Behira:
The guys shud answer dat

Lisaflex:
End tym tns

KingTom:

You never come calli up till now?

KingTom:

You never come calli up till now?

wakacome:
Ladies!!!!!!never trust a guy that does not want to take you to his house,never trust a guy that cannot receive a phone call in front of you,never trust a guy that don't want you to know any of his family members,never trust a guy that claims he is always so busy to chat with you or call you...he does not love you because if he does he will create time to talk to you....I repeat no matter how busy he is he will find time for you...

Lisaflex:


Nah...Shebi i tell u say na dec,abi u don forget?

Blakjewelry:
Why would any reasonable girl follow a guy to a hotel when they are not on vacation

peeparty:
she dey here with me.

ericposh:
I just cant marry a lady who's older than me

KingTom:

just 3 more months.

OP there are many others like that. I hear stories like this everyday, the guy is probably with his family now, but what could've made him want to have unprotected intercourse.

KingTom:

Who be this one? When I tear you slap you go hear beyond words true true!!

KingTom:

Who be this one? When I tear you slap you go hear beyond words true true!!

peeparty:
she dey here with me.

Lisaflex:


Erm ,i heard its sweeter wen its done unprotected

Lisaflex:


Lol! ufan y ur blood dey hot anyhw?

Lisaflex:
Peeparty longest tym... Hwz u?

Lisaflex:


Lol! ufan y ur blood dey hot anyhw?

peeparty:
you never Chi chum chin.make I scrub my knuckle for sand first.*na better knock I go Kong u.

informalletter:
Pls don't mind the topic I gave this write up, but take your time to read it, especially ladies.

After reading so many heart breaking relationship stories, i decided to share mine not for anything but to advise our ladies to wisen up.

I met 'him' at my workplace (one of my clients), a very handsome, rich, caring (as i later found out) and loving guy. N/B; i ain't after his money cos i have enough to cater for myself.

At first we became friends, weeks and months later we became more than friends. He eventually asked me to be his girlfriend and I agreed seeing that he's capable of handling a relationship.

Months after, our relationship soared, we became inseparable, we were seeing more of each other - movies, beach, fast food and what have you - but never his house! I noticed that, but wanted to give him some time so as not to act desperate (even though I really crave for a serious relationship, at 27).
After some weeks and he still hadn't brought up the issue of going to his place, I decided to jokingly bring it up. I told him that 'what if I needed to get to you urgently and can't reach you on phone, how do I find you, abi na under bridge you dey live?

My brothers and sisters in the Lord, he also jokingly brushed the topic aside saying he would take me there soon. (..........hehehehehe, this guy sha, i must have looked like a dullard to you abi, nsogbu no dey!).

Days after,we hung out in a restaurant and decided to take some drinks too. One thing led to the other and we were in a hotel room, before we knew it............. (pls don't blame me Cos i deeply regretted it). My guy insisted that he wasn't going to use a cd because, in his words "i love you so much and would want to go skin to skin with you". (*Akuko mike ejeagha!- in English ; Story for the gods). I told him "bros if you aint using a cd, forget it! * I use bros because that is what he is Now*

Fast forward........ We eventually used a cd.

Weeks after, he brought me to the same hotel and wanted it again -skin to skin, that he would so much want to get me pregnant so as to hasten up our union.
**Did i mention he said he wanted to marry me? Oh! Forgive me, he did, when we first started. But I told him to take things easy first, and believe me, if i were that desperate, i would have gotten pregnant for him**

But i told him..... "bros, if you intend to get me pregnant in a hotel room,when I don't know your folks or even where you live, then i must be an award winning foolish person of the year. With that, i told him to take me home, (one seducing thing about him is that he respects and listens to me).

After that day, we kept on communicating but not as before. I then decided to probe this my "sweetheart" further, and to my greatest........ suprise?? No, not at all, rather, true to my intuition, he is married with a kid!

I didn't tell him my findings though, but i cut off completely from him, and again, not surprising, he didn't even ask me why. As i write this today, its been four months, and he still hasnt asked why.

Now, what's the purpose of this epistle?
Pls ladies........
* dont be in a rush to go into a relationship, know your partner inside out.
* if you dont want to bear the consequences alone, never give in to any guy that asks you to get pregnant for him for whatever reason.
* most importantly, some will come with the topic of marriage just to entice you, BEWARE!
* lastly, God gave you a special gift as a woman, 'your intuition', use it! Your 'supposed' mr right might be the wrongest person. BE WISE! BE SMART! This is 21st century!

Meanwhile, question for the guys, Why do most married men hide their status just to get another lady? Forgive my ignorance, but i really would like to know.

KingTom:

Ette mbok, I surrender.

KingTom:

No mind Peeparty, Na my boss right from Hope Waddell days.

peeparty:
I dey jare flex your tins.....

peeparty:
for we're him blood never start to hot sef.I go soon bring heater make e take heat the blood wella.

KingTom:

Lisaflex:


im go kill u o