Fellow nairalanders, I have been looking for a way to handle this particular private issue, but have decided to bring it here believing that the best advice and solutions could come from you.
I have been dating this girl for some time now and believe me she is a very good girl infact a wife material. But the problem I have with her is that she can fart all through the night each time she put up with me, during day time and even when she is with me in my car, it is the same thing. I have tried my best suggesting to her to avoid those heavy food containing carbohydrates and eat less of it so as to reduce the bombing on my head at night and day time but instead of taking my advice, she will always lough over it, I have also advised her to be going to the toilet to do it privately because I know it is a natural thing and so long as she doesn’t release it on my head but makes it private I will not have problem with it since it is a natural thing, but she doesn’t’ listen, the truth is that everybody does this thing, but there is a way you do it that people may even think that you don’t fart.
As a matter of fact, the thing is really disgusting and is making her less attractive to me each time she release this thing.
Please nd’ Please I need your piece of advice on how to handle this situation.

Stop having anal séx

For me dats a taboo,I can't do that.

crisycent:
Stop having anal séx

Stop having doggy style

"God wan punish you for penetrating her anus. Farting is to anal sex as death is to sin".

Common try to live with it.

Am sure there are so many things u do that is worse dan farting sef and she still copes!

Besides if she's nt ur wife Wats she sleeping over for?

Some girls sef!

No beans. No eggs. No moi moi. Then PRAY. Only Jesus can save...... All the best bro...

Cee your doctor ASAP

Mehn.... U could b a millionaire by converting d farts to nuclear weapons and selling to Iran.... Pls marry dat gal she's your lottery ticket.

*cos my maga Don pay shout hallelujah O o*

Lmao

She doesn't have respect for you and you aren't discipline enough that's why she keeps repeating it even after severally cautioning her. Next time she tries it when you're together in the car, kick her out but not without ensuring the place isn't an isolated or dangerous area. When in the house with you and she does it then walk her out. You have to take extreme measures if you want her to stop. I think she thinks you're soft and kidding that's why she doesn't bother.

The anal splinter is loose...too hard 4 her to stop...anal sex might hve contribute to her anal splinter to be loose...ensure that her food intake is normal and regular use of toilet must be her watch word
But I dont support d one that she messes around..i can easily buy d one that she messes when sleeping thus an involuntary action coupled with no obstruction from d loose anal splinter..

op take her to hospital might be an infection

prettythicksme:
Stop having doggy style

do you also fart during doggy?

Storeburn:

Funny replies, nairalanders would never change,

OP. I think you need plank and cement, close the a*s and ..........

*wicked*

I feel your pain Bro!!!

But it can be a blessing, you can make invention with that!!!

Trap her gas for domestic use

walexzee11:
I feel your pain Bro!!!
But it can be a blessing, you can make invention with that!!!
Trap her gas for domestic use

atleast it can generate 100000megaw for our country

N.p


hot Nigga

*Bobby



anal sex
nature
ogun idile

which one I go talk. now


Keep on trying your best


I pray she fart in the presence of your family.... then wen they laff @ her
or abuse her that she has no manners


then she may likely change or when she loose things all because of this fart trust me she go wise up





esi mi lo america

let her watch her food also

if she fart when you both still dey inside d room take heart... it alwaz fun

If I see you on the road, I will come and fart in your face

Do u' know me?

fart:
If I see you on the road, I will come and fart in your face

modelmike7:
No beans. No eggs. No moi moi. Then PRAY. Only Jesus can save...... All the best bro...

lwkmd....funny but true

rsleeky:
lwkmd....funny but true

"You look like a baby, how old are you"?

OZAOEKPE:

"You look like a baby, how old are you"?

got a baby face ain't a baby

rsleeky:
got a baby face ain't a baby

I also like ur baby face

EbuDox:

I also like ur baby face

tanx

rsleeky:
tanx

Just thanks?..

EbuDox:

Just thanks?..

wat else?

rsleeky:
wat else?

prettythicksme:
Stop having doggy style

what's doggy style