1. ADELANI MAKINDE, a 32 year old businessman
filed for divorce just hours after his expensive
wedding. ADELANI discovered that his bride, KEMI
had been wearing what is known as a butt pad to
augment the size of her rear. ADELANI told an
Ikeja high court that his wife’s yansh is as flat as
an ironing board. “I discovered that on our
wedding night. I prefer a woman whose rear is
big.”


2. OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband
because he often defecated in their cooking pots
after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary
Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets
drunk every weekend. According to her, she can
no longer cope again with the 10 year marriage.


3. 55 year old EMMANUEL ASALA told Ikare Akoko
Customary Court (Ondo) to dissolve his marriage
to BUSAYO because she did not bring kitchen
utensils from her father’s house. “How will a
woman get married without a grinding stone,
tablespoons, mortar, pestle, deep freezer and
even serving plates?
“She did not bring any of these to my house. I
don’t think I can continue with the marriage.”
These were the words Emmanuel uttered in court.
He even prayed the court should order Busayo to
return all the things he listed because he bought
them with his money



4. ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told
an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his
marriage of five years because his in-law often
intervened when he is beating his wife.
“She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to
teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people
stop me from beating her. It is either they take
their daughter or allow me put sense into her
head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during
the proceeding.



5. SOJI IBRAHIM, a 35 year old trader ended his
marriage of two months to RASHIDAT because she
has small boobs.” It was her boobs that attracted
her to me. I met her when she came to buy pepper
from me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big
boobs.”
Ibrahim was shocked to discover his wife had been
using artificial boobs after getting married to
her. “Her boobs are small as Agbalumo (cherry)”,
he said. “I detest those small size boobs. It is
better to end the marriage.”



6. EJEMBI TONY and RACHAEL ended their five
year marriage because of shoe odour. RACHAEL
filed for divorce at an Igando Grade II court
(Lagos) because her husband’s shoes smell a lot.
After enduring and seeking solution to the
problem, Rachael opted out of the union that
produced three kids.


7. ADERIBIGBE ALLEN and SANDRA‘s marriage of
one year hit the rocks after Allen filed for divorce
in Oluyole Customary Court (Oyo) because he was
tired of sharing house chores. “We agreed on how
to do the house chores but I am tired of washing
unending plates piled up in the kitchen.
“I regret marrying her and agreeing to share
house chores. She is just too lazy.


8. EMMANUEL OBAFEMI and BIDEMI did not come
to terms and their marriage eventually hit the
rocks. According to Emmanuel, his wife is fond of
flatulence at any point in time, and it smells
horribly. He told an Igando customary court to
dissolve their marriage because he can no longer
cope with the habit.


9. MERIT ADAMS, a 29 year old entrepreneur
decided to end her marriage after stumbling on
her husband, Alex’s facebook page. According to
her, Alex wrote that he is single on his facebook
page. So, she wants to grant him his wish.


10. TOYIN ADISA, a 32 year old man was divorced
on the grounds that he wouldn’t watch football
match again. His wife, ADIJAT said she has been
given black eye twice because her husband’s team
lost in a football match.
She prayed the Agege (Lagos) court to dissolve the
marriage because of this habit.



11. ADEBISI JADESIMI divorced her husband of
two years because he is fond of wearing female
undergarment, especially pants. “It is
unbelievable that we share pants. He wouldn’t
wear boxers even if you threaten to kill him, he
prefers female pants.
“How would a man be wearing woman’s pants”,
she narrated her ordeal to Alakuko Customary
Court (Lagos).


Culled: Encomium Weekly

Very funny reasons indeed but some may sound funny yet it worth it, like the woman wearing butt pad i cant take it either.

where is your paragraph


Will read when am done







2. why not just help by packing all the pots and lockup the kitchen
3. that guys is seriously sick upstairs
7. sharp wife
8. simple solution...just go about with sprays or deodorant
9. WTF... so many men are guilty of dat mehn!
10. the husband must be a Chelsea fan!
11. that one no be ordinary eyes o

Funny...i will also do dsame if i find out she is using putt pad or artificial boobs

Every body with his/her own opinion but I think I will do same if she scam me with fake butt and boobs. What is there to enjoy if a lady don't have such only to found out her butt is as flat as a slipper and boobs as tiny as an arrange. Inshort I'll not just divorce her, I will strangle d hell out of her period.

walemoney007:
4. ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his marriage of five years because his in-law often intervened when he is beating his wife. “She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people stop me from beating her. It is either they take their daughter or allow me put sense into her head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during the proceeding.

this is so dam funny

so funny
...
about the agbalumo boobs
and iron butt
...
since when have they been dating that he wouldn't
... notice
...
next time
take her to a swimming pool

Number 6 gat me laffin#..