According to documentation that reached us at FNN HQ, President Jonathan declared ownership of a paltry 2 million Naira in the bank, 1 House in Otuoke and 8 goats. The goats even have names: Benji, Harry, Sai, Loveline, Beardgang, Pay's boy, Seniorman, and the youngest kid, Jidenna.

The declaration of assets has left everyone puzzled, and many refuse to believe that the assets mentioned are all the former president possesses after nearly 10 years at the helm of Nigeria's affairs.

His spokesperson has however, reiterated the sincerity in the former president's declaration, saying "that's all he owns in reality. Everything else was made in Patience's name".

Dieziani Allison Madueke and Namadi Sambo are expected to follow suit and declare their assets publicly in the coming weeks..

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LOL.. If i click i disappear

payges, where's the declaration nah...