As a class guru, you get a lot of attention from course mates who would need you to give them tutorials. Unfortunately for me, i always have to divide my time to satisfy people so that they would not call me names. Even though i know i am not fine, i get to seat with the hottest chicks because they all need the attention.

If they do not look for me in class, they would always locate me in the library or hostel. It got to a stage that they started looking for me in my house, since i was staying off campus.

One evening i was getting all prepared to eat dinner when one fine ass course mate of mine came visiting. She had her books on but dropped them on the floor and told me 'Olamz i need your D.I.C.K right now please'.

So many things started running through my mind... 'Wow is this what it means to be a guru?' 'So i get to tear any girl since they always need lectures?'.... i started feeling like a super-star.

Without further delay as i heard what she said i started pulling my clothes off to get ready for some bumper action. To my greatest surprise, she looked at me in disgust and asked 'What are you doing?'.

I now said in my mind 'wetin dey do this one?'... I bone courage and asked her 'you said that said you wanted the D.I.C.K'.... No time to waste!

She laughed so hard and this puzzled me again... I had to sit done to analyze what was making her laugh.

She said 'Sit down silly... D.I.C.K i was referring to is Direct Intellectual and Central Knowledge... Why do you think i brought my books? Hahaha, wait you think i would actually?... That is so wrong!'

That was how i had a hard on and was given the baddest blue balls of my life. E pain me sha!

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Lolll hahahahahaha
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Boring!

You try but ......

See ya life sha

Who D.l.C.K do eep?

Am actually laffing, dont mind my funny face

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa this story tooo funny AF...I laugh sotey I dy cry