2 Alomo bitters (N400) + 2 Black bullet (N400) and 4 packs of 100g Indomie (N200) = N1000...Maximum Flexin!

RedCard1:
are my eyes decieving me? This comment got almost 1000 likes...for real? Mr Judgementhammer your babalawo strong o

Because it is unique and he put some genuine thoughts into it.

Swear down. Guy, turn wedding o @ JudgementHammer

DBriteLitehouse:


I hail!...you suppose be wedding planner o.you get the talent die.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

na now I confirm say,many are mad but only a few are strolling the streets naked

Kimoni:
Sambarry, you expertise is needed here ooo

you sef

One ones thousand Nair ke

Irk pati wo niyen ke?

The only thing that one can afford is a carton of 5naira carton of biscuit which shouldn't be more thanks 500naira and 5 plastic bottle of fantastic.lobatan

JudgementHammer:

Na so my broda

dis comment kip makin me laff nd i kip readin it again and again...guy u can rily plan i sware

SAMBARRY:
you sef

One ones thousand Nair ke

Irk pati wo niyen ke?

The only thing that one can afford is a carton of 5naira carton of biscuit which shouldn't be more thanks 500naira and 5 plastic bottle of fantastic.lobatan

lobatan...OP, here you are

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Sambarry ooooo

**faints***

oyalunasamuel:


did you get it?

the 2k, right?


https://www.nairaland.com/2689993/see-what-nairaland-members-did


You all i mentioned here, and d last person whom i cant identify gave me 2k.

ViNeHaNds:
the 2k, right?


https://www.nairaland.com/2689993/see-what-nairaland-members-did


You all i mentioned here, and d last person whom i cant identify gave me 2k.

i told my girl about it she made the transfer. cant really tell how much she did. but am glad you got something to celebrate your birthday. Hey am kinda new to nairaland.com I'm still tryna get myself acquainted with with how the entire process works. So am sorry for the delay in responds.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

had no choice.. Wish I had more likes..

oyalunasamuel:


i told my girl about it she made the transfer. cant really tell how much she did. but am glad you got something to celebrate your birthday. Hey am kinda new to nairaland.com I'm still tryna get myself acquainted with with how the entire process works. So am sorry for the delay in responds.

God of heaven bless you and your girl. . . Amen!

REFER A FRIEND AND GET MONEY

ViNeHaNds:
God of heaven bless you and your girl. . . Amen!

Brother please how can I post on Narialand?

oyalunasamuel:


Brother please how can I post on Narialand?

sorry bro, i have been absent for a while, were u able to figure it out?

ViNeHaNds:
sorry bro, i have been absent for a while, were u able to figure it out?

not yet bro.

Princessderaa:
op take her to eatery,order 2 meat pie's (400) and 2 bottle coke (200 or 300). so u see? u can celebrate ur birthday with ur sweedy with just #700

lol, funny girl, babe resend d message wif ur no, let me call u...

Bamz:


I quite agree with you. I've been there once and now we're in a state of instant gratification. Everyone is looking out for themselves and cynicism is the order of the day. A dude can't just say hi extending a friendly overture to a girl without the chick having some other thoughts and vice versa.

One thing stays true though, if you find a diamond, keep it and stop looking around for glitters.

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