big_bumper:


Did I ask you to scare them away for me with the revelation that they have now defied grafity and headed south and turned into bathroom slippers Follypimpi nko, have you told him about my "charms" you know what forget that one, I don't need me no okobo in my camp

@ Ogidiboy, don't mind Gators jare, Pamela Anderson ain't got nothing on me

Thanks bumper but Gators is my one and only and I can never cheat on her.

follypimpi:


Well i dont like to blow my own horns,will leave u to do that.

Aiight, Its a date then Will let you know the time and place

FL Gators!:

`@Ogidi

She I no get eyes ni

@Big-Yansh
slow coach? why na?
control yaself o. . . .na my two best seducers you dey yab.

Aunty, have a nice night. I no wan fail my finals, gotta study

Okay o, at least u tried a bit, 3 outta 6 ain't half-bad Here, omo dara dara, have this N20 naira, use it for your transport home and use the remaining to buy some coke and gala

@Bbumper

Were you formerly busybody?

Loved you from way back on autosection.Igwe's nemesis?

Can;t get enough of you then till,

OgidiBoy:

Thanks bumper but Gators is my one and only and I can never cheat on her.

See this odoyo Alagolo come back hia, I no want this one, wetin you wan make I take do this alagolo-whupped drongos Abeg the N20 naira I gave you is too much

follypimpi:


Oko - whatttttttttt,because of this ur statement by the time am through with ya,you will be more skinny than Victoria Beckham.

follypimpi:

@Big Bumper

Lets go there !!!!!!!!!

Bring it on Thank God I am a Doctor who specialises in the anatomy of men, so I would be able to use my specialist skills to re-arrange your dislocated waist once i'm through with ya

big_bumper:


See this odoyo Alagolo come back hia, I no want this one, wetin you wan make I take do this alagolo-whupped drongos Abeg the N20 naira I gave you is too much

If I mad you mad I'm sorry

kay_pumpin:

@Bbumper

Were you formerly busybody?

Loved you from way back on autosection.Igwe's nemesis?

Can;t get enough of you then till,

Hiya, its moi in the flesh Miss you too, hardly see you in the autosection these days, whats up boo

follypimpi:


How about tonite,should i holla @ My driver

Tonite is fine, aawww shucks, sorry I have night vigil with Ogidiboy tonite, oops sorry meant to say with Gators I is no player, honest

As per the driver, I don't think that would be a good idea, you see I don't trust myself with the driver, not that I am an anything-goes lady or something like that its just that I am too irresistable and hot to trot

big_bumper:


Hiya, its moi in the flesh Miss you too, hardly see you in the autosection these days, whats up boo




Tonite is fine, aawww shucks, sorry I have night vigil with Ogidiboy tonite, oops sorry meant to say with Gators I is no player, honest

As per the driver, I don't think that would be a good idea, you see I don't trust myself with the driver, not that I am an anything-goes lady or something like that its just that I am too irresistable and hot to trot

Should I bring some candles

OgidiBoy:

Should I bring some candles

Where does Toyin get these slowcoaches like her from See as hin wan spoil my show with Follypeperempe Abeg carry ya two left leg waka from here, I said I will see you in a hour's time

What's the point sef, I know I am kuku gonna be spending the whole 2 minutes counting the ceiling, so whats the point, maybe I should just switch and go with Follypimpi for the night, oh well Ogidi might be loaded and have titles and landed properties as well, so I guess I would hang in there, a beggar has no choice

Yeah, bring the extra large candles in case I need to finish off myself

rotflmao. . . .all of you are crazy.


Ogidiboy, are you flirting with her?

big_bumper:


Hiya, its moi in the flesh Miss you too, hardly see you in the autosection these days, whats up boo

Oh you are at your wittiest best here again,and did you get banned or something?

And as per the auto section,my biz there is done and dusted

Do take care dearie and easy with these geezers

follypimpi:


I am Mario O (Ibi lo ma ku si) holla @ me when u need me,am born ready.

Tomorrow is a date Ha all these for me Your scooping and lyrics are making my legs turn to jelly Are you a poet by any chance I can't wait, I am already falling in love You are making my heart go boom-de-di-boom-de-di-boom

FL Gators!:

rotflmao. . . .all of you are crazy.


Ogidiboy, are you flirting with her?

Me flirt like you don't know me any more I just tried to be nice to the girl and she thought I was flirting with her. This is what I get for being a nice guy.

@Ogidiboy

I knew I could trust you

kay_pumpin:

Oh you are at your wittiest best here again,and did you get banned or something?

