It was a cool evening, me and my bae were playing hide and seek in my one room apartment. Few minutes later I heard a knock on my door, I quickly dressed up, took a deep breath and opened the door, in front of me was a beautiful gorgeous, bootilicious and boobilicious lady. Damn# she was hot.

I stammered, "goodevening, are you looking for someone??, she replied with "please excuse me, I want to see you", I asked "hope there is no problem?? Can't remember meeting you before now", she replied with "just for a minute please"..........so I excused ma bae and followed this hotter chick outside the building, she began:
She: errm, bros I know you don't know me, but please I need your help.
Me: with what??
She: please don't be offended.....I
Me: *cuts in* just tell me what it is.
She: please I need your help with one thousand naira, please I will refund it to you soon.
Me: *thinking* refund ke, how u wan refund am, I know you before, see this girl wan use my brain* ""sorry I don't have cash with me now, maybe some other time. So sorry.
She: *with a sad and disappointed face* thank you.

So she left, I went inside to explain my ordeal to my bae. I was yet to discover what was going on.

A week later, another HOTTER chick knocked on my door with the same techniques used by the first chick. But this time around a friend of mine was at my place, he wanted to test this chick, so he told me to step aside.

My friend: hi, my friend told me you need help, unfortunately he doesn't have the money. I can help you with it but trust me I can't just let go of my money to a stranger and I have no guarantee you will refund it.

She: please help me if you can, my life depends on this money, *she placed her too hands on her heard, faking a teary eyes*
My friend: I can only help you with it if you will follow me inside, let's get SOMETHING done quickly.
She: I can't follow you inside just for 1k.

*my jaw dropped when I heard this*
Na xo dem start to price market o. the lady stood her ground on 2500, claiming she's a hot, neat and well packaged chick unlike others. My friend was adamant on paying 1500. They later agreed on a certain price, my friend gave her his number and collected hers, he told her he would call her to meet up at his place few minutes later.

Though my friend was not interested in the shit, he just wanted to be sure if his assumption was positive. We laughed real hard that day.

Anyone experienced this before??

See innovation

Hmmmm so na door to door campaign or marketing now?

Which market re they selling?

Am surprised they all know the way to your house.

Hehehehe
See new marketing research turned strategy

Na door to door services now oo

so why is it that they only come to ur house?

Marketing HIV

PrimeMinisterr:
Am surprised they all know the way to your house.

I don't knw o. I have so many bae's that visits me, maybe they followed me like twitter and
tot I am into oloshos ish.

^^

IamLEGEND1:
so why is it that they only come to ur house?

stupidity:
I don't knw o. I have so many bae's that visits me, maybe they followed me like twitter and
tot I am into oloshos ish.

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hmm, interesting.

donholy28:
Which market re they selling?

hawking of 3min pleasure.

stupidity:
hawking of 3min pleasure.

. . . . they always want a quickie !

akthedream or is it ak the fool, come share your own experience. You know you like them cheap and dirty

Unfortunately you can't even afford 1k b1tch
Na 5h or 250 you dey price dirty sluts.
bloody self-service...er

akthedream:

WATCH OUT GUYS!......
I will post mγ hot sexcapade later today.....
If you miss am,he go pain you ooo..

https://www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/5#38303416

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PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . they always want a quickie !

lol, for the money? YES

Flips:
akthedream or is it ak the fool, come share your own experience. You know you like them cheap and dirty

Unfortunately you can't even afford 1k b1tch
Na 5h or 250 you dey price dirty sluts.
bloody self-service...er



https://www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo/5#38303416

cc redbenson magicminister mixty ipopalomo ftboy cmpunk rigarmortis warriblood mobuch b0rn2fuck

why you dey para, why you dey blow alarm on top of akthedream head nah? You want make ganganso again? Akthedream no dey look uche face at all, u wan hear ham, me go count scores oooo!

bigtt76:
Hmmmm so na door to door campaign or marketing now?

with your user name, I fit ask how market?

Hahaaha... Guy shey vacancy dey your House may Boiz Kon Rent

Lol ....na you sabi o! How your market too

b0rn2fuck:
with your user name, I fit ask how market?

2dice:
Hahaaha...
Guy shey vacancy dey your House may Boiz Kon Rent

lol, ma check weda vacancy dey.

stupidity:
lol, ma check weda vacancy dey.

do quick ... Every week na to dey book 5k down...

bigtt76:
Lol ....na you sabi o! How your market too

hustling dey hard ooo! Afterall, na una we go still spend ham on top! Dis ur bigtits na something else, hope say the tin truly big and ur effizy and packaging dey there too because me like better tin

bigtt76:
Hmmmm so na door to door campaign or marketing now?

Yes ke!! Direct Marketing = Direct Entry!

bigtt76:
Lol ....na you sabi o! How your market too

if anything dey on ground, let me know! No dulling for my own side

No worray if e go bi ar go hala and control you

b0rn2fuck:
if anything dey on ground, let me know! No dulling for my own side

bigtt76:
No worray if e go bi ar go hala and control you

. Make I get hope or make I lose hope?

Aha, N1500 too much nah Relocate to my area

Keep hope alive .....meet me for Mimz Lounge if you can

b0rn2fuck:
. Make I get hope or make I lose hope?

bigtt76:
Keep hope alive .....meet me for Mimz Lounge if you can

you wan send me go relegation? Mims lounge ...hmmmmm! But hope you are early 20s or late 20s and the tits truly BIG

Come see for yourself if you can

b0rn2fuck:
you wan send me go relegation? Mims lounge ...hmmmmm! But hope you are early 20s or late 20s and the tits truly BIG