We dated for about 6 months then I quit because I don't do stingy. that was when I realised I had fallen head over heels for the slowpoke. we tried dating again then he quit 'cos distance freaks him out. Its been over a year now we don't date other people cos we're still stuck on each other I guess, please can someone make cupid sober and see that we aren't suited for each other cos me thinking cupid must have drunk a lot of wine at some wedding to string two controlling and selfish people like us together, we quarrel and are friends every other day. I can't even date no matter how hard I try cos all my head and heart keeps saying is "if e no be panadol e no fit be like panadol". i have tried every trick recommeded
I keep away from him then he comes on strong,
get him a new girlfriend he gets rid of her,
any more suggestions, cos this kain make up 'n' break up love don tire me,

Start dating maybe he wud get the msg

if e no be panadol e fit be like panadol oh!!

quit fooling yourself

Generic dey

or else you go cold turkey.

Having nightmares from sleeping with the enemy?

We dated for about 6 months then I quit because I don't do stingy.

rotflmao

St☆rStruck:

Having nightmares from sleeping with the enemy?

@poster, my guess is that you have already gotten jiggy with it with him, hence the attachment. (dat's what's call spiritual connection and lust for the koko my sister, some people feel it strongly, some others do not, hence why you can't stop thinking about him even though he's stingy).

@Starstruck
What dairy products might you be talking about ,  Nafdac certified or Skimmed, 

Toyinrayo, why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

I was about getting ready to get ready to sleep, suprised you were not online cus it should still be like 10pm over there.

LOL, eyah. How you dey?

Go and sleep, babes

, you've not giving me the daily dose yet,

Daily does of what?


Se ara n du e ni?

ehn now oun dun mi ni,

daily dose of the same thing that's causing men to congregate at Starstruck's door,

So why don't you join StarStruck's line?

Then you'd get some dose too

FL Gators!:

Daily does of what?


Se ara n du e ni?

*speechless*

FL Gators!:

So why don't you join StarStruck's line?

Then you'd get some dose too

No, I want BSDM and Nafdac certified version

@Ogidi

You understand Yoruba?
If yes, then am totally impressed.
If no, then wetin dey shine your eyes like that

@N2A

Then I'm disqualified.

Cause I don't know hot to switch the whip or bind you to a. . .you know

FL Gators!:

@N2A

Then I'm disqualified.

Cause I don't know hot to switch the whip or bind you to a. . .you know

You are a very Naughty girl,

You don't have to bind me i can bind you , ,

As per the whip , improvisations can be made,

No2Atheism:

@Starstruck
What dairy products might you be talking about ,  Nafdac certified or Skimmed, 

Whole milk. Thirsty? lol

St☆rStruck:

Whole milk. Thirsty? lol

- does it have expiry date,
- Is it fattening or slimming.

St☆rStruck:

Whole milk. Thirsty? lol

Thirsty - yes,

So can it be sent through "Royal Mail"

Naughty? Hmm, that's not what Santa said

^{Santa said I'm not a naughty girl, but a very very bad one.}

Improvise? I don't know wahchu talking about

You're not sleepy anymore? See Star is online, better take your spot in her line

FL Gators!:

Naughty? Hmm, that's not what Santa said 

^{Santa said I'm not a naughty girl, but a very very bad one.}

Improvise? I don't know wahchu talking about

You're not sleepy anymore? See Star is online, better take your spot in her line

You're not sleepy anymore? See Star is online, better take your spot in her line

sleepy again kee, lai lai, now that Ebony-Silk is online,

Am all for Ebony-Silk's BSDM certified bitty dairy products, am not into queuing,

^{Santa said I'm not a naughty girl, but a very very bad one.}
Improvise? I don't know wahchu talking about

Naughty - i can manage,
Very very bad - , now we starting to warm,
Freaky, now that's what am talking about,

All the same you need to punished, since you have been a very very bad girl    , binding would work so well for punishment.

No2Atheism:

- does it have expiry date,

Nope

No2Atheism:

- Is it fattening or slimming.

It's exciting and makes you grow big and strong.

No2Atheism:

Thirsty - yes,

So can it be sent through "Royal Mail"

lol

St☆rStruck:

Nope

It's exciting and makes you grow big and strong.

lol

So can i order for a test sample,

N2A. . . .

Corruption is not my game, but I can make a few exception for you

Freaky you want, a man like you shouldn't get less than that.
A lingering kiss, a gentle stroke, a desirable touch, bittersweet scrapes on the back.

And That's why I say you deserve better than Ebony-Silk because all she'd do is whimper and crumble when it's time to get down

FL Gators!:

N2A. . . .

Corruption is not my game, but I can make a few exception for you

Freaky you want, a man like you shouldn't get less than that.
A lingering kiss, a gentle stroke, a desirable touch, bittersweet scrapes on the back.

And That's why I say you deserve better than Ebony-Silk because all she'd do is whimper and crumble when it's time to get down

Corruption is not my game, but I can make a few exception for you

Freaky you want, a man like you shouldn't get less than that.
A lingering kiss, a gentle stroke, a desirable touch, bittersweet scrapes on the back.

Yes do make the exception,

And That's why I say you deserve better than Ebony-Silk because all she'd do is whimper and crumble when it's time to get down

Honey never expires hence Ebony-silk is still desired.

To whimper and crumble is all in the muscle, hence strenght building exercises can always be doubled to ensure that silent desires are made to endure.

Nicely composed syntax.

I guess seduction does make a man a poet.

Eyah, but you have the wrong suspect. I know naught of which you speak.

FL Gators!:

Nicely composed syntax.

I guess seduction does make a man a poet. 

Eyah, but you have the wrong suspect.  I know naught of which you speak.

Naa , am with the right suspect, 

Ye need not know so long as ye feel it so, as your heart desires.

So shall ye continue to let this dude be thirsty for the certified dairy product or not,

Was "this" dude not just asking another "producer" for her daily product?

You can't sweet talk me that easy, you know

The only job my heart is doing right now is pumping blood to the rest of my body

Asking is not the same as taking - just as looking is not the same as approaching -

Asking another producer is not the same as taking from another producer.

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Once you let your heart beat in rhythm with the dude seeking "bitty" BSDM certified dairy products, it becomes easy to realise that:

At top of the hour, blood flow shall soon be diverted to places you never thought they could go,

Should it bother me if you ask? For I do not own you or lay claim on you as my own.

Plz do tell, which places can blood travel that I wouldn't think they'd go?

FL Gators!:

Should it bother me if you ask? For I do not own you or lay claim on you as my own.

Plz do tell, which places can blood travel that I wouldn't think they'd go? 

Should it bother me if you ask? For I do not own you or lay claim on you as my own.

Neither does anyone else lays claim on me as theirs 

Plz do tell, which places can blood travel that I wouldn't think they'd go? 

What you seek to know is not for the light hearted, hence the information remains classified.