Following the declaration of asset by president MUHAMADU BUHARI
I heftycul hereby declare my asset too

1. 1 Nokia C2 (my mama dash me)
2. 1 BlackBerry 9320
3.1 Nokia torchlight phone with two sims
4. 1 HP Lenovo (No modem for Internet)
5. 1 Nike Slippers
6. 1 LG flat screen TV
7. 1 Home theatre (With 4 Speakers, no Woofer)
8. #7500 on my Fidelity Bank Account
9. #850 on my GT Bank Account
10. 3 Girlfriends (confused on which to marry)
11. 2 Tooth brushes (Soft and Hard)
12. 12 Boxers and Singlet
13. 3 Suits (2 Borrowed)
14. 7 Jeans (2 Torn, Turned into Crazy Jeans)
15. 10 shirts and trouser
16. 4 T-shirts
17. 1 Nike Slippers
18.1 Fowl (laying)
19. 3 tyres (No Car yet)
20. 2 Tubers of yam
21. 1 Derica of rice and bean
22. Half carton of indomie
23. One generator (I pass my neighbour)
24. 4 Bathroom slippers
25. 3 Bottles of Annoiting Oil
26. 1 nairaland account

Let folow suit and declare our assets
GOD BLESS NAIRALANDER
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

1 - 42 inches samsung telly
1 - 20 inches samsung telly.
1 - samsung home theater
1 - xbox 360 with 13 games and 3 pads.
1 washing machine
1- fridge
1- microwave,
1 - gas cooker
1- electric kettle and sandwish maker.
half bag of rice and beans and a painter of garri ( the yellow onw)
1 - 1999 silver honda CRV
1 - 2009 toyota camry Grey.

21 pairs of trousers,
4 shorts, 7 shoes
3 leather slippers.
30 T shirts
14 shirts,
12 boxers and about 8 singlets.

500 naira in the bank

1 samsung galaxy S5
1 techno 7 inches tab

shares in dangote flour mills and fidelity bank.

2 generators

2 friends with benefits


CHANGE

[quote author=vani86 post=37791778]1 - 42 inches samsung telly
1 - 20 inches samsung telly.
1 - samsung home theater
1 - xbox 360 with 13 games and 3 pads.
1 washing machine

I sight U
#team loyal 9ja#

1 nokia touch light
1 blackberry phone
#2500 in my Gtbank account (but going to complain to their customer care about how their atm machine eject my card disrespectfully anytime I withdraw 1k)
5k in swiss account
1k in US account
#350 change owned by iya monsura who sells ewa agoyin
Just 3 girlfriends (1 is turning into liability lately)
3 cars (1 in the mechanic shop since last year june and the other 2 in the car lot)
1 sagem battery
A plot of land somewhere in banana island (we still looking for it)
Shareholder at mama kabiru Kunu and Zobo investment plc

You are a comedian Op, discover your talent in time and make cool money.

ONE INFINIX HOT X507 PHONE
4 SHOES
4 SHEENOSE TROUSERS
7 T-SSIRTS
5 BOXERS
6 SINGLETS
3 PAIRS OF POLO
2 BB MOUTH CHARGER
2 HAIR PHESE
1 LEATHER SLIPPERS AND 1 BATHROOM SLIPPERS
2 SANDALS
50,000 NAIRA IN MY ECOBANK ACCOUNT
#70 IN ACCESS BANK ACCOUNT


I THINK THAT IS NOT TOO MUCH FOR A STUDENT, RIGHT ?

POWEROFPEACE:
You are a comedian Op, discover your talent in time and make cool money.

U can say dat again

ironbody03:
ONE INFINIX HOT X507 PHONE
4 SHOES
4 SHEENOSE TROUSERS
7 T-SSIRTS
5 BOXERS
6 SINGLETS
3 PAIRS OF POLO
2 BB MOUTH CHARGER
2 HAIR PHESE
1 LEATHER SLIPPERS AND 1 BATHROOM SLIPPERS
2 SANDALS
50,000 NAIRA IN MY ECOBANK ACCOUNT
#70 IN ACCESS BANK ACCOUNT


I THINK THAT IS NOT TOO MUCH FOR A STUDENT, RIGHT ?

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