And as per the auto section,my biz there is done and dusted

Do take care dearie and easy with these geezers

Aawww thanks sweets A whole iyalode like me banned ke, who is going to authorise and sanction such I think it was a server problem or something like that which they are still working on

Aawww don't say that, I loved looking out for your post in the auto section, you were one of the level-headed reasonable contributors who did not allow themself to be sucked into the melee and shenanigans in that section

Which geezers Oh these ones I was only screening them for my lil sister Fl-gators Was gonna ask if you were single by any chance but I am too modest for that besides I love my men to do the chasing, anyway jus to let you know, I am single too since that longthroat Sisijinx refused to return my Igwe whom I only loaned her for one weekend

FL Gators!:

@Ogidiboy

I knew I could trust you

awwww I trust you too pumpkin pie.

FL Gators!:

rotflmao. . . .all of you are crazy.


Ogidiboy, are you flirting with her?

OgidiBoy:

Me flirt like you don't know me any more I just tried to be nice to the girl and she thought I was flirting with her. This is what I get for being a nice guy.

FL Gators!:

@Ogidiboy

I knew I could trust you

Shior Tweedledum and Tweedledee oshi Awon Dopemu agege meji, olorun a je ki e ba oko Ogidi pen your front door jare, you don't wanna keep me waiting now, do you

naija man like BBW. It saves him money because she wouldn't be cooking or eating as the man will be looking at her with one kin eye, making the girl to fear

@Hauwa
how you dey?

@Ogidi
Do you know how to work with Excel?
I'm so lost, don't know what I'm doing

@Iyalody

Which geezers Angry Oh these ones Tongue I was only screening them for my lil sister Fl-gators Cheesy Was gonna ask if you were single by any chance but I am too modest for that Cool besides I love my men to do the chasing, anyway jus to let you know, I am single too since that longthroat Sisijinx refused to return my Igwe whom I only loaned her for one weekend Cool

rotflmao. . . .stop am o.
Screening for who? Just tell the dude you wan give him a job wey he go dey take lashes from a whip

emi ko fe o

naija man like BBW. It saves him money because she wouldn't be cooking or eating as the man will be looking at her with one kin eye, making the girl to fear

Jealousy jealousy

FL Gators!:

@Hauwa
how you dey?

@Ogidi
Do you know how to work with Excel?
I'm so lost, don't know what I'm doing

@Iyalody
rotflmao. . . .stop am o.
Screening for who? Just tell the dude you wan give him a job wey he go dey take lashes from a whip

emi ko fe o

My dear me and Excel are not friends at all. Windows Word yes, but me and Excel don't see eye to eye

*Hauwa*:

naija man like BBW. It saves him money because she wouldn't be cooking or eating as the man will be looking at her with one kin eye, making the girl to fear

Buahahahahah

FL Gators!:


@Ogidi
Do you know how to work with Excel?
I'm so lost, don't know what I'm doing

@Iyalody
rotflmao. . . .stop am o.
Screening for who? Just tell the dude you wan give him a job wey he go dey take lashes from a whip

emi ko fe o

Don't disturb my flow na Ogidi ko, gbegiri ni, him and I were already doing some spreadthingy on the bedsheet



_{Stroking Ogidi's head and purring in his ears, that was not the sound of FL-gators you heard dearie, it was the neighbours cat crying to get in . . . Where were we jare before we got rudely interrupted}

My dear me and Excel are not friends at all. Windows Word yes, but me and Excel don't see eye to eye Sad

Thanks.

Mehn, am screwed, I hate this processor

Don't disturb my flow na Angry Ogidi ko, gbegiri ni, him and I are already doing some spreadthingy on the Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed



Stroking Ogidi's head and purring in his ears, that was not the sound of FL-gators you heard dearie, it was the neighbours cat crying to get in . . . Where were we jare before we got rudely interrupted

Well, I can't fight over a man. If he desires your stroking, then you can have him.

Sisters are supposed to share, right?

FL Gators!:

Thanks.

Mehn, am screwed, I hate this processor
Well, I can't fight over a man. If he desires your stroking, then you can have him.

Sisters are supposed to share, right?

You don't have to worry about some chic from the road side stroke me sweet cakes. Only you can stroke my head all you want.

FL Gators!:


. . . Sisters are supposed to share, right?

Now you are talking Now hand over all the men in your e-harem since sisters are supposed to share, and since I am the older sister, I get to have the lion share

@ogidiboy
That's what I like to hear

@Iyalode

What men? I don';t have any o, ejo

FL Gators!:

@ogidiboy
That's what I like to hear

@Iyalode

What men? I don';t have any o, ejo

That settles it then, we have a deal, u stroke the head, whilst I get to stroke the rest of the body If you trespass peren you will smell pepper