GAZZUZZ:



very easy, contact me

uvbiakpo:
I have Toyota corolla 2007 tokunbo for uber or taxify... I need a serious good driver @ajah axis... 40k30k weekly....initial deposit of 40k30k..

nitigriti:
My rider almost made me have an accident just now. She did a stopover at TFC Opebi, so I'm doing this quick update.

I picked her up from WaterCress Hotel on Oritshe Street, Ikeja. She was with a male guy, who gave her a wad of #1,000 and #500 notes when she got into the front seat of the car.
Her destination is River Valley Estate, Berger, but she requested to do a stopover at TFC Opebi to buy salad.

On our way, she made a call.
"Hello dear, how far? How are you?"
"Sorry I couldn't call you yesterday night, I was tired after bathing. I fell asleep"
I was like "haa!". I sha maintained and held on to my steering wheel.
I think her boyfriend must have asked her where she was
"I'm going to Berger with my aunty. Today is her son's birthday; we want to pick some things for his party"

I looked around ... Maybe my GPS is faulty; we are on Allen Avenue. And where is the aunty, please? Am I her aunty? Oya give the phone to your aunty now, let her greet your boyfriend.

How do ladies do this? Anyway, shebi Na driver I be. Let me hold my steering and face front

chillex8:


You had a bad driver

GAZZUZZ:
It's raining... its surging......

chillex8:

You had a bad driver

blackfm:
1.9 back to back om taxify at yaba environs. Dont sleep .
Drove down empty from Ogudu

omonla10:
on my way there to chop overtime

deedee44:

This surge is malnourished

you are right

I am waiting for it to get to my location before I go online. And I will be driving thru any floods confidently in My CRV

Harbewilliams:

nice me, pls can i steal this.......

blackfm:

Lool one told me to pull over into a quiet street and turn off radio so she could call someone back.
Turns out it was her out of town husband and his incessant calls at that ungodly hour " woke her up"
I almost choked on my laugh. Dropped her off at a lounge close to shoprite

Tyche:


This got me

hope you not the hore's band?

GAZZUZZ:

hope you not the hore's band?

chillex8:

You have a deal.

uvbiakpo:


Kindly do as stated.

omonla10:
on my way there to chop overtime

slamstanlee:
u never see anything... I thought i am the one with the most interesting/weirdest riders.

1. This one kissed her boyfriend in front of the house, vi. hopped in the car. Destination Piccadilly hotel... She quickly place a call and was like: babes sorry i couldn't get all the documents photocopied.. But i am on my way coming now. Hope u ate something?
I just looked at her and smiled. She smiled in return. She dashed me 800 changed witg her heart full of joy. What a player.

2. This one is d most shocking.... Pick up was at one hotel in festac. And the boyfriend was like: bros u look cute o, pls dont snatch my girlfriend, just drive her to the destination. Ikeja.
Now we passed airport road to beat traffic.... And the girl was just unsettled. She said oga we just need to get there fast, i need to go put on the projector in the church, the service will start soon.
Me; ok ma (church girl). She sat at d front, at a point she got comfortable talking to me. The next thing i heard: i don't know y he had to give me 15k, does he think i am that cheap? I mean i dont go out for anything less than 25k blah blah blah. Hian!
I softly asked her: shebi he is ur boyfriend? Noooo he is married, he just came to Nigeria and ask me to come over. I weak.
I just stopped talking till i dropped her.

3. Picked this one at TBS, to elegushi. She asked: pls can i change my clothes?
Me: oh feel free. Bros i no fit explain things my eyes see that day. I can remember the front package vividly sha. Two weeks later, pick up a youth corp girl. And she said.... Oh i wish ur car is tinted. Me: why?
She: i need change my clothes. Ok could u pack somewhere quiet lemme just change to my uniform.
Me(not again) i just pulled over.. Got out of the car and walked away, stay till like 10min. Came back and saw her dressed in khaki and smiling sheepishly at me. She dashed me 2k on top d card trip.....
Stories plenty ehn

GAZZUZZ:
See them chopping overtime now o! They have forgotten sleep....


Well in everything, try and understand that every market has its high and low tides.

The rains will bring in unfavorable odds for riders, drivers and cars, which will result in a boom for the strong.

To remain strong please check your suspension parts every morning especially the C.V (shaft) booths once torn they will not last a week before the noises creep in, always listen to noises and vehicle sways, do not be in a hurry to align vehicles, most time it is a torn lower control arm bushing. Watch your tyres for uneven wear, I have seen a car destroy 2 front tyres in 3weeks because of bad alignment /lower control arms.



Meanwhile that Mumu driver that said my CRV will not pass taxify screening because of a mark on the passengers door thunder will fire you.

jayooh:


Why are you so pained Mr Man? Thought you were a matured human being all along. So you expect me to rush into renting your car when I know inspection can be dicey. If you've been to those centers before you would know what's up. Because uber doesn't do inspection you're there blabbing.

Bring car lemme go and run the inspection, if it passes I rent car, if not I drop it. That was the best I could do.

No time for stories, moving on.

In all your "wisdom" and tactics, you can never find a driver like me. Your loss.

I'm that driver

jayooh:


Why are you so pained Mr Man? Thought you were a matured human being all along. So you expect me to rush into renting your car when I know inspection can be dicey. If you've been to those centers before you would know what's up. Because uber doesn't do inspection you're there blabbing.

Bring car lemme go and run the inspection, if it passes I rent car, if not I drop it. That was the best I could do.

No time for stories, moving on.

In all your "wisdom" and tactics, you can never find a driver like me. Your loss.

I'm that driver

Far from it young man, far from it

GAZZUZZ:
See them chopping overtime now o! They have forgotten sleep....


Well in everything, try and understand that every market has its high and low tides.

The rains will bring in unfavorable odds for riders, drivers and cars, which will result in a boom for the strong.

To remain strong please check your suspension parts every morning especially the C.V (shaft) booths once torn they will not last a week before the noises creep in, always listen to noises and vehicle sways, do not be in a hurry to align vehicles, most time it is a torn lower control arm bushing. Watch your tyres for uneven wear, I have seen a car destroy 2 front tyres in 3weeks because of bad alignment /lower control arms.



Meanwhile that Mumu driver that said my CRV will not pass taxify screening because of a mark on the passengers door thunder will fire you.

GAZZUZZ:


Far from it young man, far from it

He did not get the joke, no sense of humor