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Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(f): 6:01am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. "Where have you been?" demanded the worried look out. "The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel." 1 Like |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by TOYOSI20(f): 6:19am On Aug 19, 2009 |
LOL!!, . . . .love ur thread darl, . . .brings be back to the jokes section all the time, . . . |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 1:18pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
sexyLeamon:ROFLMAO |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Lolabbey: 4:03pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
nice one,dart wife go be who i sabi wella |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(f): 1:24pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
lola I thot you was a girl |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 7:57am On Jul 19, 2012 |
rokiatu: damn my sis is everywhere! |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 8:00am On Jul 19, 2012 |
sexyLeamon: ok that IS a good one. LONG! but good. 1 Like |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by LordBabs(m): 9:51am On Jul 19, 2012 |
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water being chased by a shark. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer & I don't think I could do that all day long". The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," said George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, giving him a b**w job. Bush looked in disbelief and finally said, "This is the rooom for me!" The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go." |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 12:54pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Lord Babs: One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by chipet67(m): 5:34pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Pls guys hw can I post mine ? |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
coming back to this threa to laugh my butt off 1 Like |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
sexyLeamon: Judge: |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
sexyLeamon: A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"LMFAOOOOOO |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by rote231(m): 4:14pm On Sep 13, 2012 |
A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man , and tells the driver, Do you want to Earn N50,000 right away?. The driver excitedly says what do I have to do? Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her. After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair , while kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi. and the husband says to him, " This is not my wife" the driver replied " Nooooo , this is mine, hold her for me. I'm going for yours" |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by kushsy: 8:36pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
sima:. Clown 1 Like |
Re: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by Nobody: 3:44pm On May 31, 2019 |
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area? |
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