All very cool jokes "I don't care, Just get the fukc out!" lol

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be fukced if he needed glasses".

*laughs with mouth wide open, with food in mouth* hahahaha

bush pikin

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.


The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and
yelled at the man 'Holy sh*t! That must be my husband!' [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he
jumped out the window like a crazy man.

He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then
started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah Then why were you running, 
you lying cheating dog !!!' [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

;d

go and learn how to laugh and come try again

tehehe!

LmyO

nice ones

mheeeen! Shattawp!

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

hehe. . . . i have my own joke 

Once upon a time, a dog and a mouse enters a closet and meets the goat. They all cried and lived happily ever after. _{tnks for the support guys, i very much appreciate ehm}

now that's a bad joke indeed

:d

A Really Bad Day with a bad joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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men this last joke is cool

dani1luv:

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Dani , not so loud. My child is sleeping