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Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 8:55am On Sep 06, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.

Since our President PMB and his Vice PYO has declared their
assets, it is very important to declare mine also as a good
citizen... and it goes thus:

1. 4 pencil trousers and 3 black Jeans

2. 8 T-shirts and 1 suit

3. No wife yet but 2 future partner

4.No Son, and no daughter.

5. One bathroom slippers.

6. Three cover shoes and 3 leather palm

7. Two ties.

8. A bag of pure water.

9. One drum of rain water.

10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).

11. one GSM ( Samsung Galaxy S2)

12. Three kongo of Garri

13. Two ankara.

14. 3 pots and one prayer kettle

15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.

16. One lamp

17. One stove.

18. One gallon for purchasing of kerosine.

19. One carpet and one Yinka Oba foam.

20. 1 Reading Chair and 1 Reading Table

21. No share @ all

22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.

23. N1,010 @ Skye bank , and N1,005 @Fidelity Bank.

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Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by HumanFarm(m): 8:58am On Sep 06, 2015
my brother you are a poor man!!! gerrrra hia mehn

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Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by SexyStrawberry(f): 8:59am On Sep 06, 2015
lolzzzzzzz
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Heromaniaa: 9:01am On Sep 06, 2015
Your honesty is your greatest asset.

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Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by cremedelacreme: 9:02am On Sep 06, 2015
grin grin
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by bakila: 9:02am On Sep 06, 2015
Were you appointed P A to you Ward Councillor?

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Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by 48noble(m): 9:08am On Sep 06, 2015
Ur problem is from ur village!

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Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Nobody: 9:10am On Sep 06, 2015
your account balance though undecided
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by chidifyn(f): 9:11am On Sep 06, 2015
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by NCP: 9:12am On Sep 06, 2015
OPEYEMIAD:
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.

Since our President PMB and his Vice PYO has declared their
assets, it is very important to declare mine also as a good
citizen... and it goes thus:

1. 4 pencil trousers and 3 black Jeans

2. 8 T-shirts and 1 suit

3. No wife yet but 2 future partner

4.No Son, and no daughter.

5. One bathroom slippers.

6. Three cover shoes and 3 leather palm

7. Two ties.

8. A bag of pure water.

9. One drum of rain water.

10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).

11. one GSM ( Samsung Galaxy S2)

12. Three kongo of Garri

13. Two ankara.

14. 3 pots and one prayer kettle

15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.

16. One lamp

17. One stove.

18. One gallon for purchasing of kerosine.

19. One carpet and one Yinka Oba foam.

20. 1 Reading Chair and 1 Reading Table

21. No share @ all

22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.

23. N1,010 @ Skye bank , and N1,005 @Fidelity Bank.


Lol
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by darnley16(m): 9:13am On Sep 06, 2015
chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations
I don't believe you[b]
chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations
I don't believe you[/b]
chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations
I don't believe you
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Djicemob: 9:15am On Sep 06, 2015
grin grin grin

No mud house? grin
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Nobody: 9:48am On Sep 06, 2015
So 4 ur hood dis poverty dey leave since?
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:52am On Sep 06, 2015
bakila:
Were you appointed P A to you Ward Councillor?
No
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:54am On Sep 06, 2015
chidifyn:
U v been promoted to be PMB's PA. Congratulations

Are you serious?
i need emperical evidence to beleive it
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by bakila: 9:56am On Sep 06, 2015
OPEYEMIAD:

No
You have no obligation to declare your assets no.
Abi you wan show us bathroom slippers ne?
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:56am On Sep 06, 2015
BeskyPowa:
So 4 ur hood dis poverty dey leave since?
i dont know ooo. But i hear say PMB is looking saint. My assets shows am not corrupt.
Declare your own know
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by MrCounselor: 9:57am On Sep 06, 2015
You are setting a good example ahead of your Class Rep Election. Good!
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:58am On Sep 06, 2015
bakila:
You have no obligation to declare your assets no. Abi you wan show us bathroom slippers ne?
To show that am Loyal to the current administration and as a Good citizen
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by jamace(m): 10:19am On Sep 06, 2015
Bachelor declaration. grin grin
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Nobody: 10:54am On Sep 06, 2015
OPEYEMIAD:

i dont know ooo. But i hear say PMB is looking saint. My assets shows am not corrupt.
Declare your own know
Ya! Good job my honorable poor man
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by stinggy(m): 11:27am On Sep 06, 2015
So you don't wear boxers or singlets?
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Crocz(m): 11:36am On Sep 06, 2015
So u no get toothbrush and sponge? cry

Chai!
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by chidifyn(f): 12:23pm On Sep 06, 2015
OPEYEMIAD:


Are you serious?
i need emperical evidence to beleive it
which other evidence do u need? Ur declaration is enough evidence. Just mail a copy to office of d presidency and d job is us as ur resumption is immediately..
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by enkay2go(f): 12:33pm On Sep 06, 2015
Chai! Nairalanders,Una no go kill person ooo.
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Xpaz: 1:40pm On Sep 06, 2015
let me declare mine. 1. One Unused Penis. 2. 19 Ex Girlfriend. 3. 22 yet to be produced Lubiton shoes.
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:40pm On Sep 06, 2015
Crocz:
So u no get toothbrush and sponge? cry

Chai!
That one too na asset ?
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:44pm On Sep 06, 2015
enkay2go:
Chai! Nairalanders,Una no go kill person ooo.
its not funny am trying to be loyal
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Owongtok(m): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2015
Your last megabyte and phone credit balance please!
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Nobody: 4:03pm On Sep 06, 2015
I smell Kwurruption in all theze azzets u listed, I still need to Probe u!
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by Nobody: 4:16pm On Sep 06, 2015
Op u re just being honest more than PMB and that his vice
Re: Nairalander Declare His Assets by OPEYEMIAD(m): 6:06pm On Sep 06, 2015
Thank Jaaa Nairalander don dey follow suit Declare your Assets now. Let PMB know who is Rulling

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