signature2012:

See question o?So if u na u,u go keep that bad phone?Well e dey my museum.

O boy some policemen go say may u drop am o!

If i. Enter computer village ehn, d way I dey match even army man go fear...


If you like whistle from now till 2moro, na where dey my mind i dey go....

I don hear so. Many stories of you wan buy, you wan sell? Those guys go sell fufu for you, if u come back them go beat you join..


OK thank your God say na then oooo, cos now the police wey dey there no send again... U

Op, hope say u don get work now o. Cos na job hunting u been dey come from.

But u get mind sha. Really funny. That guy must not catch u ever....otherwise, u go sabi d odour wey dey commot from ur yarnsh. I swear down!

signature2012:
You go sabi play football o.

Na him type I no like all these wicked defenders

ok..

' The policemen came in fast and arrested him, gave him better slap, me sef with annoyance give thunderous slap too'.... These WAS THE BEST PART FOR ME. THE GUY RECEIVE TWO HOT SLAPS FOR WETIN CRIME HIM DEY ABOUT TO COMMIT... LOL

Osisie:
Op, hope say u don get work now o. Cos na job hunting u been dey come from.

But u get mind sha. Really funny. That guy must not catch u ever....otherwise, u go sabi d odour wey dey commot from ur yarnsh. I swear down!

If the guy see me now sef,he go dey shiver.........levels don change.

LMAO. Had same experience in 2006 but mine wasn't a sudden reaction, it took 24hours because I bought the phone around 4pm, carry am reach school, I nor gree bring out the "Powerful" Samsung auto-flip phone from my pocket coz I dey fear make them nor snatch the 'powerFUFU" from me.

I reach school, say make I on phone make I charge am with the new charger wey I buy... Ghen ghen, na so I see phone wey be like say e survive plane crash come land for rail track, train come crush am join am. I look for cry, I nor see. I just waka jejely commot from school that day, call my friend wey hin papa na soldier, give hin papa orderly 3k make hin arrange like 4 soldiers give me d following day.

To cut the story short, na one other Innocent thief me self carry, na that one cough out my 12k give me ooooo, because the previous night ehn, o boiii I couldn't sleep that night na the longest night of my life, e be like say na 12hours dey between 1am and 5am dat day. I just dey look Ceiling, on light off light till the next day wey soldiers help me go collect my money. After collecting the money, we bin don dey go, na hin soldiers ask me, how much I give my guy papa orderly- I say na 3k, omooooo- them call the guy back say make hin look for additional 3k give me to recoup my mobilization fee, he say hin nor get. Them look the guy, look am, look am, them collect one Nokia torchlight phone from am give me make I put my sim inside, na so I enter their hilux vamoose commot from Computer village dat day. Loool.


Since dat experience ehnnn... If u like tell me say u wan sell Thuraya wey be ur own personal phone wey get receipt+invoice+Police report, me nor dey answer you till I enter shop wey I wan buy my thing. Me self na Confirm Warri boy. Nice one OP.

Caucasoid:
LMAO. Had same experience in 2006 but mine wasn't a sudden reaction, it took 24hours because I bought the phone around 4pm, carry am reach school, I nor gree bring out the "Powerful" Samsung auto-flip phone from my pocket coz I dey fear make them nor snatch the 'powerFUFU" from me.

I reach school, say make I on phone make I charge am with the new charger wey I buy... Ghen ghen, na so I see phone wey be like say e survive plane crash come land for rail track, train come crush am join am. I look for cry, I nor see. I just waka jejely commot from school that day, call my friend wey hin papa na soldier, give hin papa orderly 3k make hin arrange like 4 soldiers give me d following day.

