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Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Jimmyo3(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2015 |
GIRL: Hi handsome. BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes) GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare me a few minutes of your time. BOY: say what you have to and leave immediately. GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass here everyday and i feel attracted to you. BOY:only that? GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause whenever I see you my heart beats with a pop sound. BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery. GIRL: I'm damn serious. Can't you see that am not sobber and am staggering? That simply proves that am drunk in love with you. BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point, can't you see am busy? (drawing patterns on the ground using his feet). GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured the territory of my heart. Please give me a chance to invest in your heart business and you will see the profits through my love for you. BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just want to use me then dump me heartlessly. GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show you true love that can never even be witnessed in the Soap Operas. BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will reply you later. GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time as you want. Whatever your decision is,I will respect it but please say yes. QUESTION: Will there ever be a beautiful time like this? where girls will do the 'toasting' and we the boys do the 'blushing' or is it just wishful dreaming? 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by chocolateme(f): 10:06am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Nice one.. Jimmyo3 .. Even your last statement has melted my heart away and now my cheeks are soo red that I was wondering if it's only about your post or something else out of the ordinary.. Your post makes me imagine myself with you in a cold stone outlet taking CHOCOLATE ice cream and gisting with ur head resting on my shoulders and ur face beaming with smiles.. Do u think you can give me your control so that I will stop imagining and dive into reality? Or would u mind if I PM u by 1am tomorrow when your mind is well rested from the stress of today and typically ready to absolve my world?.. Your thoughts alone Jimmy has set my heart on Marathon race to no other destination but your world. Inculcate your world into mine and we would make a pair and a sight to behold to the envy of many. Jimmy!! Jimmy!! Jimmyo3 WAKE UP!! It's me chocolateme, if I tear u slap eh!! U wake up from your dreamland . 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 10:17am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Lol ...even if roles have to be reversed,a man's still got to be a man..Not that blushing nigga! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Theyveedo(m): 10:17am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Yes, Wishful dreaming... |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Jimmyo3(m): 10:45am On Oct 27, 2015 |
chocolateme:Lols...u almost got me carried away,but it highly possible. 3 Likes |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by ClassCaptain(m): 10:49am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Oliviaarims: CYPM |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Moz22: 10:50am On Oct 27, 2015 |
End time things |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 10:55am On Oct 27, 2015 |
We're getting there... Linda's post on twira is ma witnis. |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 11:00am On Oct 27, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:What's cypm? |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 11:02am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Yea hilarious indeed A hilarious moderator banned gab264 for threaten, advocate, or encourage violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group.. Ban expires at October 28, 2015 at 09:58:08 AM. |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by viclawz(m): 11:07am On Oct 27, 2015 |
wake up my guy its not possible...I wouldn't even lyk 2 b dat blushing nigga |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 27, 2015 |
Op wake up from dream land |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Kingsley1000(m): 12:29pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Oliviaarims:so u can't woo a man? |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Kingsley1000(m): 12:32pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
shokky24:so it's not feasible 1 Like |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Joromi1: 12:37pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
But girls would woo you if you were as popular, young and rich as Wizkid |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by dmola(m): 12:37pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Oliviaarims:chck your personal message |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by longjohnsilver: 12:45pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
infact reading it seems awkward... i no fit imagine make one mgbeke babe cum toast me like this mehn... Abeg let us stick to d status quo. its betta dt way. |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 12:54pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
dmola:Ayyt...fanks. |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 12:55pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Kingsley1000:I'm afraid I'm old fashioned when it comes to issues of ladies making the first move on a man. I can't,I won't ...4 so many reasons. But that's not what my post was saying,though. |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by dmola(m): 12:57pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Oliviaarims:uw sezy |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by NinaNigeria(f): 12:59pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
heheheh funny o |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 2:15pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Jimmy!! Jimmy!! Jimmyo3 WAKE UP!! It's me chocolateme, if I tear u slap eh!! U wake up from your dreamland .[/quote] You again?! |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
chocolateme:You again?! |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by chocolateme(f): 2:17pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
captainboris:are u a monitoring spirit? |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by chocolateme(f): 2:20pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
captainboris:who are u? |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 2:20pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
chocolateme:Before nko? I've got my eyes on you!! |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by chocolateme(f): 2:21pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
captainboris:hmm |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
chocolateme:Lol. What's on dt ur small mind na? |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
dmola:"uw sezy"...and people complain 'bout the way I type. I'm vindicated in the light of this, |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by pbs4real(m): 2:46pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Na wah |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Kingsley1000(m): 3:01pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
longjohnsilver:the status quo has to change,men are tired of wooing...it's ladies lapse or turn |
Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by Kingsley1000(m): 3:08pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Oliviaarims:ok,sorry for disgressing.so whats big deal in asking a man out?u guys clamour for gender equality,is it not good u ladies start championing the course with little things like this...trust me,the dude wil appreciate and respect u for ur courage 1 Like |
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