one eyed mom

blind son of a one eyed woman

am not blind, i can't inherit nonsense

i hear u

oh ho so u wan turn deaf too

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Shiooooo! ur vex no small o!

abeg free me ojare

Bush and Condaleesa rice

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
>Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
>George: "Great. Lay it on me."
>Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
>George: "That's what I want to know."
>Condoleeza: "Yes." what I'm telling you."
>George: "I mean the fellow's name."
>Condoleeza: "Hu."
>George: "The guy in China."
>Condoleeza: "Hu."
>George: "The new leader of China."
>Condoleeza: "Hu."
>George: "The Chinaman!"
>Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
>George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
>Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
>George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
>Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
>George: "That's whose name?"
>Condoleeza: "Yes."
>George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
>Condoleeza: "That's correct."
>George: "Then who is in China?"
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "Yassir is in China?"
>
>Condoleeza: "No, sir."
>
>George: "Then who is?"
>
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>
>George: "Yassir?"
>
>Condoleeza: "No, sir."
>
>George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
>George: "No, thanks."
>Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
>George: "No."
>Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
>George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
>then get me the U.N."
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
>George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
>Condoleeza: "And call who?"
>George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
>Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
>George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
>Condoleeza: "Kofi."
>George: "All right! With cream and two sugars

mak i tink weda i get d joke,i dey come

@omosexy,
great jokes.


@mom,
u gat nothing to say

A woman who just won the lottery runs home and bursts in yelling: "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!"
the husband  says: "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
She replies, "I don't care, Just get the fukc out!"

MRbrownJAY:

A woman who just won the lottery runs home and bursts in yelling: "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!"
the husband says: "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
She replies, "I don't care, Just get the fukc out!"

Teehee.

MRbrownJAY:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces:"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says: "Here, iron this!".

that's funny

wetin do u

nothing do me

tufe waddup?

[b]A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. The wife wasn't having a good time at the party. So, she came home early, alone. Her husband stayed on, socializing with important clients. As the woman walked into her house, she found Jervis by himself in the dining room. She called him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom.

She turned to him and said, in the voice she knew he must obey, "Jervis, I want you to take off my dress." This he did, hanging it carefully over a chair. "Jervis," she continued, "now take off my stockings and garter belt." Again, Jervis silently obeyed. "Now, Jervis, I want you to remove my bra and panties." Eyes downcast, Jervis obeyed. Both were breathing heavily, the tension mounting between them. She looked sternly at him and said, "Jervis, if I ever catch you wearing my stuff again, you're fired!"[/b]

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MRbrownJAY:

A guy who married this sexy woman. Unfortunately, his dikc was too small, so every time they had sex he used a plantain instead of his dikc. For seven years he has been doing that and his wife didnt know. One night his wife suspected that something was wrong so while they were having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman said: "What the hell is that? are you using a plantain on me? I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit!" So the man said: "Shut the fukc up! It's been seven years and I never asked you where the hell those kids came from!"

lol really funny