To cut the story short, na one other Innocent thief me self carry, na that one cough out my 12k give me ooooo, because the previous night ehn, o boiii I couldn't sleep that night na the longest night of my life, e be like say na 12hours dey between 1am and 5am dat day. I just dey look Ceiling, on light off light till the next day wey soldiers help me go collect my money. After collecting the money, we bin don dey go, na hin soldiers ask me, how much I give my guy papa orderly- I say na 3k, omooooo- them call the guy back say make hin look for additional 3k give me to recoup my mobilization fee, he say hin nor get. Them look the guy, look am, look am, them collect one Nokia torchlight phone from am give me make I put my sim inside, na so I enter their hilux vamoose commot from Computer village dat day. Loool.


Since dat experience ehnnn... If u like tell me say u wan sell Thuraya wey be ur own personal phone wey get receipt+invoice+Police report, me nor dey answer you till I enter shop wey I wan buy my thing. Me self na Confirm Warri boy. Nice one OP.

Lol,your own story really carry weight,cant just stop laughing.

Hmm ok thump up

Trypa:
Hmm ok thump up

Thanks but don't try what I did,u know you are a lady.

intresting

these poo doesn't happen in Benin City & Warri & if I hear people from dis area gets scammed in Lagos state of crime in dis kind of buy & sell deals then u can't be wise again

if u are caught once sorry is ur name

pick pocket is near zero here.

dat was how one guy was beaten by a scorpion when he tries to pick pocket a man. dat man works around with scorpion in his pocket.

I 've been to dat Villa several times in d past & is nothing but den of thieves & wolves among real business people waiting for gullible people

@OP hope u are a smarter person now though u overcame through another thief . lol many waffi don dey carry last now

signature2012:
Thanks but don't try what I did,u know you are a lady.

In psquare voice #what a man can do a woman can do so ....... Man no go vex

olajorn:
If you miss The ball,dont miss d leg...Na Wetin u do be that


Two computer village stories in space of one hour...loading my own computer village story

And if you didn't missed the leg you won't miss the red card.

signature2012:


How I take mumu?
Atleast I got my phone and money back,i no try?

AREA!!! You dey represent us wella..
Your teeth Complete

signature2012:


Lol,your own story really carry weight,cant just stop laughing.

Loool. Till date I still believe say dem hypnotize me dat day. My degree of mumu ehn, na PhD I swear! Something wey ma nephew go tell me, I go flog sense into hin thick skull na dat kain thing go happen to me like say na film.

correct guy

How were u able to watch a Ronaldinho football clip with a fone packed with fufu?

Lol....Funny

Laff wan kill me die for dis mata

signature2012:

Na so nah,if dem say dey bad,one need to tell them say hin bad pass dem,but na legitimate badness I get.

but how come fufu dey inside and u use am watch ronaldinho...i no no say fufu dey also serve as battery.

mecussey:


but how come fufu dey inside and u use am watch ronaldinho...i no no say fufu dey also serve as battery.

The guy had 2 phones with him,he showed me the real phone in which one of the recorded video displayed ronadinho skill,after giving him my phone and money,he gave me the fufu phone,that is how they operate.

Hahhahaha! Abg God bless Seun for creating dis forum. In as much as som pple can be a pain in d ass by d comments dey make,some mak u roll over in fits of lafta. You jus did @op,lol!!!
U come frm real waffy town,una no dey carry last. Warri! Warri!! Warri!!! Der father(oops der daddy)
Omo make eno be lik say dem roast goat or shoot bird him mama fly,mak I run out of this thread mbok

Guy na lie if dem dupe u u no fit do anytn again

bwahahahahahahaha nice one op!

