at that stage and it's frustrating. 1 Like |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by theunnamed: 9:37am On Nov 22, 2017 |
Iffa hear |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by jacyhelen(f): 9:42am On Nov 22, 2017 |
I love beards...I can allow a man with sweet beards like that ot Timaya,Rick ross to Fuckkkk me without condom |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by nikkypearl(f): 9:45am On Nov 22, 2017 |
sKeetz:pls do 1 Like |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by sKeetz(m): 10:26am On Nov 22, 2017 |
jacyhelen:
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Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Stevengerd(m): 1:41pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
nikkypearl:Who be dis? |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by ubunja(m): 1:44pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
sKeetz:use glue. find some hair from your barber |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by ubunja(m): 1:45pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
jacyhelen:who do u wana kill with that aids 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Nobody: 1:47pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
The Way You Children Of Abraham Talk About Beards, I Hope You Can As Well Pluck It And Put in Your Bank Account As Money... If Not, Carry Your Dirty Beards and Evaporate 1 Like |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by AlexCk: 1:51pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
U forgot one important thing, When u grow beards, the money in your bank account grows too. Shey i lie ni? Lol. Yeye. #TheBeardWillGrowSoonGang. |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by sKeetz(m): 1:57pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
ubunja: Get lost |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by ubunja(m): 1:58pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
sKeetz:i cant. i have GPS 3 Likes |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by kalex0(m): 2:00pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
I need a pretty lady to answer my Q ASAP do beard looks good on dark skin guyz |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by Konquest: 9:34pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
sauceandsound:^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ Simple... Subliminal power! |
Re: 7 Sexy Things That Happen When You Grow A Beard by skolab4(m): 5:53pm On Nov 23, 2017 |
Thebeargang# ladies pm me for cute pics |
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