Trypa:
As a good citizen ave also declared my own asset which are
1*five trouser
2*9 tops
3*3 skit
4*no house
5*two bathroom slippers
6*two shoes
7*three pam slippers
8*one belt/two watches
9*half bag of pure water
10*one drum of rain water
11*one bottle of oil cream(ororo eran dindin)
12*two phone bb n nokia palasa
13*three kongo of black yam floor(elubo isu)
14*four ankara
15*three pot and one kettle
16*one set of spoons and plate
17*one lantern
18*one stove
19*one carpet and one mouka foam
20*14inch LG TV/one decoder
21*one boyfriend
22*six pants and three bra
23*N1000@GT bank and 1,875@union bank
24*gex I ave ah cat and bike as well
Lobatan
Thanks all

Peeparty
Asumo
Lanicky
Profojah

Hahaha... Your asset tho . You're fuccking poor

Trypa:
As a good citizen ave also declared my own asset which are
1*five trouser
2*9 tops
3*3 skit
4*no house
5*two bathroom slippers
6*two shoes
7*three pam slippers
8*one belt/two watches
9*half bag of pure water
10*one drum of rain water
11*one bottle of oil cream(ororo eran dindin)
12*two phone bb n nokia palasa
13*three kongo of black yam floor(elubo isu)
14*four ankara
15*three pot and one kettle
16*one set of spoons and plate
17*one lantern
18*one stove
19*one carpet and one mouka foam
20*14inch LG TV/one decoder
21*one boyfriend
22*six pants and three bra
23*N1000@GT bank and 1,875@union bank
24*gex I ave ah cat and bike as well
Lobatan
Thanks all

MizMyColi:



Passingshot Whetruth Kaboninc

When will you declare your assets?

Swaggzkid:


Y you lie I heard you also have Gold necklace *chai* you never list your asset finish, and you will be probed.

#Adoowonsue

Brightology2:
Bubu must hear dis. U must b probe or has his body odour nt gotten 2 ur side?

Mk any e-cow nr quote me o.

MizMyColi:

Passingshot Whynotthetruth Kaboninc
When will you declare your assets?

profojah:
Hahaha... Your asset tho . You're fuccking poor

peeparty:
With the asset declaration of Mr President i hereby declare my
assets as follows
(1) One hot drink.

(2) Four tootbrushes

(3) Three
fowl(one missing)

(4) Five boxers./singlet.

(5) Three tubers of yams.

(6)Three tyres.

(7) Three girl friends(two on part time)

(one bathroom sleepers.

(9)1 hat

(10)One nokia
2300 phone and 3,000 in my access bank account.


Trypa have fulfilled my promise to Nigerians.

Whynotthetruth:


ERM ERM ...I don't wanna lie or deceive people like Buhari did...Just like Fayose observed; I don't have mud houses or miracle cows that multiply in geometric progression...but God be praised for blessing me exceedingly above the wish of arrogant & pompous Passingshot

dunsman:
My assets includes
450 pairs of shoes 200 trousers and shir5s 24 mobile phones, including 6 iPhone gold plated 15 vehicles including bus, Bugatti, ferarri 50gfs 500shares in shares at Union Bank 45 lands in which 44 are untraceable

dunsman:
Ringing.. Ringing.. Ringing..

Dunsman: (picks) hello.

Frank: hello dunsman, this is Frank idowu from who wants to be a millionaire.

Dunsman: Ok.

Frank: Your friend passing shot is on the hot seat and he is one question away from wining #10m

Dunsman: ok.

Frank: the question is abou the current state of nigeria economy. So the next voic e you will b hearing will be dat of your friend. Remember you only have 30 secs to answer. Good luck

30...29..28..

Shot: dunsman!! What is d current position of Nigeria ’s economy in Africa?? A) 4th B)..

Dunsman: cuts in... Beg abeg y u dae ask me , am I d appropriate person to ask? Y cant you ask your president. Well as a friend I will help, as at may 29th she was in fist position, but now dat a so called new sheriff is in town, I can really say. But..

Time up!!!

Frank: wow, dat must be a real disappointment.. So wats your finally answer?

Shot: uhmmm..uhmmm.uhmm I think..I..will go for.. First position

Frank: final answer??

Shot: uhmm.. Yap final answer

Frank: final answer!! Uhmm if u choose six, u would have missed it, but I have to say.. U got... The answer.. Wrong!!!
The correct answer can only be given by a sincere Nigerian

Whynotthetruth:


ERM ERM ...I don't wanna lie or deceive people like Buhari did...Just like Fayose observed; I don't have mud houses or miracle cows that multiply in geometric progression...but God be praised for blessing me exceedingly above the wish of arrogant & pompous Passingshot

PassingShot:

Unprovoked attack is a sign of frustration and miserable living!

Calling someone you don't know outside NL arrogant and pompous is an indication of low self esteem. That's not my fault and there is nothing I can do to help your situation, I'm sorry.

MizMyColi, please don't mention me alongside this particular moniker anymore. You can clearly see what he has made of your innocent and sincere intention here.

Cutehector:
All female nairalanders are my assets....

Trypa:





They must b some particular once abi the ugly once join too

Trypa:
As a good citizen ave also declared my own asset which are
1*five trouser
2*9 tops
3*3 skit
4*no house
5*two bathroom slippers
6*two shoes
7*three pam slippers
8*one belt/two watches
9*half bag of pure water
10*one drum of rain water
11*one bottle of oil cream(ororo eran dindin)
12*two phone bb n nokia palasa
13*three kongo of black yam floor(elubo isu)
14*four ankara
15*three pot and one kettle
16*one set of spoons and plate
17*one lantern
18*one stove
19*one carpet and one mouka foam
20*14inch LG TV/one decoder
21*one boyfriend
22*six pants and three bra
23*N1000@GT bank and 1,875@union bank
24*gex I ave ah cat and bike as well
Lobatan
Thanks all

Peeparty
Asumo
Lanicky
Profojah

Trypa:


Lol so u mean his frustrated?

Cutehector:
six pants? 3 bra? Really? Dis is serious

Cutehector:
lmao, did u see ugly attached to my moniker? Of course they r d cute ones.. Especially u.. Ur following me.. Hehehhehe

PassingShot:
How else would one explain an unprovoked and unnecessary attack?

Trypa:






Na only those once u see shey

Trypa:






Lmao u r not serious? We ave the ugly n sexy together,den beautiful but unsexy and we ave d all round u know what I mean yeye dey smell

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Dat was is my grandmum assets o

Swaggzkid:


Ok. Oya wiaris your own