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11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by kizbad: 3:23pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
[img]http://3.bp..com/-bec5mQaD9Uw/UuBAijE59II/AAAAAAAAojA/lEZXuLKSip0/s1600/sex.jpg[/img] For some reason, there are a lot of dudes in this world who seem to have a personal vendetta against condoms. I don’t know, I guess they just really like getting girls pregnant and spreading STDs. That’s really the only reason I can think of as to why a guy, or any person for that matter, wouldn’t want to wear a condom during se'x..... Condoms are completely necessary, especially if you’re having casual se'x. We’re all reminded of this all the time, yet guys out there are still constantly making excuses as to why they can’t wear a condom. Honestly, it’s annoying, not to mention repetitive. And no matter which of these excuses you hear, I can almost guarantee that it’s a lie and something you shouldn’t listen to. So, to warn you, here are 11 excuses guys will give for not wearing a condom. We’re calling BS – and you should too. 1. I Can't Feel Anything With A C0ndom On Yes he can. There is even a study that says he's lying. You can absolutely still feel se'x with a condom on - and it feels good. Plus, won't it feel better if you know you don't have to worry about stuff? This is probably the most common excuse and also... a lie. Don't fall for it. 2. I'll Pull Out, I Swear LOL OKAY. Hold on a second, I'm laughing too hard to write. Okay, I'm back. First of all, pulling out is not in any way, shape or form a method of birth control. Second of all, have we ever heard of this thing called pre-ejaculate fluid? It's when a tiny amount of semen comes out before the, uh, big finish and it can get you pregnant. Third, pulling out does nothing to protect you against diseases. Lastly, I bet that the majority of the time, he will "forget" to pull out. 3. But I Never Use C0ndoms And It's Always Been Okay See the expression on this girl's face? That should be what you look like when a guy says this to you. How do you think "I've never used one" is going to convince a girl not to use one? Oh, you've NEVER used one? So you've had unprotected s ex with other girls? Okay cool, I'm down with that. SAID NO ONE EVER. See more on http://www.gnpost.com/2015/10/11-excuses-nigerian-guys-will-give-you.html#0 4. I'm Clean, I've Been Tested Do you know for a fact he's been tested? Did he show you results? Did he tell you about his trip to the doctor? When exactly was he tested? Was he with anyone after that? This statement alone is way too vague to be taken seriously. It's easy to lie about this in the heat of a moment... you need to be absolutely sure before you take his word for it. Even then - you can still get pregnant! 5. You're On The Pill, It's Fine Uh, no, it's not. Birth control pills will only protect you against getting pregnant. If this dude has an STD or something, you'll still get it. So, not fine. 6. I Don't Have One Right Now Okay? There's this thing called the drugstore, where you can go and buy condoms almost any time you want! Have you ever heard of it? 7. They ALWAYS Break Anyway Nice try, but no they don't. If you use them right, a c0ndom won't break. I mean, yeah, sometimes it happens, but that's a ridiculous way of looking at anything. See more on http://www.gnpost.com/2015/10/11-excuses-nigerian-guys-will-give-you.html#0 |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by Mbkite(m): 3:25pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
hmmmm |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by MrSmith007: 3:28pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
No rubber.. no sex |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by Baawaa(m): 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
Why should I use condom with my wife,Papa Awolowo,Azikwe,Tafabalewa they don't use condom,why me.MBA! |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by kizbad: 3:37pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
Baawaa:wat of ur gf? |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by meimoks(f): 3:41pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
You are the only one, I trust you anyway, I don't mind you having my child, I don't enjoy it that way and many more |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by misspicy(f): 3:41pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
i even heard one the other day...the guy said he can't use condom with is girlfriend because she is his girlfriend and not a h*e |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by playtheblues(f): 3:44pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
Tell them if they will hear. |
Re: 11 Excuses Nigerian Guys Will Give You For Not Wearing A C0ndom by agoman: 3:54pm On Oct 31, 2015 |
misspicy:i have warned all this transgender to leave nairaland. getoutu gays |
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