ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

send ur acct details

Lizabeth25:
I'm not stopping him o! I'm just saying that There's no point killing/crcking his brain over how he's gonna mark a birthday!

He wants it to be special

Chai, i tink say i funny,bt u funny pass

Hmmm I don hear babe! Help me tell am say I wish am all d best!

daretodiffer:


He wants it to be special

blamelessly:


That's the OP account no. Anyone wey won join 1k to him money is free to do so. OP, Happy birthday in advance. May you have a fun filled day. And May God bless you abundantly that you'll never lack again. Try to put your phone no too for confirmation.

ok thanks man,

Wen it's ur bday, u take her out. Wen it's her bday, na u go still take er out. #DumbNigerianMentality

Lizabeth25:
Well, that na him business!

Abi nah but if na ur bf no do birthday for u for years, u go begin lament say e no love u say na punny hin love

evolg:
Wen it's ur bday, u take her out. Wen it's her bday, na u go still take er out. #DumbNigerianMentality

i'm doing this for me bro. Gad it?

Lol....b

Funny enough, I no va do birthday before self and I no die!

ollah1:


Abi nah but if na ur bf no do birthday for u for years, u go begin lament say e no love u say na punny hin love

Lizabeth25:
Lol....b

Funny enough, I no va do birthday before self and I no die!

Yinmu, so none of ur ex'es don do am before for u?

Lizabeth25:
Lol....b
Funny enough, I no va do birthday before self and I no die!

babe you rest na, why the matta de para you like heartbreak! Nawa o

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

This guy just broke the record of likes I've ever seen on nairaland..........Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

Birthday celebration having a pagan origin, celebrated by pagans, with its freakish gory ending.
Classical examples from the bible.
1: Pharaoh of Egypt, his chief baker head by beheading.
2: King Herod during the time of Jesus Christ, beheaded his cousin John the baptizer.
There re two celebrations for which council of witchcraft rejoice over when the see people celebrating them. (a) Easter (b) Birthdays.
My kind advice, Your one thousand naira could afford you a dinner with the devil and witches within your community and worldwide .They don't demand much
Or
Know the truth and you shall be set free
Drop by at http://jw.org

indigene:

Birthday celebration having a pagan origin, celebrated by pagans, with its freakish gory ending.
Classical examples from the bible.
1: Pharaoh of Egypt, his chief baker head by beheading.
2: King Herod during the time of Jesus Christ, beheaded his cousin John the baptizer.
There re two celebrations for which council of witchcraft rejoice over when the see people celebrating them. (a) Easter (b) Birthdays.
My kind advice, Your two thousand naira could afford you a dinner with the devil and witches within your community and worldwide .They don't demand much
Or
Know the truth and you shall be set free
Drop by at http://jw.org

lolx . . . Ok o

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

are u an economist? abi u dey speak from experience.
anyways best advice eva.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Nigga..u killed it mehn

Na your class teacher be "dis one"

Now what did I say?

ViNeHaNds:


what is dis one saying! Nawa o

litaninja:
Na your class teacher be "dis one"
Now what did I say?

get sense na! Nawa to you o

Just visit iya shakira place for gowon. Ask her to give u shepe combination and kpomo spiced with pepper. My broda thank me later. Infact N500 is enough.

dominique:
Do you really have to celebrate this birthday? Don't dabble into something that will make you a laughing stock among your peers. Youths these days are not nice at all. You can take your girlfriend somewhere nice and different.

Happy birthday in advance

Are u still part of those wey still dey look face?

Happy Birthday to the OP

No vex, the sense scarce for this area where i dey.....I fit come borrow small for your side?

ViNeHaNds:
get sense na! Nawa to you o

litaninja:
No vex, the sense scarce for this area where i dey.....I fit come borrow small for your side?

my guy even for here, we de try gather sense, you don see the thread now

bareal:

Are u still part of those wey still dey look face?
Happy Birthday to the OP

lolx, thanks bro

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

God bless u @ judgement hammer..

take the 1k give group of beggar them go pray for you next year rob bank and do it big

ollah1:


Yinmu, so none of ur ex'es don do am before for u?

GMan650:


Lol........ he shld borrow #20 join the remaining and buy gold circle to enjoy the night with the girl now. That would make d day perfect

Ehn ehn? Gold circle is now #30 now, abi?

Na so. Na to gather sense sure pass. In short, make we vote @JudgementHammer for poster. Na im get sense pass. No be all dis thief dem we dey use ona kain mode do website or buy bullet-proof car or pay subsidy ...
mtchew

ViNeHaNds:
my guy even for here, we de try gather sense, you don see the thread now

litaninja:
Na so. Na to gather sense sure pass. In short, make we vote @JudgementHammer for poster. Na im get sense pass. No be all dis thief dem we dey use ona kain mode do website or buy bullet-proof car or pay subsidy ...
mtchew

i swear down, infact eehn, this thread don popularise that bobo reach over moon

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

I hail!...you suppose be wedding planner o.you get the talent die.