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Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by idolda: 7:49am On Oct 22, 2015 |
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal ) Seun, Lalasticlala, farano , Rocktation and ishilove which of the proverbs do you like most? |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by Beesluv: 7:51am On Oct 22, 2015 |
lol. Jamaican own nko? he who says smokers are liable to die young ...... |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by LifeIsGuhd(f): 7:53am On Oct 22, 2015 |
And he who said 'wonders shall never end' has obviously not been to Nairaland All the wonders have ended on Nairaland |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by Swissheart(f): 8:05am On Oct 22, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by dialfa: 8:13am On Oct 22, 2015 |
that no. 6 though |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by Nobody: 8:42am On Oct 22, 2015 |
LifeIsGuhd: |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by idolda: 10:08am On Oct 26, 2015 |
LifeIsGuhd:Abi o |
Re: Intriguing African Proverbs In The Lighter Mood by idolda: 9:06am On Jun 03, 2016 |
Lol |
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