its funny how we all try not to fart in the presence of that new guy or lady
why?
After all he/she knows you are human and you fart at least privately
Funnier is the fact that, with time, we deliberately or accidentally fart in their presence
Do you find it embarassing the first time?
What did you do to curb the 'shame'?
This lady that apparently is interested me messed in my presence yesterday accidentally and SHAME was all over her
She laughs at every silly thing i say, so in one of her usual laughter outburst, she accidentally let out one loud-long-repugnant fart (the sound lasted for about 1 minute)
I tried to make her feel normal but she is still embarassed
Since then, she doesnt pick my call again

what do i do

Jst go and fart in her presence too...by then it will be 1-1

This happened to me as well but in my case the guy farted...on our second date, I went to his house to pick him up and he was looking for the battery of his digicam..
His cabinet was kinda tall that he need a chair to get to the top..so I was holding the chair helping him not to fall down
When he finally reached the battery, he farted on my face accidentally...I spanked his ass and we laugh out loud, when he got down,I juz hugged him & whispered to his ears tat he was too comfy with me.

Since dem no build toilet for am..... Just wistle loud when u fart...
Meanwhile have u noticed the level of fresh air that touches u after a thunderous fart









Btw: its a great turn on for the poster above me
And
Hmmm the poster below me just farted

I did at brkfast this morning!

Alas! No complaints , she's used to it

KashyBaby:
This happened to me as well but in my case the guy farted...on our second date, I went to his house to pick him up and he was looking for the battery of his digicam..
His cabinet was kinda tall that he need a chair to get to the top..so I was holding the chair helping him not to fall down
When he finally reached the battery, he farted on my face accidentally...I spanked his ass and we laugh out loud, when he got down,I juz hugged him & whispered to his ears tat he was too comfy with me.

[email] Lol, you try, if na one naija guy, wey blow that mess for your face, mess wey dey smell like ''soakaway'', you no go think twice, na to leave the chair, make hin yansh reason with ground. [/email]

We dey even compete who go mess pass

Tobiee:
[email] Lol, you try, if na one naija guy, wey blow that mess for your face, mess wey dey smell like ''soakaway'', you no go think twice, na to leave the chair, make hin yansh reason with ground. [/email]

Hahaaaaaa...how the "sokaway " smells like?

we always have farting competition

KashyBaby:


Hahaaaaaa...how the "sokaway " smells like?

[email] soakaway for naija, na where shit dey stay. So dunno what to compare it with.
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Tobiee:
[email] soakaway for naija, na where shit dey stay. So dunno what to compare it with.
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Hahhaahahaa...OMG!

That's a dirty act in my opinion, I can fart a million times when I'm alone but NOT when I'm with the opposite gender

Tobiee:
[email] Lol, you try, if na one naija guy, wey blow that mess for your face, mess wey dey smell like [b]''soakaway'', you no go think twice, na to leave the chair, make hin yansh reason with ground. [/b][/email]