W8, i dey come o

Una wey no get boyfriends, I fit accommodate all of ona.
I no mind.

I just broke-up and need as many as I can accommodate ( lets say 4 for a start).

U dash monkey banana?

Pat, will you stop flashing me

Eric, did i flash u?

whether na pat flash me or na pat daughter flash me, all i know is that there was a flashing,

so tell your hand or your phone to stop flashing me oo since u don't remember if u flashed me

Eric, do i even have ur number?

pat, u have my numbers

Tufiakwa! Na 4 drm?

U dey deny me abi? we shall see,

Haba. . .y i go deny u naow? No o. . .ok i nearly flash u.

Now, we are near the truth, you flashed me or you nearly flashed me tick the correct answer or you will have carry over in Jesus's name

Ah! Carry over 4 where nao?

Pat ur addicted to flashing, same thing u do unto me.

Haba deji. . .even u? Ah! See me see trouble o. Deji, do i have ur number?

He eeh lol, so we even plenty wey dis girl wan blow their phone with flashing? i hearby send u to 1000 days of lack of phone,

i am going to have my sim changed.

Eric, u nor fit!

lol love in tokyo
*grabs a chair, bucket of popcorn n remote*

Love in tokyo

yezzirr!

. . .btw who & who?

u know nau

I dunno nao, plz tell moi

pat and ****************** sitting on a tree

>>rotflmao<< pat & who?

pat and u know nau

I dunno nao, plz tell me o

uncle eyo nau

Eyo ke!

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he he he