I went to Ikeja to repair phone at Microsoft office in August, so I met one of this street boys that sell phone whom had approached me to buy phone for the direction of Nokia Microsoft office, he gave me the direction and I thank and told him that am not in need of phone that I had one IPhone 6 and Nokia x2 which I came to repair, after I had done registering the Nokia phone at the Microsoft office on my way back this same guy approach me again and ask me how far with the repair, I told him I just register the phone that I will come for it next time, the guy show me one infinix hot(very neat), I knew the price is 25k(new). the guy ask me to pay 15k I told him that I don't need a phone and he insisted I should pay any amount, I just collect the phone scan and test the phone it was OK, I told I only had 8k he said it too small I should add money to it, at the end we agreed on 8k, I tested all the phone features and the charging point and use it to may a call with my sim in it, it all perfect, the guy said that we should further forward because of the agbero there and we did, so I counted 8k hand it over to the guy and collected the phone, the guy was like pls add something to this 8k, I told him that is the agreed price that I don't have any money to add again, he said he is not selling again that I should collect my money and return his phone, I did and recounted the money to be sure, he said so because of the small money that I want to add that will make me not to buy again, that I should bring the money back and I gave him and collected the phone, check again and put the phone in my pocket, about leaving one guy with a strong and red eyes just came from nowhere and started slapping the seller of my phone and started calling the guy thief in a strong voice, he says that he had warn the guy on several occasion not to spoiled this there area by selling phone and later arrange guy to collect it again, the seller had already received three strong slap from the scary looking guy, he was like oga shey I sell phone for you ni, the guy just return back my money and collect Hus phone back and ran off, unknown to me the guy had tampered with the money during the time he was receiving the slap from the scary looking guy, the scary looking guy was advising me that next time if I wanna buy phones I should go to shops and blah blah blah, so with all the advice he left me without option of checking the money I collect from the seller guy, i thank the scary looking guy and he left me, I decided to check and count my 8k, behold 1k was rap and folded with cut money like complete sports paper..... I waited for 1hour to check if I could seee any of the two guyz, they are no where to be found..
that is how I was defrauded of 7k.....

menix:
Haahahahahahahaha..
Dis OP nah beta mumu smart guy..
Waffi bois wey dey job devil like say devil b learner.
Modified: This FTC space is 4 sale, I jst don't like it. Ping my 2go account let talk biz.

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signature is it right to bribe an army man??

bad sharp guy

....wtf, these people seem to come up with different tricks every day, since he couldnt switch the phone, he switched the money

barthy09:
I went to Ikeja to repair phone at Microsoft office in August, so I met one of this street boys that sell phone whom had approached me to buy phone for the direction of Nokia Microsoft office, he gave me the direction and I thank and told him that am not in need of phone that I had one IPhone 6 and Nokia x2 which I came to repair, after I had done registering the Nokia phone at the Microsoft office on my way back this same guy approach me again and ask me how far with the repair, I told him I just register the phone that I will come for it next time, the guy show me one infinix hot(very neat), I knew the price is 25k(new). the guy ask me to pay 15k I told him that I don't need a phone and he insisted I should pay any amount, I just collect the phone scan and test the phone it was OK, I told I only had 8k he said it too small I should add money to it, at the end we agreed on 8k, I tested all the phone features and the charging point and use it to may a call with my sim in it, it all perfect, the guy said that we should further forward because of the agbero there and we did, so I counted 8k hand it over to the guy and collected the phone, the guy was like pls add something to this 8k, I told him that is the agreed price that I don't have any money to add again, he said he is not selling again that I should collect my money and return his phone, I did and recounted the money to be sure, he said so because of the small money that I want to add that will make me not to buy again, that I should bring the money back and I gave him and collected the phone, check again and put the phone in my pocket, about leaving one guy with a strong and red eyes just came from nowhere and started slapping the seller of my phone and started calling the guy thief in a strong voice, he says that he had warn the guy on several occasion not to spoiled this there area by selling phone and later arrange guy to collect it again, the seller had already received three strong slap from the scary looking guy, he was like oga shey I sell phone for you ni, the guy just return back my money and collect Hus phone back and ran off, unknown to me the guy had tampered with the money during the time he was receiving the slap from the scary looking guy, the scary looking guy was advising me that next time if I wanna buy phones I should go to shops and blah blah blah, so with all the advice he left me without option of checking the money I collect from the seller guy, i thank the scary looking guy and he left me, I decided to check and count my 8k, behold 1k was rap and folded with cut money like complete sports paper..... I waited for 1hour to check if I could seee any of the two guyz, they are no where to be found..
that is how I was defrauded of 7k.....

lol