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Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by mikron(m): 1:43am On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by mikron(m): 1:48am On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by mikron(m): 1:49am On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by mikron(m): 1:50am On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by DickDastardly(m): 1:55am On Sep 02, 2015
The Greek Corporation. So apt cheesy grin cheesy grin

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by segunjowo(m): 1:58am On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Baddestguyp(m): 2:00am On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by donholy28(m): 2:32am On Sep 02, 2015
Ave seen this b4 and dat one hit FP
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Allwility: 4:16am On Sep 02, 2015
Greek corp so on point! Where's the Nigerian cow? grin
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by DjAndroid: 5:27am On Sep 02, 2015
NIGERIAN corporation:

You have two cows, you sell them and lavish the money got from the sale. but struggle to get another money to import milk.


You have two cows. You starve them and expect them to produce milk.


African corporation:

You have two cows. Europe cunningly takes them away from you and brings you back the cow dung as compensation. Then years later, you devise a way to steal the milk produced by the cows ( stolen from you) in Europe.

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by shevon: 5:35am On Sep 02, 2015
This is not new https://www.nairaland.com/2523451/world-economy-explained-just-two
Mike Hosking of the Mike Hosking Breakfast Show was the one featured it on his show and also posted it on his FB page last month.
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by repogirl(f): 5:42am On Sep 02, 2015
Hilarious.

Nigerian economy

You have two hundred cows and they are all from the north, LMAO!

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Nobody: 5:43am On Sep 02, 2015
This is the best way to explain the economy to Buhari.
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by oderemo(m): 5:49am On Sep 02, 2015
repogirl:
Hilarious.

Nigerian economy

You have two hundred cows and they are all from the north, LMAO!
That's supposed to be funny? Wake up from your dream.
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by 1miccza: 5:54am On Sep 02, 2015
Seriously Hilarious
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Nobody: 6:20am On Sep 02, 2015
repogirl:
Hilarious.

Nigerian economy

You have two hundred cows and they are all from the north, LMAO!
grin grin....this girl dey mad well well... grin
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by kendo101: 6:21am On Sep 02, 2015
I think Nigeria operates Venture capitalism (wayorist country). The more you try to understand, the more you get confused.

And I also think that Greek's own is better off. At least they know where their mouth is (when there is no cow to eat, they take a walk around the park and the sight can get them satisfaction)

But Naija's own they tell us we have 9 cows, yet we dey hungry! Chai, my country, my country, why you be like this?
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 6:55am On Sep 02, 2015
repogirl:
Hilarious.

Nigerian economy

You have two hundred cows and they are all from the north, LMAO!

Boring
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Nobody: 7:05am On Sep 02, 2015
Where is d Nigerian cow... abi dem dey chop yam like goats ni... however...
Nigerian: Eat d two cows and d milk... Throw away d dungs... and den eat d IMF loans and marry wives....
Then put d blame on others....
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Amazinpeace(f): 7:13am On Sep 02, 2015
Nigeria cooperation
you have two cows and they all belong to the President
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by repogirl(f): 7:14am On Sep 02, 2015
oderemo:

That's supposed to be funny? Wake up from your dream.

Okay lemme try another for your benefit.

You have two cows

But all the milk collected goes to the north and everyone else but you. LMAO! grin

Now u just havta laugh angry

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by repogirl(f): 7:15am On Sep 02, 2015
IzonOwei:
grin grin....this girl dey mad well well... grin
Salut....

Guilty as charged cool
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by olasmith10(m): 7:16am On Sep 02, 2015
if dem post naija cow now, Fulani people fit think say na real be dis thing..

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Nobody: 7:16am On Sep 02, 2015
cheesy grin
I saw these pictures on facebook! The comments were totally hilarious!
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Nobody: 7:19am On Sep 02, 2015
repogirl:
Salut....

Guilty as charged cool
really all the cows are from the north...or we could put it this way...nigerias economy its like when one has so many cows but decides to milk one cow to death and wonder why there is limited milk production.... grin cool

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by omowolewa: 7:31am On Sep 02, 2015
Cow
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by Lordtrillion(m): 8:10am On Sep 02, 2015
Wow
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by EddyNumerouno(m): 8:19am On Sep 02, 2015
Nigerian Economy;
You have 2 cows, you milk them till they die and you set up a panel to investigate why the cows died.

Meanwhile, the cows produced 150 calves. This was never documented.

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by repogirl(f): 8:29am On Sep 02, 2015
IzonOwei:
really all the cows are from the north...or we could put it this way...nigerias economy its like when one has so many cows but decides to milk one cow to death and wonder why there is limited milk production.... grin cool
on point!
Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by ebamma(m): 8:30am On Sep 02, 2015
Fulani Corporation








You have two cows



You feed them on peoples farmland,




And when the reprimand you,




You kill them

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Re: Pictures: The World Economy Explained With Just Two Cows by BishopMagic: 8:40am On Sep 02, 2015
[size=18pt]Nigerian Govt owned company[/size]

You have two cows and hire a foriegn company to manage it after the govt owned company goes bankrupt from selling the grass the two cows need to graze.

The foriegn company is then paid the sum of buying 6 cows to manage one after the other is sold as part of the management take over.

In 2 yrs time, the foriegn company then renegotiates the original terms wanting more money to buy grass from abroad to feed the single cow.

Meanwhile, the govt still subsidizes milk imports through powerful milk retailing cabals while the lone cow's milk is exported to buy grass.

[size=18pt]Nigerian Economy[/size]

You have just one cow . You can't milk it because the Fulani Boy is constantly sucking it

[img]http://4.bp..com/-41ps3W0QlaI/VLQVmTanFdI/AAAAAAABe78/lyPV70T7pFk/s1600/cow.jpg[/img]

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